What would you prefer to be as anon in equestria?
Your normal human form or pony form?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10564492
>ever considering getting rid of your opposable thumbs
>ever considering getting rid of yourHot Monkey Dick
>>27718968
But Anon, you won't be a filthy >no hooves anymore!
>>27718968
>implying pone would want your monkey dick
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Ponies are not for booping.
>>27718780
fine then be that way>rape
>>27718780
Thanks for the Update,
Now to Cam Champion for the weather.
Let's see how creative you guys are
Here's the raw material
Do with it what you will
>>27718718
Follow me to the gay bathhouse
>WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO
What did she mean by this?
>>27718429
Why does Twilight look so small?
>>27718429
It translates to 'OP is a fucking faggot'.
>>27718429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSgYtmCnyYw
Full Metal Saddle when?
>>27718398
https://youtu.be/sQHoLEBVL9E
>>27718398
Spitfire is one hell of a sexy pony
>>27718420
That she is.
Why didn't they just get Discord to get rid of the vines?
>>27718385
He's a difficult little son of a bitch who they don't truly trust.
>>27718394
Yeah but they didn't even entertain the idea. Pretty sure Flutters could've convinced him.
cuz they had to learn a lesson about friendship you retard
Rainbow Dash being annoyed by something is my new fetish
What's the point of having a pony waifu? You'll never get to meet or fuck them.
>>27718270
Waifus in general are more of a concept than an actual companion. Weebs cant fuck their waifus either and even people who swoon over 3DPD womyn usually can't fornicate with them.
>>27718270
Having a relationship in my head is better than nothing.
>>27718270
And that's different from every other waifu how?
At least he has good tastes in mares.
>>27718259
Of course! It's the neets choice pony. ^:)
he's a metaphor for liberals
>>27718259
I want to feel his breeze if you know what I mean
>Your breathing slows as you contort your body closer around the mare
>Your mare
>She sighs contentedly and you trace lazy circles around her hip
>Not enough to tickle her, just enough to keep her from dozing off
>To keep her appreciating the moment
>Making love with your mare was something else but this?
>This was your favorite part
>Neither of you spoke, not at first anyway
>It would ruin the magic of the moment
>Eventually she's the first to break the silence
>”Sweetie’s concert”
>You inhale sharply
>She’d mentioned it before, but couldn’t finish her request before you’d conquered her
>You knew all her weaknesses. You should have know that your plan to distract her wouldn’t work. That it was just a delaying tactic on your part
>You also should have known she’d try to convince you now when you were at your weakest
>Clever girl
>But she knew the game and she knew that you didn’t give up easily
>”Yeeees?” you drawl sveltly, nipping at her ear and you note with satisfaction a shiver of pleasure run down her spine
>”Y-yes. The concert” she repeats, cooing as you trail your tongue down from her ear down to her neck, leaving swirls in her fur with your tongue
>You tasted sweat
>You tasted musk
>You tasted Rarity
>Your ministrations are interrupted as you feel something press at the back of your skull and see the mare’s horn alight
>”I’m sorry dear but it’s terribly rude to interrupt a lady” she giggles as you rub at the back of your skull, member at half cock again
>She knew your sensitive spots too
>For the moment, tamed, you lay your head down on her cheek and she sighs and seems to be deliberating something
>”My parents will be there”
>>27718194
>You tense up and you feel her cheeks pull down into a frown
>”Of course they must” she continues “It’s so rare they get to see her, and she; them”
>You remain silent
>Her parents. They weren’t bad ponies per se. They were always polite to you, but never anything more
>There was a certain coldness about them. Perhaps they disapproved of you in some way, perhaps you’d disappointed them in another
>In any case you were loathe to see them
>The white coated mare senses your distress
>”Will you please go for me?” she pleads, her voice strangely weak; as though your denial would tear through it
>”Please?”
