drawfag
I'm not very good.
But I'm bored and I drew RD. u want colour? u want me to draw other pony as people 'cos i can't draw a pony for the fucking life of me. plz commissions
Could you draw Fluttershy choke-holding a child?
>>27565921
draw Zephyr cock voring Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
>>27565953
this, but remove the cock voring
>favorite pone
>last song you listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjw_8RpoNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1YYou feel your Past Sins crawling up your back.
http://youtu.be/mPD2vEbYyAE
Ok then
>>27565901
>Nyx
>Undertaleyou feel like you're going to have a bad time.
Day after day of browsing this board, I see nothing but people complaining about the quality of this board or that it's dying.
I'd legitimately like to know why you still come here everyday if it upsets you so much.
And don't give me that THE RIDE NEVER ENDS bullshit, actually give me your reasons.
Nobody is making you browse /mlp/ but yourself.
>>27565776
They are just being stupid to entertain themselves.
>>27565776
Because you might as well tell us to commit suicide. We hate our lives because of who we are: dumb, lazy, talentless autists.
To stop browsing /mlp/ is to kill us.
But if you'd like to suggest some get rich easy schemes to somewhat turn our lives around then please post crowdfund sites everyday. >>>/biz/.
After we get rich we can also completely realize how much our autism ruins everything and then we can kill ourselves after we donate the money to some people who are capable of using money for happiness.
>>27565776
>I see nothing but people complaining about the quality of this board
You might want to review your filters, anon.
Never. Rainbow Dash killed them to pay for her drug habits.
>>27565746
as soon as we meet hers
>>27565746
We met her dad already.
Wh-what is that she's cleaning?
>>27565660
paper, only paper
Discord's lunch
>>27565679
why is it where Zeph was sleeping??
Seriously, wing ears.
>>27565452
By the thumbnail they all look female with daddyshy's mustache as teeth
>>27565452
>flutteroppai is still a thing
I thought this meme died
Go nuts
>>27565285
This isn't show related.
Modcucks, if you're not too busy fellating one another, please.
This will be the highlight of your entire thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_PeB0ByKxs
https://twitter.com/Digibrah/status/739197532576862208
Looks like Horseshoe crew is butthurt over the recent episode. Did it anger you /mlp/?
>>27565188
Literally who?
Getting mad over a show for little girls.
>>27565489
>watching a show for little girls
faggot
do ponies drink coffee?
Probably.
>>27565084
sure why not?
>>27565084
Fluttershy drinks tea, so why not?
Guys, just because RD doesn't like Zephyr doesn't mean she's a lesbian. She's just got really high standards when it comes to stallions.
>>27564851
She'll never get Soarin
>>27564851
Thank you for stating the obvious OP
>>27564881
>implying he hasn't had her sit on his muzzle after a long, hard, sweaty day of practice at least 4 times by now
Did Zephyr paint Opal like Rainbow Dash so he could fuck her?
>>27564729
Is he really trying to hit on Dash? Cause I'm not seeing it.
>>27564729
He really likes her, it seems.
>>27564729
The fact that this is a possibility scares me in ways that I thought I never could be scared before.
Everyday I get cucked by other men. I see them walking around with beautiful women I can never have. I watch MLP to escape the reality of my pathetic existence, and what do I see? My favorite characters are fucking whores, just like the whores I see out of the streets. I look at these male characters and I know that they must have lustful urges towards my waifus. They MUST, after all, they are ADULT MEN. By making a character adult and male, you are admitting to the audience that said character is a sick fucking adulterer who wants to fuck the pure virginal female characters. Why the fuck are you introducing this sexual perversion on children's programing?
Mr. and Mrs. cake have a fucking baby. That means that these cartoon characters FUCK. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR CUTE PONIES HAVING SEX. THIS IS A KIDS SHOW. KEEP THE PONIES PURE, THEY HAVE MAGIC THERE ARE OTHER WAY TO REPRODUCE THAT DON'T INVOLVE FILLING THE STRONG FEMALE ROLE MODELS WITH DISGUSTING MALE BODILY FLUIDS.
Men have urges, and that's why I hate them. I hate their disgusting body hair and their need to fuck woman I desire. Seeing them on a girls show fills me with rage. The whole reason I ever liked MLP is because the female cast remained pure
I like how that faggots dick thread gets instant replies and hilarious bait like this goes wanting.
>>27564715
Fucking lel
>>27564715
>Everyday I get cucked by other men.
Well you sure do with that attitude of yours. Top bait.
PitchPatch Mod cosplaying as lewd pinkie pie
Why do mlp artists fall this low?
https://derpibooru.org/1170394?scope=scpe49aca94a428a5147dc954d7e4d9c783a54683b19
>>27564496
Because their fans want it and they say so with their goy dollars.
>>27564496
Gross.
