Would you cook and eat a pony? What would it taste like?
Earth ponies are probably juicy and tender. Best grilled.
Pegasus ponies tastes like a fine turkey. Best cooked in a oven.
Unicorn are probably the finest meat. Best fried in a pan.
>>27598453
If you think the best anything is fried in a pan, you need to kill yourself or go beg /ck/ for forgiveness.
>>27598460
Are you an idiot?
>>27598462
Are you new here?
>>27598460
What the hell are you on about? I pan fry all my steak and meat and eggs and hypothetically ponies.
>>27598460
>>27598462
>>27598484
>>27598540
>finest meat
>cooking it in any way
>not consuming raw
Look at this laymen.
>>27598453
Unicorn would be best smoked and seasoned with herbs
>>27598453
Pony is not for eating
>>27598978
I would cock a pony
>>27598989
Yes
>>27598989
Me too
>>27598460
>i dont saute anything
so what sort of pleb foods do you eat?
>>27598453
Earth pony should be roasted over a fire for that primitive, rustic feeling
>>27599047
>What is grilled
