So they just left this place full of god knows how many hidden spellbooks and dangerous artifacts completely unguarded?
>>27563062
Celestia's a great ruler isn't she?
>>27563062
It's like an old Jedi temple, anyone can just walk in and do whatever
>>27563128
And people wonder how they got BTFO so easily
>Oh Anon, I'm so glad you had fun at work today.
>My husband is busy tending to his cloud collection, so I'm afraid he'll come speak with you later.
>Do you want a cookie?
>This is my special recipe, passed down through generations.
>Please, take a few.
>Now between you and me dear, you haven't seen dear Fluttershy with any colts lately, have you?
>No?
>Well that's good news.
>Why you ask?
>Well, Fluttershy has been single for quite some time, and I'm starting to worry about her not finding a mate before she reaches that certain age where mares start to... you know... become desperate.
>Why I'm not hinting towards anything!
>...Okay, maybe a little.
>Alright, I confess!
>I know that you and Fluttershy are a completely different species.
>But I ask you, please...
>Please take my daughter, it would make her so happy!
>She would be thrilled to have you as her mate.
>Oh, just take her now!
>Any day of the week, just sweep her off of her hooves.>Don't let her make the same mistake I did.
Fluttershy's mother asks you to marry her daughter. What do you do?How would you let her down?
>>27562862
>Roleplaying
Delete this.
>>27562902
>not wanting to please the delicious pegasus milf.
FLUTTERMOM IS TOO PURE.
FLUTTERDAD IS ALL SHE GETS
Earth pony Twilight?is this a meme
Ist das ein Mem
¿es esto un meme?
>>27562727
Discord made it a meme.
DYEWTS?
What do you think Ponies would find cute about Humans?
the relentless wish for death to take us into its sweet embrace
Our cute... Small... eyes I guess?
penis
>Fluttershy
>Stern, snappy, and sarcastic
Holy shit muh dick, her pushover episodes seem to be even shittier now.
>>27561967
I really liked how being in a family of such pushovers forced her into a leadership role even though she hates it. Outside of the family she's the doormat, but inside the family she's queen of the doormats.
>>27562021
I actually thought it was a neat way to highlight her growth, since it gave the impression that in the past she'd been much more like her parents and just let things lie without rocking the boat. Since she's been growing a backbone the last few years though she was ready to take charge and whip her brother into shape.
>>27561967
dominant fluttershy is hot af
Fuck, I fell asleep. Writing the update now if yall still interested. Also, consolidating the three greens before me. Props to the anons who wrote themi love you senpai
(1/6)
>"Anonymous."
>You blink, trying to get rid of the soreness in your left eye.
"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
>"How long do you think you can hold out? During the day, the best interrogators in Equestria are constantly at work on your mind. At night, your sleep belongs to Luna. Every moment of your life is used keeping the secrets of your escape from me."
"I don't know how many times I have to tell you, I've never even been to Tartarus. I have no idea what you're talking about!"
>She stamps one hoof in front of you.
>"I watched you fall into the pit after Discord's fall! You were one of his greatest lieutenants, and now you are attempting to reinstate chaos in Equestria. And that, Anonymous, is something I will not allow."
"You have no proof of any of that."
>She glowers at you even more seriously.
"The best interrogators in Equestria are about as effective as a fart in a windstorm compared to what my species was doing to each other when Ponykind was still living wild in herds in a meadow."
>"They were trained by me, personally, and between them and Luna, I've already been given many details--"
"You've been given only what I allowed them to glimpse. Do you honestly think for a second that I don't have the ability to project false and misleading information? That I would willingly allow myself to be captured without the means to protect my own private thoughts, even while asleep?"
>"..."
"Some of it is salted with truth. Some of it is pure fabrication. And some of the information you've already gotten will lead you to ruin if you try act on it. Are you a betting mare, Sun Butt?".
(2/6)
>She scowls at your defiance.
>"Anonymous if you don-."
>She takes an uncharacteristic pause.
>"What did you call me?"
"Sun Butt."
>"And why pry tell did you call me that?"
"Because there's a sun on your butt."
>Her scowl returns.
>"I order you to stop calling me that this instant."
>You simply shake your head.
"No can do Sun Butt."
>You plainly see that you're agitating her.
>And this gives you an idea.
>"I swear Anonymous if you don't stop calling me that I-."
"You'll do what kill me?"
>A big ass grin forms on your face.
"You want info on Discord correct."
She tones down the anger for now and nods.
"Well then it looks like I'm calling you Sun Butt from now on."
>She stares blankly at you.
>"You that there are other forms of pain I can inflicted on you."
"Why yes there are, but I'm still gunna call you Sun Butt.
>Her mane flares into a solar flare.
>You stretch your arms wide.
"Come at me Sun Butt!"
>Her mane fizzles out.
>She turns to the two guards in the room.
>"He is not to leave this room, understand me!"
>The two just salute.
>Celestia stomps her way out of the room.
"Alright talk to you later Sun Butt."
>She slams the door loudly.
>You look at the two guards, before spawning a deck of cards in your hand.
"Who wants to Texas Holdem."
(3/6)
>You are Princess Celestia
>As you wait for your sister to arrive, you sit on your throne wondering what to do with the insufferable human.
>"I must protect everypony from this madness. But..."
>You've recently received the reports handed to you by your interrogators but you start to wonder if any of these are accurate, or even true.
>One of the reports was particularly peculiar as it seemingly said that the world revolves around the sun and rotates around itself to cause night and day.
>You start to believe that this strange creature is playing your little ponies for fools.
"We apologize for not coming sooner, dear sister?"
