>tfw no episode tomorrow
No episode for three months. What will you do this summer anon?
>>27671331
Wait restlessly for 4-6 weeks for my life size plush of my waifu to be completed and shipped to me.
>>27671331
beat dark souls 1 and 2.
Ten times.
And then some rogue legacy
Basically play any game with NG+ and stuff
>>27671331
Babysit a swimming pool that's empty on most days.
Congratulations!
You are now in possession of a Mirror.
Now you may be asking, "Why the fuck would I want a Mirror?" Well shut the fuck up and sit down you impatient mong, I'm going to explain why.
You see, Within this mirror, is a portal, and if you know anything about /mlp/, that portal leads to Equestria. Great, right?.
Well let me tell you a little something about this mirror, Because there's always a catch, isn't there? This mirror was created long ago by humans trying to harness the power of the gods through long forgotten magic, How did humans have magic you ask? Why by the magic of friendship of course! and how did that magic come into existence? Shut the fuck up.
Back on topic about this mirror's curse, The curse is that you may enter, But it's not clear how or where what you will come out once you emerge the other side.
You could end up your normal human self with all your limbsand your dickIn tact. but the magicians of old weren't as talented as we might want to believe, they couldn't figure out how to make you a human consistently, so you could be anything , A pony, A griffon, Hell, you could even end up being a useless animal that even Fluttershy wouldn't care for.
But my question for you, My dear Anonymous, Is would you take the chance of going through the mirror to Equestria, Even if would mean you wouldn't know what would possibly happen to your body on the other side?
>>27671306
No, I'm happy with my life here.
>>27671334
>No i'm happy with my life here
>I'm happy with my life
>Browses /mlp/
I don't think you understand how this works.
>>27671306
I appreciate the comedy you tried to put in here, but the premise is still poor quality.
I think I'm okay just talking about fucking horses as a normal human here. It's soothing.
Where did her clothes come from when she went from a pony to a human? Isn't she supposed to be naked?
>>27671230
"Why are my tits on my chest?"
>>27671230
Maybe their fur is like their dress
>>27671239
You cant just turn fur into clothes, it defies the laws of physics(ignoring the fact that portal also defies the laws of physics)
Best line in the show?
>>27671165
Damn it.
Legit laughed first time I heard this
https://youtu.be/Cq8_tDJpePk
Also like this line
https://youtu.be/COG-MvZVhzo
Suddenly, your waifu/favorite pone is sleeping on your bed.
>What do?
>>27671098
>Obligatory
>>27671098
Do ponies like being pet like cats? Because I'm one of the best cat-petters in the world, and if my Glimglim works like a cat, then I can get her to fall in love with me in ten sconds flat.
>>27671098
Realistically? Stare dumbstruck for a few moments, pinch myself to be sure I'm not asleep somehow, and then internally freak out with joy and confusion simultaneously.
I'd probably wait till she woke up to actually touch any part of her though. In case she has some type of reflex to damaging with magic those that wake her up in surprise.
Hey /Mlp/ lets play the birthday game since today is my birthday
Good luck to you all
>>27670874
Happy birthday faggot, have fun with your Lightning Dusts. I'm off enslaving the crystal empire with Trixie.
>enslave the Crystal empire with Angel
>>27670874
None of this is even sexual.
What is wrong with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHbWL5Z9T4&feature=youtu.be
our new maymay pony simulator.
>>27670848
kill yourself.
>>27670848
Wow, 30 fucking minutes? Read a book phaggot.
>>27670848
that fucking singing
She needs morelewdart and more stories.
>>27670822
I hate the toothbrush headcanon faggotry
>>27671364
>>27673344
As much as I hate it, the cigarette in the toothbrush made me smile.
PTS 0.32 is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHbWL5Z9T4
I'll link the vocaroo found in the video so you dont need to type it - http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WIo3I1RYVk
>>27670807
holy fucking shit that length.
>>27670818
It needed to be uploaded to another channel because the normal one got a copyright strike, no videos bigger than 15mins can be uploaded.
>>27670807
>PTS
Time to kek
I'm looking for some good pony reaction images.
Anyone care to share?
Will dump some of muh phresh OC
3 months hiatus.
Will MLP FiM come back in 3 months?
>>27670399
i truly, sincerely hope not
>>27670399
>Will MLP FiM come back?
It's been gone for years.
Would you watch Twilight's Delivery Service?
>>27670099
Id watch it for the panty shots.
>>27670099
> Flash sentry
Into the trash it goes.
>>27670099
What the holy bloody fuck is wrong with Spike's face?
Ahem...
Ponk what is it
Check one. Check two. Sibilance. Sibilants.
>>27669771
Ho don't do it
It's my birthday, can I get a cute pones thread?
>>27669706
My last birthday was shit, spent the night in a hospital and then my mom bought me a game, no party or anything. It was pretty depressing, maybe I should have just made a thread like this.
Anyway, I'll post pictures from Google, happy birthday OP. My birthday is in a few months, maybe 19 will be better.
>>27669800
Sorry to hear that anon, I hope your next birthday will be better.
>>27669826
Well I expect nothing, but I get the feeling I will still be disappointed. At least I have Trotcon to look forward to next month, hopefully it's fun regardless of being autistic as fuck.
I digress, cute ponies now, how was the birthday? Do anything fun OP?
No matter how many spikes or how much fire artist try and put on ponies, its still a goddamned rainbow colored horse and completely laughable.
Same with IDW trying to make them "cool" by adding on the grimdark: Rainbow. colored. Ponies.
And don't get me started on the Guardians of harmony toyline.
Ponies. They're made for teaparties and flowers, and they will never STOP being made for teaparties and flowers. Its at their very core of what they are.
k
>>27669607
>large.jpg
>>27669607
You seem to be under the misguided impression that we care.
There's enough badass in this world, let there be some cute.