They're seriously expecting us to believe that this ridiculously flamboyant hairdresser who by the way looks like every gay stereotype incarnated, is interested in mares?!
Hahahahaha
>>27567771
He's a hippy NEET stereotype, not a gay stereotype.
>>27567771
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CampStraight
because if they made him gay the sjws would bitch about gay stereotypes.
Why does Pinkie like to show her open mouth all the time?
>>27567351
It's her victims trying to escape.
Because she wants to eat you.
Can we makeNyxpretty /mlp/?
If I was a drawfag I'd do it.
>>27567333
Im a drawfag, and I dont wanna
>Trips
Does that mean there's a chance?
Pic related.
>>27567333
Nyx is the worst fucking OC.
what season had the best memes?
>>27567281
>using post-S1 memes
that's 20% not cooler, anon
All of them.
Memes are my life.
>>27567281
Season 3. Can't beat the gak.
Why is she such a bitch?
>>27567133
she isn't and you are a faggot
>>27567133
"What did you just say anon?"
"Looks like you won't get to cum for another week!"
>>27567150
Good, my tastes aren't shit enough to love you.
>>27567105
Disease, currency, hunger, poverty....
The last is a toss up between Macfags and feminists...
>>27567105
Disease, hunger, poverty feminists and Macfags.
What's the best way to break Rainbow's spirit?
>>27566878
Break her wings and legs permanently and steal all her Daring Do books. She'll be bed ridden forever, and so long as her friends never visit, she'll break in no time.
>>27566878
Just tease her about being girly, and that neets are the only guys who hit on her.
She'd kill herself within a week.
>>27566878
Tie her down and boop her mercilessly. Then unrestraine her and send her to bed without dessert
>>27566763
I don't think you will, old sport
>>27566851
I've gotta stop her!
20 minutes into ponyxanon fanfics with your best pone and she gives you this look.
what do?
>>27566564
I'd give you an answer if I could find decent, completed anon and Trixie fic
>>27566570
>anon and trixie fic
i'm shit and writing fanfics, but I could write a trixiexanon fic if you want?
>Rape
>or Get Raped
>Either way someone is getting raped
>"Hey Anon look at me"
>"It's me Pinkie Pie"
>"YOUR FRIEND!"
>>27566548
What do you want, pink pone?
literally who?
>>27566548
Pinkie you aren't real, you are a cartoon horse, you can't possibly be my friend.
![ponies_in_real_life__9__by_casandraponyartist-d5jb78t[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RwCGwMU.png "ponies in real life 9 by casandraponyartist-d5jb78t[1]")
If ponies started crossing over into our dimension in huge numbers, do you think it would eventually become socially acceptable to date them?
>>27566119
It could just be one pony, and it would be as acceptable as any other non-illegal fetish.
The problem with zoophilia is that animals can't consent/aren't seen as having personalities. If you have a horse that can explicitly consent in line with an explicit personality, there's no rational reason why it would be wrong for you to date them.
>>27566119
>implying socialnorms would keep me away from my waifu
>picrelated
>>27566119
>Implying they would choose a loser like you instead of pristigious people like Leonardo di Caprio or Ben Affleck. Ponies only deserve the best.
Who else /hypocrite/ here?
I think most of us agree that Zephyr got what was coming to him, he had to learn his lesson the hard way.
But consider for a moment if it wasn't Zephyr, but Flutter butter(Or if Zephyr simply had been female and waifu material, *cough* Moondancer *cough*) who suddenly turned neet and had no intention of finding a job, would you throw her out, like, ever? I know I wouldn't.
>>27566065
I thought Fluttershy was being fisted.
>>27566065
Moondancer has her own house and she studies. The stuff about her being NEET is a meme.
>>27566075
I know, I just mentioned her because she has that distinct neet look.
Three months of Winter coolness, and awesome holidays!
>>27566029
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>27566029
i want to rape the fluttershy
![pinkie_pie_with_skates___no_bg_by_sileresp-d45yf1r[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BAOfm8g.png "pinkie pie with skates no bg by sileresp-d45yf1r[1]")
>>27566029
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
How would you convince Trixie to go on a date with you?
>>27565942
Tell her I know about her futa. And that she's a common cock vorer.
If I fail I become one with her cum.
Win win for me.
>>27565942
Bribe her with crackers ofc.
How would you react if Zephyr Dash became a canon ship in the show?
>>27565935
Would hope for Zeph to become a likeable character Dash deserves
It's alright.
I feel like tomboyish RD need a romantic wimp for bf.
It's not great, but it's better than Soarin or any other cuck.
Her being a lesbian for FS or AJ would be perfect, actually.
>>27565949
I don't know if it's just the closest of friendship or more, but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are already very very close.
And that's exactly what they needs giving the characters traits they have.
The last episode is making me wonder if they live together now?
I mean she is even brooming the kitchen in one scene.
That's not usually something you do in a friend's house.
She is also here so often than any important impromptu scenes takes place when she is here.
So they really are together all the time!
This episode must be a dream come true for fluttershy x rainbow dash shippers...
