Heading to USAF BMT tomorrow.
Spitfire Thread?
>>27688283
You're gonna love the nonstop sensation of getting fucked for 7-1/2 weeks, Trainee. Just don't be a faggot, as long as your flight doesn't hate you you'll be fine.
Good Luck
are we, dare i say, back?
Claim your waifu , no stealing less trips.
If you claim a waifu with a common split personality you have claimed such too , less you request to not claim.
I doth claim pinkie
>>27685208
stealing ponk
Dashie is mine
Give me my FlutterButter.
Since I have teh Captains blessing, I'm going to be starting a new /qst/, spun off of his original faggotry that has now spawned this faggotry.
Ge read his original here: >>27674003
First roll, D6.
1. Apple fucker (AJ)
2. Marshmallow (Raraty)
3. Lesbian (RD)
4. Meth addict (Pinkie)
5. Beta bitch. (Flutters)
6. Spike. (He'll probably die.)
2. Marshmallow.
>Be rarity, sitting in Carousel boutique, literally doing nothing.
>You've finished your orders.
>You've eaten.
>You're just waiting for something interesting to happen.
What will it be?
>>27684793
molest the smaller marshmallow with you needle
>>27684793
Try to chuck on sweetie belle.
After almost 3 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>27684313
Alright you fucks, we're back.
Been busy as shit the last 2 weeks. Nothing will crush your soul like 12 hour weekend night shifts, i'll tell that.
And just to make it clear; The weekends we're not up and running are not because of dwindling ambition, it's because of that thing called life.
Update on the Heist:
The things was suposed to have been executed this weekend, but the breach had somehow been detected, so a brand new padlock with shackle protection was staring back at my when i tried to enter. I wrote down the model name, and researched it a bit. Turns out it's got piss reviews, so there's a decent chance that i can pick it. Though it's a 'Disc Detainer' lock on it, and so far i've only picked 'Pin Tumbler' locks, meaning i've had to order some new tools to be able to pick the thing. I've also bought an identical lock to train on. TL;DR; I'm not through yet, comrades.
Also, pic related was money well spent. If you don't step up your game, Canada, i'll have to assume your title as Propaganda Minister.
So what have you cheeky cunts been up to the last weeks?
>>27684333
>Hoo boy
"Y-yeah, i'll uuh.. i'll be right there"
>The rest of the group are up and about by now
>"Mmh, when are you going to stop gettin' all nervous 'round naked girls, Anon? It's not that big a' deal" Applejack points out, while giving her body a morning stretch.
"Not all of us grew up naked in horse land, Appul"
>"it's not called-", she sighs
>"Do you need help or something? Get your butt in here!" Rainbow yells from the bathroom.
>As you gaze toward the half open door, you can see her rolling down her Rainbow stockings.
>You visibly gulp
>Even though you've already ravaged her nether regions like a viking on crystal shrooms, you still get nervous like a 4 year old boy in a girls locker room.
>You rise from the couch, and waddle over to the bathroom, and lock the door behind you.
>"Took you long enough" Rainbow says, before tossing her shirt asside.
>Got' dam', that slim figure of hers always takes your breath away.
"Y-you too"
>Real smooth, Anon.
>"Awh, come on Anon, just relax. There's nothing you havn't already seen, if the other day's anything to go by, right?" She says, while Acing that casual pose with her hands on her hips, and gives
you a lusty wink.
"I-i uuh.. yeah"
>She just rolls her eyes, before engaging you.
>Her hands slither up your body, lifting your torso over your head, and tosses it aside in a pile, along with her clothes.
>Second, she goes for your buckle.
>>27684345
>While fiddling with it with her hands, she gets on her toes and leans in for a kiss. You happily comply.
>As soon as your pantalones hit the tile floor, her arms find their way up over your back.
>After a few seconds of intimacy, your lips separate with a smack.
>"You're scrubbing my back" She says with a small grin, before turning around, and strikes that swaying model walk into the shower.
>Here goes, quit being a nutless twat.
>You can hear the shower turn on, as your remove your underwear.
>Steam quickly thickens the air.
>"Don't make me come back out there!"
>You nut up and step inside the shower.
>The first thing that strikes you is the fucking boiling water.
>Holy shit, if one of the few people in the world you don't feel like appearing like a pussy before was mere inches from you, you'd probably shriek like a bitch.
>Second is the soaked godess before you.
>"Took you long enough" She says, before turning around, while holding a bottle behind her back.
>"My backs's waiting"
"Y-yes Ma'am"
It's late. More tomorrow, if we're up.
Emigration is always free.
Just write, sign, type, or say:
"I wish to emigrate to Equestria."
And I will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies.
>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to ur anus lol
>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to Equestria, please.
Also have instructions on how to contact Celestia, just cause.
>>27682528
I wish to emigrate to equestria.
I can only hope...
Previous Thread: >>27677102
Succubus Anon, Lilith, and others stuff is good too.
drawing and writing encouraged!
Pastebins:
NotTheOriginal - http://pastebin.com/BLH9fRXY
Never - http://pastebin.com/PngTMrCJ
Leiffer - http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer
Captain Conundrum - http://pastebin.com/Eu8XrdcL
Edgy demon story - http://pastebin.com/UfpZnyfz
AngryWino - http://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino
Summoner Trixie story - http://pastebin.com/Yteybzpn
Carpenter - http://pastebin.com/u/Thy_Carpenter (hiatus)
Disappointment - http://pastebin.com/JhDP831R
http://pastebin.com/jC35hfhM
(warning: starchy) http://pastebin.com/GhtVw67B
>>27682439
>9 replies last thread
I know you're trying Anon but...
