I don't see why you think you need a Sports bra.
Me? I need a sports bra; and extra strong one You? No. Never
>>27669494
I wish I didn't need a sports bra
>>27669494
rainbow dash actually has pretty huge boobs in equestria girls. She's not flat like fandom dash.
>you will never bully worst human about her tiny, useless beestings
>you will never cup your waifu's glorious, full bosom and gently rub a nipple to hardness while Dash fumes
You seem upset
>>27669372
At that face? I couldn't even if I tried.
>>27669372
You seem peeved
Fluttershy, please sit on my face.
Sluttiest teacher
>>27669352
Jesus H Christ that resolution
>>27669352
I want to read that book by Cheerilee's ass.
>>27669352
That's not Ms. Frizzle
Post anything relating to medieval ponies, from art, to OC's to greens of good ol' fashion medieval violence, or whatever strikes your fancy.
>>27669179
Your queen has arrived
>>27669179
But op Equestria is already medieval.
>>27669206
Equestria seems more like an industrial revolution kinda world to me rather than medieval, I.E the lack of barons and dukes and such, and the presence of mayors, trains and other more modern things.
Hello and welcome back to pony jeopardy! been a long 3 minutes and we are back!
here is the new board for this round!
The Categories are...
Anon you are first up, pick a category
>>27669019
i'll take ponies for 800
I haven't seen season 4 or 5.
2 sentence summery for each season.
Go.
>>27668805
Trolling is a violation of GR3.
S4 - ehh
S5 - better
S6 - ok so far
Does each individual poni have different tasting poni poni milk?
Would Pinkie's be the sweetest?
Mare milk is delicious. I don't think it'd matter which pone it came from.
>>27668667
>poni poni
>>>/ponychan/
I want to sexually milk a pone with my teeth
>>27668553
faggot
>>27668553
I don't think you realize what you're saying, dear anon. The psi required to do this would be extremely high, something your manlet, Dorito-dusted arms cannot do. If you desire to kill the Fluttershy, I recommend a steel press to wedge her body in, followed by activation of course. Then you will be able to witness her body compress until her organs rupture and of course, blood. By definition this blood will be of her own, pony.
>>27668553
>Implying ponies can bleed
Shipping thread? Shipping thread.
kys
>>27668419
>>>/ponychan/
>>27668419
I ship them all with Anon.
>itt: things ponies will never say to you
I love you!
Oh, it's so big!
Please stop cumming inside of me...
>ITT: things that will never be said to you
>I love you!
>>27668302
>ellipses
Trashed.
Have you met my wife?
>>27668204
Dafuq is that? Dafuq am I even looking at?
>>27668204
Wouldn't Twilight's offspring be alicorns?
My girlfriend and I just broke up and I'm feeling pretty empty inside.
Can we get a cute thread going?
>My girlfriend
Sorry I have no sympathy for normalfags. Perhaps facebook is more your speed?
>>27667951
Fuck off, faggot.
Aw, I feel you OP. I broke up recently too. It will never get better and they will all end like this oh god it feels like the years are passing faster I will never find someone who I can trust with money.
last thread: >>27574888
>You have two options:-
>Option one:
>You are sent to Equestria.
>You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.
>You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.
>The catch is, sex does not exist.
>You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.
>You cannot convince them to do anything sexual, because if you do, you will be sent back to earth.
>Option two:
>Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.
>She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.
>Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.
>No one but you can know of her existence in this world.
>If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.
>She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.
>You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.
>What is your choice /mlp/?
