How do we fix Applejack?
>>27579885
It's simple you have her wear an 'make America great again' hat.
Give her episodes that don't make her look like a fucking moron.
Write her off as a background pony. Give the open Mane 6 spot to Starlight.
>you open your eyes
>hungover again
>you put your hoof to your head...
>w-wait... What?
>a hoof?
>not just a hoof, but a pink one too...
>you look over at your body
>it's furry, pink, and dickless
>you are now a girly girl, bro.
>you hop over to a mirror and see...
>you are pinkie pie, and in Equestria
>you could try and take over, like a normal immigrant, or you could pretend to be the ponk and live your life as such,
>what do you do?
>>27579621
Seek out high explosives
>>27579633
>you decide to be a terrorist as you make your way out onto the world
>a spring in your step, and a smile on your face as you approach the building of twilight sparkle
>surely the bookiest of horses also is the one with weapons of mass destruction
>you knock
>she answers
Twilight: Oh, hi pinkie.
>what do you do next?
>>27579690
Suicide bomb twin pony towers in manehattan.
What do you think of things like bat/moth/plane/etc. ponies?
I remember when bat ponies became a thing everyone liked them but now they are hated.
>>27579549
>implying bat ponies weren't always autistic as fuck
Gloomwing's exile, best day of my life
>>27579549
>bat
literally canon
I don't see anything wrong with them
>moth
cute so I don't care
>plane
maximum autism
Best milf coming through
>>27579299
I bet I could convince both her and her husband to give me a blowjob. It isn't cheating if their both sucking off the same person at the same time.
>>27579299
>best milf
Whoa hold your horses there buddy
Anyone know when will Hasbro is going to release S6.5 patch notes? I just hope that Earth ponies will get some kind of buff this time seeing how S6.1 patch completely made the class useless as all shit but decided to make unicorns powerful as fuck.
>>27579207
>unicorn magic power balanced
>pegasi personalities toned back
>earth ponies buffed intelligence
>alicorn involvement limited to 1.25
>glim_glam/S.S/2.1 patch
>>27579207
INT, STR, or DEX?
>>27579207
>Earth ponies severely underpowered
Agree. I hope they get their shit together and balance this.
>mfw I haven't watch even 1 minute of any EQG movie
>>27579166
You're worse than eqgfags you frogposting homo.
>>27579166
>mfw I have watched the first movie and can't unsee it
>>27579201
>unequalized sugar belle
You're worse than anyone on /mlp/
If you could fuck any pony, who would it be?
And it can only be ONE.
My waifu.
>>27579104
Can I hold onto this privilege and use it later? I'd like to bond with her, first. Not using my penis.
>>27579104
this one
Help me /mlp/.
I need to keep procrastinating so I can fail all my finals tomorrow.
>>27578897
Well if you haven't started studying yet for any of them you're already probably fucked, so it doesn't matter.
>>27578897
Fuck off and go study retard.
>>27578897
Remember to stay up till 5 in the morning playing Dark Souls 3 and Civ 5 instead of studying or doing your essays like I did and then you MIGHT fail
I don't think I tried hard enough though because I still somehow managed to make straight Cs
When is the "Zephyr and Anon tries to come inside Rainbow Dash but both of them are complete failures at it and hilarity ensues" green coming out?
The potential for it is too great to ignore! Please! Lend me your voices, we need this autistic fantasy to come true!
>>27578869
I would like to see this as well.
>>27578869
Whenever you write it.
>>27578869
I love rainbow dash and support this autism!
Little Sweetie has fallen asleep on your lap. What do?
>>27578653
>prank
leave her sleep
>>27578653
smooch
Was it rape?
>>27578394
>rape
>>27578394
In Femnazi eyes: OF COURSE, IT WAS MANTOUCHING. ARREST HIM
In every others eyes: nope
Case closed.
They have the same eye color. They were meant to be together.
No hurtful crap
>>27578280
jezz again
Pic related is me right now.
I'm behind in the my little pony comic book series. Issue 33 and 34 are hard to come by. Last con I went too didn't have them. Would like to avoid shipping prices for Celstia knows how many missing issues.
Comics are already so freaking expensive in bulk.
I heard you can buy issues directly from the IDW store. Haven't checked it out yet. Thought I'd stop on an MLP forum first.
Any advice on how to get caught up without going broke.
I have issue 35 and 39 already but can't read them because they both mid arc.
>>27577786
Save your money.
>Paying for IDW comics
>>27577842
>>27577900
Okay... It's going to cost me $22 with shipping. What cheaper alternative's do I have.
Catch up on the Quest here: https://www.anonpone.com/longname/
Recap:
We finally completely got off the rails and are ready to finish this flashback off for good, full throttle!
>You do what is most natural in a situation like this
>Wiping a tear from your eye you pull them both into a deep hug
"I.... I absolutely love it, this must be the greatest gift someone ever made me", you stammer as tears stream down your face
>It feels good, you really can't remember when you had been this happy last
>The world seems to be going back to order and everything is working out again
>You managed to fix up Emberspark. You passed the exam. And most importantly....
>The two best friends you ever had stand next to you and you are able to hug them and cry into their shoulders
>It truly is remarkable and you hope that this moment could last forever
>But then you are reminded of tonight's dinner and that you probably want to at least check on Emberspark
>Slowly removing yourself from the hug you give both of your friends a hoofbump before heading back to the infirmary
>The stallion still lies where you left him and turns his head to you as he hears you come in
>"Oh, It's you again, what gives me the honor?", he jokingly asks, a rather gentle smile on his face
>>27577662
Why did we come back here? We've already helped him, all that's left is for him to rest and recover. Unless you want to force us into some kinda relationship with this jerk.
>>27577775
I believe we wanted to invite him to the celebratory dinner with Twilight.
What does /mlp/ think of this classic?
Reportedly there's a live-action adaption in the works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5On8da1KIE
>>27577157
A little cringy in places, particularly the music, but you don't watch a Rankin-Bass movie for that...you watch it for the creative pre-computer visuals.
Pretty good to watch while baked.
>>27577157
Traditional animation makes me orgasm.
>>27577192
>particularly the music
You mean the songs by Kansas? Because the instrumental tracks are god tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JZbEyb-Wfg
