If you somehow made it to Equestria, would you be honest about what Earth was like or would you lie and make stuff up?
>>27620400
I'd probably be honest, ponies admire honesty
Also checked
>>27620400
I'd be the king of all Earth who turned the degenerate lands of Africa into a white paradise, allowed the slavs to overrun and destroy the middle east, and made silly hat day an international law.
I'd probably lie and claim I've killed hundreds of monster back on earth
In D&D at least
How does the pony justice system work?
>>27620110
You remember the trial scene from Alice In Wonderland?
It doesn't
>>27620110
The guilty will be sent to the moon.
Favorite pony color scheme?
>>27619422
Rainbow Dash's.
Memes aside, her rainbow coloured mane makes her hair seem more alive, soft and fresh.
>>27619422
I always liked this one
>>27619718
Great taste
I don't know why, objectively Octavia and Derpy don't have very original color scheme.
But it just works for me.
Just 4 hours to go until the last episode before summer break. Will it be a good one?
S06E13 - Spice Up Your Life - written by Mike Vogel
Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot by the map to solve a friendship problem. They discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8taYLGwv2J4
S06E14 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction
S06E15 - The Cart Before The Ponies
S06E16 - 28 Pranks Later
S06E17 - The Times Are A Changeling
S06E18 - Dungeons And Discords
S06E19 - Buck Ball Season
S06E?? - Fault In Our Cutie Marks
-2 Discord episodes
-2 more Spike episodes
-2 more villain songs
-Gabby the Griffon (can griffons have cutie marks?) episode
-convention-themed episode featuring new character "Quibble"
-Daring Do returns
-Possible Babs Seed return
-Possibly Felicia Day and William Shatner guest-starring
>>27619296
A
FUCKING
GYPSY
>>27619296
>inb4 the gypsies are changelings
It's almost 6:00 AM. Why aren't you out of bed yet?
Because it is 8:43PM here.
>>27619182
I never got in bed in the first place
It's Saturday, I get to pretend I'm a NEET.
>What are timezones?
It's :45 PM here.
The object sitting on the piece of furniture closest to you is now a gift to your favorite pone. What is it?
>Whiskey or St. John's Wort. If Rarity's depressed, either could be helpful.
>>27619114
My fanfiction notebook.
My hard drive filled with porn.
>"Uh...thanks? I--guess?"
>>27619114
A bottle of fine Armagnac (some kind of French brandy type alcool)
Best gifs/reaction images
>>27618953
>best gifs/reaction images
>first image isn't even a gif
Why specify gifs if you aren't going to use them?
>>27618964
maybe because I have no good gifs to contribute?
You ever think at some point the ponies did something they shouldn't have or are too embarrassed to say it. Like I know they're herbivores but what if one of them got curious to try meat.
>>27618928
But they eat eggs all the time
>>27618929
Eggs are not meat.
>>27618934
>heh, fukin dummy of course eggs are a meat
>DAIRY
That food pyramid from 2nd grade lied to me
Cucked By Bowser Edition.
We await you, writefag.
If you were here for the glorious Bowser quads, you know why this thread needs to stay bumped. Don't let it die until the writefag returns.
>>27618741
So why was this thread deleted?
>>27618741
Im awake, lawdy. Im gonna food and coffee myself, then get back to writing.
>>27618741The image.jpg is triggering me a bit, but whatevs.
>>27619477
ORIGINAL THREAD:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27602051
PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/mSauZb0D
I will continue momentarily. Also I keep forgetting to set my name when I reply to the thread on mobile.
"Dungeons and Discords" was confirmed.
What do you think will happen in that episode?
>>27618653
>Discord hosts d&d game at Fluttershy's house
>Mane 6 gets transported to d&d world
>Shenanigans ensue
>>27618653
Shit... now I want to hang out with /tg/ for a match of D&D
>"Lets play a game little ponies. An adventure the likes of which you've never seen! Magic! Adventure! Danger!"
>"What? You go through that all the time?" >"Well, excuse me for trying to get you engaged in friendship games. I'll have you know however, that this game is a bit more interesting. I'll be running this little adventure, and you'll all have to obey to the rules of the game... shall we begin?"
>"Then let's get started!"
>Expect a fun and interesting episode to fawn over like a good fanboy.
>Get a cringeworthy and boring mess where nothing really happens beyond 1 recycled cringe scene.
>Every autistic retard sucks its dick and calls himself a loyal fan for promoting the blatant sabotage. They should be called anti-fans because they ruin their own cartoon.
He would have a field day with this show. He loves ranting about illogical decisions, unfunny jokes, cringeworthy behaviour, boring plots.
I just wish he'd get rid of that dumb nigger and that stupid girl eating up half his screentime.
And what was the idea of modifying Luna's design with a badly proportioned and badly colored rehash? Who designed her new shit?
No replies.
What are you listening to /mlp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOx8TyvUmI
Cavestory OST
https://youtu.be/8WEC5AGw820?list=PL0A12ED38862DB0F5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lp4BS09P0Y
>>27618520
>https://youtu.be/LMr7nd9G5Vo
I want to cum inside Rarity
>>27618397
why the fuck is pubic lice a giant snake thing when it should be a giant flee looking thing?
>>27618391
[Greentext]Implying worst pone is worthy of my semen[/Greentext]
>Season 1 was 6 years ago
>Equestria girls was 3 years ago
>Faust visited 3 years ago
>The Scruffening was 3 years ago
>Time passes
>Getting old
Six years of fun!
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others...)
---
Trippy_Shippy:
http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Crimson:
http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King
Blue Feather:
http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen
AfterHours:
http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours
SomeFag:
http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer
---
Celestia unbirths Anonymous:
http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast
Freud would be proud: (CYOA)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
Celestia breastfeeds:
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
Ten years
http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Suburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive V2
Writer names and general pastebins are greentexted.
[NSFW] marks explicit material: incest, lactation, unbirthing, etc.
Some stories might be unfinished.
Some stories contain >nohooves.
Enjoy.
>Trippy_Shippy (http://pastebin.com/u/Trippy_Shippy)
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
>Crimson (http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King)
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather (http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen)
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours (http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours)
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>SomeFag (http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer)
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast (http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove (http://pastebin.com/u/lorelove)
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN
Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26696513
#31 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26818287 #32 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27147743/#27147743 #33 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27438466/#27438466 #34 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27565535/#27565535 #35 http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27578392/#27578392
