Is there anything more adorable in this universe than, cute, little, pony fillies?
>>27627696
>>27627696
No. FiM fillies are a miracle of the universe. Nothing else will ever compare to their greatness.
>>27627696
Well there's cute, little, pony fillies taking big black cock
Or any sort of cock really real or artificial.
Take that worsthorse
since when is MLP about leaving somepony alienated. No friendship lesson there, I thought for sure that pony was going to try the indian curry and apologise. Really surprised.
Well alright they did finally bring trixie around... after a few seasons, I doubt we're gonna see this faces-of-meth pony again though.
>>27627604
>No friendship lesson there,
They learned to be yourself and not worry about trying to change yourself for others.
That's a pretty good lesson.
>>27627590
>implying rarity is even adequate and not straight out shit
Why do so many ponies have that cutie mark?
>>27627575
Jews.
>>27627575
all of them are the doctor reincarnations
>>27627575
LOOK AT THE TIME
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>You may cum inside Rainbow Dash, but she will never love you.
I only come here for this thread
>>27627282
>implying there aren't better pones to blow a load into
The song was also terrible, but at least we have a new cute pone to porn the hell out of.
>>27627223
The Warcraft movie already came out?
>>27627223
Theres a Warcraft movie?
>>27627223
But the Warcraft movie was amazing
>mfw season 6 is shit
C'mon Hasbro. You can't just make people fall in love with your product only to let it turn to shit.
>>27627168(You)
>gesa
>>27627168
(You)
>>27627168
>Gauntlet of Fire
>A Hearths Warming Eve
>Saddle Row Review
>Flutter Brutter
>Shit
Remember when Celestia making an appearance was a big deal?
>>27626581
Is that a new character?
>>27626581
Holy shit what is she? Some unicorn Pegasus?
>"Oh gee, this is an interesting concept, think we should make an episode on them fixing the map? Nah, let's just get Starlight to mary sue it and call it a day."
I mean, I can understand progressing the story but an episode learning about the map would've been neat.
Didn't even know the map was broken tbqhf
>>27626183
Then it'll be forgotten again for the remainder of the season, just like before.
>>27626201
this
SCENARIO: A pony has ignited their planeswalker spark and begun opening portals to other realms out of curiosity. Of course it does not go unnoticed and now Equestria is 24 hours away from being besieged by monsters from the multiverse. Using your neckbeard knowledge in popular collectable card games, what course of action would you suggest to the princesses vs...
*The thallids?
*The slivers?
*The Phyrexians?
*The thrulls?
*The Eldrazi?
HOLY SHIT, NIGGER, WE ARE FUCKING FUCKED MODE: defend against all 5 races at the same time.
>>27626444
But it's Magic Autism
I dont know what any of those are
Ayyy
>>27624459
HASBROOOO!
>>27624459
They are customs, duh
Here comes dat scoot
>>27623818
Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo
o shit waddup
>>27623818
chickun waddup
Do we have a name for her yet, /mlp/?
>>27623484
Trailer Trash
>>27623484
Jizz covered whore
>>27623484
mare worker
I must know the name of this adorable background pony.
>>27622669
She has a very fuckable face
>>27622669
Wasn't she one of the first clients to wear the princess dress?
>>27622669
Pretty sure derpi calls her Sweet Biscuit
Shit name desu, I wanted to call her Cookie Crumble
How did the last thread die?
Part 1: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27066901/#27072670
Part 2: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27091175/#27092369
Part 3: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27366220/#27371493
Part 4: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27449343/#27449343
Part 5: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27535121
As always I am open to suggestions.
>>27590888
Huh... the thread got trips... Eh probably isn't important.
>>27572985
>Something seems off.
>Mom wouldn't just use the window for no reason.
>Maybe you should follow her.
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You continue reading your comics for a while.
>But then you hear a knock on your door.
>It could be one of three ponies.
>Starburst
>Flurry
>Or Moon Dancer.
>Either way they are all welcomed.
"Come in."
>You invited.
>Coming in from the door is someone you least suspected.
>It's your mom.
>"Hello Nighty."
"Hey mom. How did your friendship mission go?"
>"Smooth as always. How about your date, how did it go?"
"OK...."
>"OK?"
"I don't know..... She just feels like she was... she was like.... too much like you."
>"Too much like me?"
"Yeah.... Although it was only in a few occasions."
>>27591131
>"In what occasions?"
"When she scolded me and when we were talking about Starswirl. I don't know why... but it felt like I was really just talking to you the entire time."
>"I... I see."
"Not to mention she left out of nowhere as well."
>"I-I'm pretty sure she had a good reason."
"Also she doesn't seem to be here."
>"Uh.. She's probably asleep in Moon Dancer's room. She must not be used to the time zones here."
"You sure."
>"Yes... so it's best we don't disturb her."
"OK....."
>"But I will talk to Moon Dancer about her leaving you alone in Sweet Apple Acres. She should have at the very least said goodbye."
"Thanks mom."
>"You're Welcome. Now if you don't mind I have to fix dinner."
"What are we having"
>".....Leftovers... lots and lots of leftovers."
"Going to to try and figure out how to turn them all into something good?"
>"Key word being try."
"All I have to say is good luck."
>"Thanks Nighty."
>She gives you a hug before leaving your room.
>Leaving you alone to read your sci-fi comics.
>Be Twilight
>Alright!
>You seemed to have a good story so far.
>Maybe you can get away with this.
>"There's nopony inside Moon Dancer's room mom."
"Of curse there isn't Star....burst........ oh no."
>>27591295
Yay, you're back!
Spooky Scary Edition
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Last Thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27178277
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Starting Prompt:
> You are a colt, moving to a new country outside of Equestria.
> It is mostly populated by mares, due to fail safes in their people's evolution.
> The country has existed for as long as Equestria, if not possibly longer.
> Now, another thing you should be aware of about these mares' evolution.
> They tend to be much bigger than the average Equestrian mare, and they grow bigger depending on how much love they feel towards ponies.
> This happens because their home is much more dangerous than Equestria, being under almost constant attack by wildlife.
> They need to be bigger in order to protect their families and loved ones.
> Some are also just naturally larger.
> Unfortunately, this doesn't fair well for you, as they can also be a danger.
> You have to be careful no to be stepped or sat on by the larger ones, while being cautious of the wildlife.
>>27561366
>Where we left off, we were choosing between returning back downstairs from the vents and just getting help, or befriending the strange creature that we found in the vents.
>Right now, you are staring in awe, shock and disgust at the mass of creatures swarming in the attic space.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10087115
>>27561373
>You quickly flee. You don't know whether or not those creatures are hostile, and you aren't eager to find out.
>Although, maybe you can find out.
>Returning to the left passageway, you seek the creature that was on it's own, only to find that it is no longer there.
>What do you do?
>>27561823
Let's go the other way. The way without the robots