I forgot to bump the thread and it died.
reposting to start new thread.
>>27667867
>You help Trixie and Rainbow Dash up and put Spike on your back.
>It looks like he passed out in all the excitement, but he still doesn’t look to good.
>You grab the grimoire as you all head upstairs.
>You place Spike on the couch and cover him with a blanket.
>Rainbow Dash is the first to speak up.
>”So what exactly happened to Twilight?”
“It’s just like she said, she spent too much time reading this thing and I guess that was enough for something to possess her.”
>”But you can help her, right?”
“Probably, though I’m not sure how to do it, but I know I can find the answer in here.”
>”Is that safe to do? I mean, Twilight read it for too long won’t something happen to you?”
“Nah, I’ve read it before, it doesn’t really affect me that way.”
>”Oh.”
>You flip open the grimoire and feel that familiar sensation as it takes hold of you and the information begins to flow.
------------------
>Be Celestia.
>And you just felt a tremor of demonic magic.
>Has Anon broken the contract?
>No, that’s not possible; she is bound to the contract.
>Then what could be causing the disturbance.
>You get up, but before you can begin to investigate, somepony knocks on the door.
“Who is it?”
>A male voice speaks up from the other side, one of the guards most likely.
>”Twilight is here to see you your highness.”
>Twilight’s here?
>She usually lets you know when she’s coming by.
“Let her in.”
>The double doors to your room opens and one of golden plated guards let’s your faithful student in.
“Ah, Twilight, is everything alright? I just felt a tremor of dark magic and you usually tell me when you’re going to visit.”
>”That’s why I came here! I’ve been doing some research with Anon and she just showed me how to do long range teleportation, that’s probably what you felt. ”
>>27682455
should tyr not using such a shitty OC for the header.
>ITT: Get it off your chest.
Confession thread
I ate the last cookie.
>>27681872
I regret nothing.
I never actually watched the show, only a few series here and there purely by accident.
The Drawfagship: where amateur artists/drawfags improve their art. This is a place for improvement, so don't post here if you're not giving/receiving critique. Don't spam with 'this is shit' or 'just draw better' replies - critiques should be constructive and in-depth. Remember to always tell them why something is wrong and what to do to make it right!
For how to critique, see the link board below. And overall, have fun!
Good references / knowledge / tutorials about drawing:
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
Giving/Getting critique:
http://ctrlpaint.com/videos/critique
http://moonlightspectre.deviantart.com/journal/The-Art-of-Critique-give-and-accept-feedback-214178779
http://nyiana-sama.deviantart.com/journal/Criticism-vs-Constructive-Criticism-214221168
/ic/ Drawing guides and resources:
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
Drawing Books:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
Current Drawthread: >>27653509
Previous Drawfagship thread: n/a
If you have trouble with smooth, long, confident lines, feel free to give this tutorial/guide/homework assignment a go.
Bumping so when I get home I can ask for criticism on a drawing later
Holy shit! This is amazing! Can't wait to go home, draw, and post here!
Ill do it. you know I will.
>>27671768
Bitch you ain't man enough
>>27671768
You are not man enough to pretty up this pony.
>>27671774
Is that what you think?
>>27671775
Who said anything about pretty?
Why does this exist?
>>27670360
autism
>>27670360
1000+ hours in MS paint
Let's have a thread in honor of our perfect little Mintpone.
>>27668918
OH DAT A GOOD DRESS BABY
>>27668918
mintpone a best
Top Cute
>>27668658
raggie anon is dead.
>>27668701
He only comes back to life if you lick his balls passionately.
>>27668732
Well let me at em then.
Old thread
>>27552634
>>27667968
>filly
Double Twi Fun!
Post cute commie horse
>>27651981
>hurur BALD!!!!! XDDD
>light red shimmer!!! XD
There, now that we got that out of the way, we can continue with the thread.
>>27652012
you forgot
>Mary Sue
also posting /startrix/ would be lovely
I wonder if we can get this one past 100 posts.
Since she was never hit with the rainbow friendship beam from the elements then that means she can relapse easily. She still has evil and commieness in her.
Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.
Vinyl Pastebin Collection- http://pastebin.com/u/Two_Echo
Regards, Anon (With ending)- http://pastebin.com/dtTcYGB6
Vinyl Greens-
Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lights 18+
http://pastebin.com/YwsptLtF
Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xE
Fuck You (Anon x Vinyl) 18+
http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSG
Vinyl gets a ride from Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/HutPuyAK
Vinyl Takes Anon 18+
http://pastebin.com/Pg5V9FTm
Vinyl and Anon date
http://pastebin.com/G8dJtww7
Stuttering Vinyl 18+
http://pastebin.com/SWaLMMjK
Vinyl and Anon at CHS 18+
http://pastebin.com/mUFNraWX
Teenage Vinyl makes a deal 18+
http://pastebin.com/ZaeXSTxi
Taking Care of Vinyl Scratch 18+
http://pastebin.com/jbzqztU5
Why Vinyl is mute
http://pastebin.com/AZErYFq0
Vinyl Scratch Imgur Album- http://imgur.com/a/0Oi3l
Download Link- https://mega.nz/#!LxUC2YII!Nrngke9WevAO3GJ9tRegKeGbh_X5gACSCSc4OJXcSS8
>>27643396
![IMG_20160618_223606[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dK1r0mg.jpg "IMG 20160618 223606[1]")
