She's a cutie.And needs more porn.
>>27624803
Second.
>>27624803
dont you mean
>DESIGNATED
>PONNIE
>PORN
>>27624803
Agreed. She was the best thing about the ep.
What are you listening to, /mlp/?
>>27624298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEY7Ton1gO4
>>27624298
Only the most gentlemen tunes, Octi
http://youtu.be/uiCf_Urxggc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0u0bOw4hi8
Post your top 5 songs from show (EqG included)
>>27623636
1) Smile
2) Rules of Rarity
3) Apples to the Core
4) You'll Play Your Part
5) Cutie Mark Crusader Song
>>27623636
>A True, True Friend
>Let the Rainbow Remind You
>At the Gala Song
>You'll Play Your Part
>Glass of Water
>>27623658
4 is the worst song ever!
Thread #1: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27605592/
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“How in the world did you get all of this stuff in here? You made the nearest town sound like the worst place you'd go for stuff like a giant mining laser.”
>Giant mining laser... I like that. But I'm also terrible at names. Anyway, I did it by being determined enough, building tools, strength, and living right next to a junk yard. Ponies just dump their unwanted stuff there. Useless to them, gold to me. I usually have to break it down into parts and rebuild it on-site, though. It can be a pain, but it works. Plus, this is basically just a huge metal garbage bin with no lid that I tipped on it's side and shoved a crystal & some mirrors in. The window on the side was an afterthought, obviously.
“Huh, that's actually really cool.”
>Right?
“How long have you been building this for? Surely something as awesome as that would take a lot of time.”
>It only took me about a week to find all the parts, test everything, and so forth. Also, it's not that amazing, and you haven't even seen it work yet!
“And why is that?”
>Because you don't have your ear protection on. You should probably do that if you don't want your eardrums to get ravaged.
“Fine, I guess I'll leave my eardrums to be destroyed another day.”
>>27623314
You take Misty's rather wise advice and put your muffs on, her doing the same with hers. You walk to the window on the side of the laser to get a better view, but before you get a chance to say anything, she pushes the button on the back of the machine. The pole the crystal inside is stuck on starts to rotate at increasingly high speeds as you notice little sparks flying off of it. You get a little closer to the glass, looking upon it with childlike curiosity. That is, until the crystal suddenly and loudly shoots a torrential blast of fire out of it, sending it straight towards the end of the ice tunnel. You yelp and stagger back in surprise, falling on your flank painfully as misty giggles at you from the back of the machine. You watch in amazement at how easily the ice is dissolved by the machine.
The laser eventually stops after about 30 seconds, the tunnel now about a 4 meters longer than before. Misty walks over to you, trying and failing to hide her smile.
>Heh, you get a little surprised there?
>>27623322
That's crazy! You must pretty well learned so make such stuff. You had to have had help with some things. A mare as nice as you surely has friends.
Check her buttmark. Ours too.
>>27623375
“Just, I mean, wow! How in the world did you learn to make this? I refuse to believe such a nice and resourceful mare has no friends.”
>Aww, geez. Thanks. Well, I've been fiddling with machines and whatnot since I was a filly, so I guess I just have a knack for things. I mean, it is my special talent, after all.
You look over to her cutiemark, something you've obliviously turned a blind eye to since now. One pink bolt and one blue nut beside each other.
>Just like how you might be the luckiest stallion alive, considering yours!
You take a look to your flank, something you haven't much needed to do at all until now. A golden horseshoe with a four-leaf clover inside of it. Can't hit it any closer to the truth than that.
“Huh. Never really noticed that.”
>Maybe you're just that oblivious.
“Rude.”
>Oh, and I never really make an effort to go out and make friends. I don't work well with most ponies... I suppose you're an exception to that, though. Congrats!
Destiny works in a strange way
Even if you’re still unaware of it, the great gears of the world are starting to close in around you
Soon, forces beyond your understanding will bring you into the highest spheres of this world, and all of your decisions will change the very face of the land, and then the world
Empires will rise, legends will be written, and millions might someday kneel in from of you
However, if you’re not cautious, the many struggles which WILL stand is your way might very well make short work of your being, sending you back into the limbos of history
This story will tell us, and begins right now, in the comfyness of a wonky wooden bed
>The rays of the sun warmly brush over your cheek
>Along with the chirping of the birds in this summer morning, it brings you out of your slumber
>As you lazily lift you head off the pillow, the familiar scenery of the small room you occupy with your siblings coming into focus
>There’s little in here, all your personal belongings only include a few wooden toys, a ball, a worn out plushie your sister holds, and a few coopers coins the four of you keep under the bed like your very own pirate treasure
>You’re sharing the bed with them right now, and they all still sleep soundly around you, breathing peacefully
>Siblings… The word might not be the best one, since the four of you are all orphans
>But you all arrived around the same time at the orphanage, and ended up getting closer with each other than with other kids
>At only 9 years old, you’re the youngest of your little makeshift family, as your sister stands 1 year older, and your two brothers, 1 and 2 years older than you
>However, even at your age, you’ve already been blessed with finding your special talent
>And when people glance over your flank, what they see is…
>What is your mark?