Option 2: The Sun Has Risen by Trixiefap
http://pastebin.com/cKiN3jBA (embed)
Option 2: Birds of a Feather by Clarissa
http://pastebin.com/AJRrzdZ9 (embed)
Option 2: The Man and the Moon/The Shitty Adventures of Anon and Luna by anontheterrible
http://pastebin.com/6b7i1Yc3 (embed)
Option 2 1/2: (Untitled) by ss2
(No pastebin)
Option 1: (Untitled Rarity story) by SW http://pastebin.com/GhSkBqFG
Option 2: Suddenly, Fluttershy (Remake) & When The Stars Align by Nehem
http://pastebin.com/pfFM3x4d (embed)
http://pastebin.com/0wy4izUk (embed)
Option 2: (Untitled Big Mac story) by Fronk
(No pastebin)
Option 2: A Mistake and a Correction by nope
http://pastebin.com/medAQjM6 (embed)
Option 2: (Random pone story with no title) by norefunds
(No pastebin)
And if you guys want to argue, join the IRC at Rizon.net #/mlp/StoryTime
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Starting Prompt:
> You are a colt, moving to a new country outside of Equestria.
> It is mostly populated by mares, due to fail safes in their people's evolution.
> The country has existed for as long as Equestria, if not possibly longer.
> Now, another thing you should be aware of about these mares' evolution.
> They tend to be much bigger than the average Equestrian mare, and they grow bigger depending on how much love they feel towards ponies.
> This happens because their home is much more dangerous than Equestria, being under almost constant attack by wildlife.
> They need to be bigger in order to protect their families and loved ones.
> Some are also just naturally larger.
> Unfortunately, this doesn't fair well for you, as they can also be a danger.
> You have to be careful no to be stepped or sat on by the larger ones, while being cautious of the wildlife.
>>27667401
>>27660058
>>27660089
>Shoot, you almost forgot to preen before work again.
>You, of all pegasi, are cursed with a case of having bedfeathers EVERY MORNING.
>How other ponies can keep from having their feathers all disheveled in the morning is beyond you.
>After straightening out your feathers, you make your way over to the barracks.
>You grab your armor and your weapon, the former of which seems to have been getting smaller on you, for reasons that are no mystery.
>Gotta say, it feels nice to be one of the lucky few to get affect from a stallion. Not many ponies your size even see them, much less get a date with them.
>Then again, that might also be because dates aren't really as much of a thing here as Equestria.
>Anyways, that's besides the point. Right now you have a job to do.
>Now aptly equipped, (even though you aren't likely to need your equipment), you begin trotting over to the gate.
>Is there anything you want to do before you leave?
>>27667453
Nope. Let's get moving!
>>27667401
>>27667453
>>27667736
>You begin your trot out through the gate on your patrol.
>You pass through the Gravvine Forest, like you did yesterday with Panini, without any trouble.
>Where you normally would've turned left to go to the Clearing, you instead turn right.
>A few more minutes of trotting, and you have entered the Crystal Forest, a small ecosystem that looks almost right outside of a fairy tale.
>The temperature has also been increasing a few degrees, and the sky grows dimmer as you approach your destination.
>It gets to the point where you decide to take off your armor for a bit and carry it on your back, due to the sweat it was causing.
>Normally the heat isn't a problem, but on a hot summer's day, while going towards a massive tower of heat, it can get a bit annoying.
>As you pass the crest of a hill, you reach the your destination: The overlook to the Fire.
>You sigh.
>This view never gets old, no matter how many times you go here.
>Something about the fire is almost mesmerizing.
>The name isn't very creative, but it's at least pretty self-explanatory.
>It's a huge fire. There isn't really much more to say on the matter.
>Except for the fact that there is.
>The Fire was one of many long-lasting infernos caused by "some" trouble Commodium had with dragons in the past.
>See, Commodium is very rich in oil, and while they don't use much oil, other countries do, namely the Griffons in what was the beginnings of their Industrial Revolution, which continues to this day.
>But whenever Commodians do something, they do it BIG.
>There were oil pumps set up to output mass quantities of oil, which was then traded to Griffonia.
>Though, during the Dragon War, many of them were destroyed and set alight.
>Most of them were put out, but the ones attacked by the more powerful dragons were lit with a magic flame that could not be extinguished safely.
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I want Pinkie Pie to slit my throat.
>>27666999
I'm hiding your shitty thread right now
>>27666999
>666999
New fetish by the trips
>>27666666