>>27564507
obviously. Commission your art, not your boobs. Are there even any decent artists left?
>It's a wonderful day in Ponyville. Even by Ponyville standards.
>He flew through the sky at great speeds, savoring the liberating feel the wind blowing through his mane brought him. It made him feel amazing to fly. But even as he flew, he was nervous. Very nervous in fact. So nervous, he felt like his heart was sinking into his stomach the more closer he got to his destination.
>But even so... He wouldn't stop and turn around.
>No no, not the NEW Zephyr. The old Zephyr would have definitely turned around and gone home. But that old Zephyr? He's dead! This is the new Zephyr. The new Zephyr, with confidence and boldness...
>Such boldness in fact, that he is going to none other than Rainbow Dash's house. He's going there and he will sweep her off her feet and they will marry and she will bear his foals.
>Or at least, that is what he hopes will happen.
>"Now that I have a job and confidence and all that jazz... There's no way I don't have a chance!" He kept telling himself as he came closer, and closer, and closer...
>Finally, he arrived. He landed on the porch of the massive sky castle made of clouds she had molded for herself.
>He whistled in astonishment at how glorious it looked.
>He had seen it earlier before, but up close, it looked absolutely astonishing. It of course, paled in comparison to the rainbow maned beauty that captured his heart.
>Slowly, he walked up to the large, intimidating door, and rose his hoof, shaking violently, feeling familiar unwelcome thoughts creeping into his mind.
>Thoughts which told him to give up, and that this was a lost cause. Thoughts that told him to go home.
>"No... Never..."
>Gulping, he knocked on the door four times, each with long delays in between, each one loud.
>And immediately after the fourth knock, he began to shake violently in his spot.
>"Stay calm... Stay calm..." He told himself over and over, but his legs wouldn't obey.
>>27564436
>As he stood there, minutes began to pass by, and his nerves seemed to calm as he realized that Dash might not be home.
>Curiously, he snaked around to one of her windows and peaked in, taking care as to not be seen by her if she was inside.
>The inside of the castle looked even more amazing than the outside it seemed. It was pretty much as beautiful as a castle made of clouds could get.
>Inside, he heard very faint, very muffled voices.
>Dash was in there!
>He ran back around to the door and knocked again, this time his nerves being replaced by excitement that his potential mate inside.
>This time, he heard something screwing around inside, and he heard... Giggling?
>After a few minutes, he was getting ready to knock on the door again, when it finally opened.
>There before him stood Rainbow Dash, sporting a very faint blush and a ruffled mane.
>Upon seeing who it was, she immediately frowned, and Zephyr stared at her with his big dumb grin.
>"Uh... H-hey Rainbow Dash..."
>She stared at him with a look that, if looks could kill, would probably mortally wound him.
>>27564438
>She sighed, giving him a calm look. "What is it, Zephyr? I'm uh..." Her blush intensified slightly. "Kinda busy here..."
>"O-oh! Sorry Dashie, I won't be long." He failed to notice her visually recoiling at the word "Dashie" escaping his lips.
>He began to shake slightly, which Dash DID notice, and she rose a brow at him.
>"I was wondering..." He gulped once more. "If you would like t-to... Go out on a d-d-"
>"Hey Dashie?" He heard from behind her, cutting him off mid sentence, and she turned away from him to face an open doorway behind her.
>And from this door way came...
>What is that?
>Zephyr had never before seen a creature quite like it. It looked like one of those apes his sister talked fondly about a while back, only it was tall, walking upright, and it had only pants on... Very loose fitting pants.
>"What's going on? Everything alright?" He smiled at her as he stepped up next to her, and then noticed Zephyr standing there, looking like he was just hit by a truck.
>"Who's this?" He frowned.
>Zephyr was at a loss for words as Dash turned and they both stared at him, waiting for him to speak.
>"I... I uh..." He couldn't get a word out, and Dash, having been fed up with this ridiculous situation, finally stepped in.
>"Look Zephyr, I'm kinda busy here... Maybe we can catch up later?" She cracked a very awkward smile before quickly shutting the door close, the noise of which was followed by the sounds of latches being quickly put into the locked position.
>As he stood there, he heard more sounds from within, only extremely faint. Had he been moving, or made a single sound, he wouldn't have been able to hear them.
>"Now... Where were we?" He was able to make out, followed by very faint giggling from Dash.
>He bolted off the porch.
Worst fetish.
You have been selected to secretly eliminate each member of the main 6 by Chrysalis/Sombra/Discord/Celestia/Whoeverthefuck
How do you eliminate each of them without being noticed?
>>27563868
Lace a book with poison on the pages and wait for Twilight to get a paper cut, she'll die of natural causes.
Snipe pink one first
>>27563868
Lure Sombra with Crystals somewhere secluded. Then you just- I don't know. Stab him.