>>27622340
A Raven feather: Which symbolizes our creativity and intelligence (That's what the Native Americans say it means)
>>27622340
A stylised eye. We're good at reading others.
>>27622438
This.
anyone here at MLP-MSP
who thought a convention could be this dead
>>27621952
>draftcon
>>27621952
Where is this?
>>27621963
been here the past two years and there's nobody here this time around man
Rarity looks at food edition
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5foVtK-k1OPdE5mRTBkeWEtdUE
Pic below yours is the pony you become
>>27606386
Bep bep nigger
>>27606386
>You are Anon Belic
>A small horse seems to have driven her vehicle into you
>She reverses and repeatedly prods forward into the backs of your shins
>"Pardon me, sir, but we appear to have have a minor collision."
>'Oh, ehh, yes, it'd seem we are of having leetle accident, small horse.'
>"It's no problem, I admit to being at fault. However, we will need to exchange insurance information and get the authorities involved."
>LET US NOT AND SAY WE ARE OF DOING
>'Yes, please be of patience while I am to retrieve insurances.' You say reaching in your coat, trying to stall
>"Ofcourse, I un-, HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A GUN!"
>'NOW WHO IS NOT IN GOOD HANDS, SMALL HORSE, ALL THE FARM STATES IN WORLD CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW.'
>Twilight was always... special, growing up
>she had this imaginary friend, a green, vulgar creature
>the way she described it never really made sense of us. Instead of hooves it had like, 5 tiny grabbers?
>We never really took her seriously, ofcourse. But it seemed harmless
>that is.. untill it started manifesting itself.
>We'd hear loud swearing right behind us when it got dark, only to see no source for the vulgarity when we looked.
>things started going missing, and the television kept being turned just a little bit to the right every night.
>we didnt notice that one at first, but it became clear when it was nearly facing away from the couch.
Celestia nods, taking notes based on the stories the clearly still nervous unicorns entrusted her with
>"It'll all be alright, but I will have to take her under my wing, and restrict her to the castle"
The couple, understandibly anxious swallowed untill one spoke up
>We understand.. whatever is best for Twilight
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH" the imaginary golem exclaimed
>announced by it's filthy mouth, long before she could be seen, a tiny purple unicorn poked her head through the doors
>"Anon, don't be rude to the princess!"
Lewd editionLike every Ember thread
Previously: http://pastebin.com/3JuDQcWF
Continued from line 821:
>A little clumsily she explores your mouth, letting her forked tongue slide against your teeth until she reunites it with yours.
>Ember slides the tip of her tongue across the back of your muscle and you push it up against her to intensify the contact.
>Your tongues become intertwined, the narrow, long nature of Ember's tongue allowing her to tightly coil it around yours.
>Suddenly Ember pulls her tongue back, dragging you along to more neutral grounds.
>Eventually though Ember's tongue comes back into contact with you and once again she tightly coils around your tongue before retreating back into her own mouth.
>She repeats this process a couple of times, each time moving the point where your tongues meet a little further towards her side.
>You use the opportunity to get a feel for Ember's teeth with your tongue and find that they are a lot like your own, albeit somewhat bigger and pointier.
>Feeling bold you put one of your hands on Ember's butt and give it a light squeeze, eliciting a small gasp from the dragonness.
>For a moment she stops moving her tongue and you worry that you went too far.
>To your relief though she quickly resumes kissing you with renewed vigor and you put your free hand on Ember's back in response, gently rubbing the spot between her wings.
>You give Ember's rump another, more daring squeeze and you marvel at how firm it feels against your palm.
>Not only is Ember's butt extremely muscular, but also the scales covering it make it feel particularly tough.
>Slapping it would probably not do much aside from hurting your hands.
>Still, it has a certain plumpness to it that you just can't get enough of.
