It's 2016, why are you still here?
Mostly to either shitpost or browse cringe threads for content. /mlp/ isn't even a board I go to very often.
>>27691655
Oh look, it's /r/funnychan.
Again.
these three
JUST
FUCK
>>27691572
>le dyke dash
we 2011 now
Rainbow Dash is not a highschooler.
/mlp/'s favorite episode is full of lelsorandumbXDDDD humor
Why am I not surprised
>>27691552
>not liking Newbie Dash
>>27691552
>expecting anyone here to form their own opinions and think for themselves
lol
I, myself would not call myself a brony although I sometimes find the designs cute.
Before you foam at the mouth and call me a faggot normie, I would like to ask the simple question of why do you like MLP? Does the idea that it's for 5 year old girls not bother you?
Don't take it that I think your weird. I'm just curious as to why you enjoy something far out of your age demographic.
>>27691321
we don't like MLP
lurk moar
>>27691321
I like it because it's for 5 year old girls.
>>27691321
>says very plainly in the rules 'whats the appeal' threads are bannable
>janicucks & mods do nothing
Dude, fuck you.
Kill yourself.
>little girls who were 8 years old when MLP came out are turning 14 this year and probably grew out of it
>>27691276
>he thinks this show was for little girls
>ever
Nice thumbnail, too, faggot.
>>27691276
But they are different from us, Anon... They were neveron the ride
Yes anon, we all know that nobody actually watches MLP any more. We established this years ago.
>Go on http://watchout4snakes.com/wo4snakes/random/randomsentence
>First sentence is what you say to your waifu.
>Post results.
>Nurse Red Heart
>"An adjusted coffee cheats across the divine supreme."
>>27690682
>Twi
Fuck this shit
Celestia.
The hardback chat dodges above the dear theorem.
3seductive5her
>>27690709
Glorious.
Would you?
No
I'd give him the bitchslap he deserves and tell him to straighten the fuck up
He could have success with mares but he's too autistic to notice it
>>27690504
I would fuck him hard tbqh. It's not gay if he's wearing a dress.
>>27690504
Could you stop with all these "would you?" threads.
Also, trap Spike is best Spike
Have you told your dad "Happy Father's Day" yet?
>>27690468
You already asked this in mlpg, I answered there.
>>27690468
Why do Twilight and Pinkie's dads have the same eye color?
Are they related?
>>27690468
Yeah.
>>27690484
Good logic
>You will never ask your waifu to go to the grand galloping gala
>She will never say yes
>You will never see her in the most beautiful dress
>You will never tell her how beautiful she is and have her blush in response
>You will never dance with her
>You will never go out on a beautiful balcony after a long night of dancing and talk about your future together
>You will never kiss her under the stars
>You will never ask her to marry you and have her cry tears of joy as she says yes
>You will never have the most romantic wedding ever seen
>You will never live with her happily ever after and grow old together
>You will never be buried side by side once you die so you can both be together for all of eternity
>>27690381
>she will never fart on your face
>>27690381
and i think to myself
what a wonderful wooorld
>>27690398
>"Don't the stars look beautiful tonight, Fluttersh-"
>BBBBBBBRRAAAAAAAAPPPPFFRRRRRRTTPBBBBBBBBTTTTT
>pbbbbt
>'S-sorry, I guess all those spicy hayfries from the buffet d-didn't agree with my stomach..'
You have been hired to assassinate Twilight Sparkle. You have already been paid. Your mission must be completed or you will be the one killed. How would you kill her?
>>27690305
with mydick
>>27690305
>white background
>thumbnail
delete /b/ threads
>>27690305
>Your mission must be completed or you will be the one killed.
You don't fuck with paid killers, what's stopping me from assassinating the customer instead?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>27690019
I want to cum inside here eyesockets
Look me up on Skype or in the IRC and we can RP together~
>>27690019
have some additional glutes
ITT: human inventions that do not make sense for ponies.
>>27689814
But they did it right for other ponies with glasses...
>>27689981
Obviously a hipster with fake glasses and doesn't actually need them
>>27689814
> Moondancer is just recolored Twilight
> Daring Do is recolored Rainbow Dash
Who next
Can we stop calling glimmy glam a sunset clone?
It's pretty clear now that she wasn't inspired by Sunset in anyway and shimmerfags are desperately trying to make that stick by finding minor similarities.
It's pretty clear now that the staff on the show don't care about some nobody from another franchise. The fact that glim glam wasn't meant to be anyone replacement and that she was the writer's, not Hasbro, idea points to it
>>27689741
Glam can't be a Sham clone because there can't be a clone of something that isn't canon.
>>27689741
>is all confirmed to not be the case because the director said "no"
You are one of those autistic glimmerfags?
>>27689741
> Jarkes
> Derpibooru and Deviantart user, with certified autism.
> Constantly harrases people to silence opinions he dislikes and to advertise his crappy fics.
Therefore she's not a mane seventh but just a heavily featured secondary character, like Discord or Luna.
What are your thoughts on this glimmerfags?
Evidence?
>>27689415
No one cares
Would you ?
>>27689158
There's already a cringe thread up, you little shit.
Alright lets get done with this.
