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>you open your eyes
>hungover again
>you put your hoof to your head...
>w-wait... What?
>a hoof?
>not just a hoof, but a pink one too...
>you look over at your body
>it's furry, pink, and dickless
>you are now a girly girl, bro.
>you hop over to a mirror and see...
>you are pinkie pie, and in Equestria
>you could try and take over, like a normal immigrant, or you could pretend to be the ponk and live your life as such,
>what do you do?
>>27579621
Seek out high explosives
>>27579633
>you decide to be a terrorist as you make your way out onto the world
>a spring in your step, and a smile on your face as you approach the building of twilight sparkle
>surely the bookiest of horses also is the one with weapons of mass destruction
>you knock
>she answers
Twilight: Oh, hi pinkie.
>what do you do next?
>>27579690
Suicide bomb twin pony towers in manehattan.
>>27579690
Immediately forget what the hell you were doing and hug the purple pony. Because ponies.
>>27580101
>you hug purple pone
>she awkwardly smiles
Twilight: Uh... You okay pinkie?
>what do you say?
>>27580123
Oh right. I wanted to blow something up. Can you help me with that?
>>27580123
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
>>27580130
Twilight: W-why would you wanna do that?
>her eyes show concern as you stare expressionless
>>27580140
Actually, I have no idea. I guess I just thought it would be fun? Whatever. Is there anything we could blow up? Come on, it'll be a riot. You'll see.
>>27580140
You want to hear a loud "boom" and see something fall down and crumble. Does she know any demolition ponies or where she can find some?
Looks like OP died.
>>27580140
Because explosions are super duper awesome Twi!