>>27606032
>Ember meanwhile has also started to feel up your body, letting one of her claws travel down your still clothed chest.
>Once she reaches your waistline she snakes her claw under your shirt, gently caressing your bare skin as she moves back upwards.
>The way Ember touches you feels like electricity running down your spine and in a moment of passion you use both of your hands to grab her butt and pull her close, unintentionally pulling your mouths apart in the process.
>You open your eyes just in time to see Ember's tongue whiz back into her mouth.
>Ember seems to notice your gaze following her tongue and when you lock eyes with her she looks away embarrassed before resting her head on your shoulder.
>She still has her claw caressing you under your shirt though she has moved to drawing small circles on your back.
>With the way her body is pressed against yours there's no way she doesn't feel how hard you've gotten by now.
>You turn your head towards Ember and spot a small hole located behind one of her horns.
>After giving Ember's ear a small lick that you whisper to her:
"Would you like to ... go further?"
>The slow circles Ember's claw has been drawing on your back suddenly stop with a jerk.
>"F-further?"
>"Like mating?"
"Yeah."
>Ember pulls herself a little tighter against you before replying:
>"I guess I wouldn't mind if it's with you."
>You can't help but smile at Ember's indirect response.
>By her standards that's basically a love declaration.
>>27606039
>You plant a series of kisses around the base of Ember's horn, slowly traveling to the front of her neck.
>To your surprise you find that the bright areas on Ember's front don't actually consist of hard scales like you thought they would.
>Instead you find that Ember's front is made up of skin far softer than you'd ever expected to find on a dragon.
>After one particularly long smooch you carefully bring your teeth to bear on Ember's neck, giving it a small nibble.
>With a surprised gasp Ember puts her claws on your shoulders and pushes you back.
>"What are you doing?"
>"This isn't how you mate."
>For a moment you were worried that you might have done something wrong but when you see the embarrassed look Ember is giving you you just smirk at her.
"Actually it is how I mate, at least when presented with such a beautiful, cute dragon such as yourself."
>If Ember wasn't already in full blush she'd probably be now.
>She's trying to respond, but all that comes out of her mouth is an intelligible dribble of words.
>With great care you lay Ember down on her back, using the opportunity to take off your shirt.
>When you pull it from your head you see Ember sheepishly lying under you, looking to the side with crossed arms.
"Oh?"
"I thought a dragon like you would be experienced with this sort of thing but perhaps I was mistaken."
>You feel like you're going a little far with your teasing but you just can't help it.
>"O-Of course I'm experienced."
>You feel the urge to poke her about that, but you should probably let up for now.
>Gently you take Ember's claw into your hand and start kissing it.
>Time to make it up to her.
Can Anon find a better cosplay than this? And why is the answerno?
>>27600641
>this shit again
>tee hee now those silly boys will pay attention to me
>>27600656
>forgot to draw the bait onto that hook
Typical glim glam
We'll call it even and you yanks can come in, no beef.
Just for the love of all that is holy, remember you guys used M1917 Rifles.
>>27599000
Bump
>nostrils in changelings
>>27599000
Now where'd you find that marvelous pic?
>"Why do you climb?"
"I must."
>"What do you seek? Gold? Fame? The thrill of the fight?".
"The part of me that's still inside."
Welcome to Heavens Tower, how high will you climb?
The premise:
/mlp/ posters are randomly found unconscious by Climbers inside a crazy magical tower. They're evacuated to Prisma, the town built at the foot of the gigantic tower, where adventurers aka "climbers" make a living out of selling stuff they found inside the tower, risking their lives through the many floors filled with monsters, magic and mystery.
It is now your choice to decide what you'll do with that new life: You can live as an ordinary citizen in the town, or join a group and go for expeditions inside the tower.
Create your character, choose a role, buy weapons and gear: This game is supported by Nina-Chan, a bot written entirely for this very purpose, it is both a game master assistant and a database, to ensure Quests are both a breeze to lead and play!
Feel creative? Want to draw, write, GM or just play? Heaven's Tower continues!
server: irc.esper.net
channel: #heavenstower
doc link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/159pbmA1rZCK-wtxZ_mUnqkhJ3HG1hLSxqod5KSIWqxM/edit
up
>>27592537
and away!
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 143! A little apple for you, and a lot for me!
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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Do you think booping Celestia would cause the sun to go out like an on/off switch?
Here's an archive link: http://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
but its still night.
Still saturday on the west coast, but good thing this is up before that faggot could start his.
>>27563729
sun's up somewhere, bruh
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