>You watch Luna approach the dais with a strange look in her eyes.
>"I thank you for coming, Luna. Have you learned anything new about his plans?"
>She hesitates a little
"We took your advice, and started to more carefully discern the information we received from his subconscious. As you said, many of the projections we saw were innacurate and improbable at best."
>You underestimated him, that much was true. But he underestimated you as well. And now you are closer to discovering the truth
>"And? What did you learn?"
>She closed her eyes for a moment and then stared blankly upward.
"We attempted to delve further into his psyche. Passing the veil of his mind so to speak. And what we found was... different."
>"Different?"
"Yes. We saw a strange city suspended in the middle of what we could only discern to be the oblivion. The city had many structures distinguishable only by what appeared to be letters set atop of each one."
>This is the first time you've heard this. From Luna or from your inquisitors.
"We explored the city, and found that it was barren but the streets were seemingly alive and well kept. The only signs of life therein were the voices that emanated from each structure. We attempted to investigate the structures and discovered that each one was devoted to a particular aspect of study.
(4/6)
"For a time, our search of many of the structures looked dire as many of the voices spoke in terms we could not understand. Truthfully, we thought to concede, until..."
>"Until?"
"We... heard a name spoken through one of the structures."
>"Name? Whose name? Was it Discord?"
"Nay. It was my own... one thought we had gone mad from the search, but the voice called out more clearly the closer we followed it. Though what followed surprised me further."
>You start to wonder if this 'city' was something close to Anonymous' home, or at least where his secrets were hidden.
>"What happened, Luna?"
"We started hearing other names. Familiar names. Your's, your favoured student's, the names of her friends... and our enemies."
>"So..."
"For true, I had found what we had sought for."
>You breathe a sigh of relief at what you heard, and now start to hope to start to make headway on finding out Discord's plans.
"But... w-we could not believe what we saw."
>"What's wrong? What did you see?"
"We saw... depraved acts committed on what appeared to be our person and many others. And the voices regaled on heinous intentions they would commit upon our citizenry. Molestation being but the most common among them."
>You could see that the experience took a toll on Luna, who was now on the verge of tears.
>Knowing that Anonymous was essentially an agent of chaos, it did not surprise you to hear what Luna mentioned.
>"But did you find anything, sister? About Discord?"
>Luna shook her head and steeled herself, trying to recall the events.
"We attempted to commune with the voices, and inquire to the location of our great foe. Yet for all our efforts, I was met with dismissive responses that doomed upon me, a strange title. They called itNewfag?
How did you discover clop? Were you attracted to ponies in the show before you found out?I was attracted to them before
>>27560455
>look up lewds of some random thing
>cartoon pron? whats that
>look up lewds of cartoons
>furry? whats that
>look up lewds of furry
>pone? whats that
>horse pussy everywhere
>paradise achieved
>>27560455
FANfiction.net back when I was a filthy hormonal 15 year old and back when actual porn was still allowed there
It just sort of spiralled downwards from there
>>27560455
I was masturbating to furry porn when ponies showed up. I continued masturbating as normal.
I don't get how you guys make this sound like a big deal.
7 Days
>>27560369
3 days, jack.
Till?
Is this the fresh meme of the week?
someone plz explain
Sleeping Filly: >>27512367
>So what is this thread about?
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human, Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Dropobox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>Recent popular stories:
http://pastebin.com/DuTArgNd
Punch ghost AnonFilly by STAND PROUD
Hopefully he will return someday
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra and President Clop to add!
>>27556559
Filly is secretly a brony who goes shitpost about the episode and forgets his own thread
>>27556953
Yep, this happened.
>>27556953
I miss shitposting the new episode threads, I've stopped watching the episode when it airs to watch it with a group of friends later in the day.
Post spa ponies
so which one is the pre op and which one is the post op?
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>>27552287
What a twist.
>>27552287
The question mark is off.
>>27552287
>not "I want to cum on Rainbow Dash."
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous thread: >>27292793 →
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
>>27442363
>>27442363
post
>favorite pone
>favorite size difference
>favorite sub-fetish
>favorite scenario
>>27442036
The idea was there would be a lot of them, so at first it'd just seem like they were having a break/going home. The group of them wouldn't notice Vinyl kidnapping a lone one here and there. Guess they're drunk too or something.
In his dying seconds, Anon reminisces the events that led him to this moment.
”Stay with me Anon! Everything will be okay…”
http://pastebin.com/u/Zirivak
Previous thread: >>27151040
Whew. If one was not created tonight, i was going to do it in the morning.
Lets not let it die this time.
I love how I literally was going to type a period for a bump with no captchas, and it got bumped off right as I clicked the post button.
I was just looking for this, Glad it was only two pages in.
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
How did you like the new episode? Are you happy the map's been fixed? Did you like the Tasty Treat and its employees? Did you enjoy Rarity and Pinkie Pie working together again?
>>27617804
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is storytimed here!
>>27591850
Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Another 10/10 episode
Rarity is the best pony
It's time again for our regularly scheduled episode discussion thread.
MLP airs at 11:30AM ET. Today's episode is “Spice Up Your Life” by Mike Vogel.
Synopsis:
Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what 'help' means.
Promo:
I love making friends with ponies who know yummy recipes!!
Live streams:
Bronystate
BronyTV
HasbroMLP
Brony Network
CMC Clubhouse
Otaku Ascended
Enjoy the show!
P.S. This may or may not be the start of a mid-season hiatus, as so far we've no idea when the next ep airs. Bye for now!
>>27619922
EXCUSE ME
![[sperging intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RxRuQiK.jpg "[sperging intensifies]")