>You stay silent for a moment before grunting affirmatively
>You feel her chest level in relieve and her tensed muscles relax
>”Thank you Anonymous”
>At last she pulls away
>Your groan half heartedly for a moment before sliding your arms back off her
>You loved cuddling her post coitus
>But the two of you were very hot and needed to cool off
>She rolls over, her back thoroughly matted from your combined sweat, and smiles back at you
>You smile back and together the two of you slowly drift off to sleep, her tangled mane strewn across her side of the bed
>You feel something touch your leg and with a start realize that she’d shifted her hoof so that it was just making contact with you
>But you didn’t mind
>It wasn’t that hot after all
>>27718199
>”Do you think I’d be cooler with a penis?”
>You double take
>”Jesus, what?” you sputter
>”Well just imagine” the spunky mare grins, spreading her hooves across the bed “I mean I’m already great with a vagina. Just imagine how many minds I could blow with both parts!”
>”You’re being gross” you sniff and the mare grins and presses further
>”All the mares would be all ‘Ooooh, Rainbow Dash!’ and all the stallions would be, she shifts her scratchy voice into a deeper tone, ‘Oooooh Rainbow!’”
>She darts around the room and gyrates her hips to and fro, delighting in your bemused expressions
“We’re not talking about this” you decide, folding your arms over your chest in finality
>The mare was smart enough to know when shed pushed too far and flaps back down to her side of the bed
>She turns her head towards you
>”Hey Anon. Psst! Hey Anon! You know I was just kidding right?”
>You don’t reply
>”Anon?”
“…”
>She huffs
>”Okay, okay fine! I get you” and she rolls her eyes
>”Anon, I’m sorry”
>>27718204
>You turn away
>Her eyes quiver and her face betrays her concern
>”Anon, really, I’m sorry” she insists “I don’t want a dick and I don’t want to fuck other stallions”
“Or mares”
>”What?”
“Or mares”
>She rubs the back of her neck sheepishly and looks around for other ponies out of reflex
>”Yes! Yes! I don’t want to fuck other stallions or mares. Happy?”
>She gasps as your hands dart out and pull her into a tight hug
“Never better” you announce
>She groans in faux embarrassment at your sappiness
>You knew she really did like it, though she’d never admit it
>She snickers slightly and flies up out of your grasp
>”Well I guess it doesn’t matter whether I have a penis or not” she condescends, her brash attitude returning “Wanna know why?”
>You sigh
”Why Dash?” you grumble and she bites her hoof and giggles
>”Because you may have one. But you’re still just a big pussy!”
>Your pillow finds its way to her face and she falls to the floor
>A pair of angry magenta eyes peer back over it a moment later
>”Hey no fair, I wasn’t ready!” she
>The two of you wrestle one other for control before rolling off the bed and onto the floor
>You weren’t sure when you stopped wrestling and started the next round of lovemaking
>But it was the longest the two of you had gone yet
Just failed my apft by 1 point
Post cute ponies please.
>>27717838
Kill self please
>>27717838
>Just failed my apft by 1 point
>>27717838
Is the army a last resort if you can't find a job anywhere?
How would you restore her smile?
>>27717820
I'll paint one on her with my cum. Good enough.
>>27717820
By reminding her that she's not really Diamond Tiara, but Applebloom in a costume.
>>27717820
Hush little filly, don't say a word
Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that bird don't sing
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that ring turns brass
Daddy's gonna buy you a looking glass
Which pony do you think you could have been in a past life?
Pic related.
>>27717444
fluttershy, maybe applejack
very shy, but nothing distracts me from that like hard work
>>27717444
Pinkie.
Pit pony.
>"My sister has no power over the realm of sleep"
So, for 1000 years, ponies had no dreams? Or simple ones? Or dreams, but also really bad nightmares?
It must've been very nice for them when Luna came back and fixed all of that. Maybe Luna is very well-loved by the Equestria for that.
Or did Luna control dreams while she was on the moon?
>>27717442
they all had lewd dreams where they gangbanged each other
>>27717459
Luna really is a nice pony
Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns.
>>27716751
Applejack, go and ask Pinkie for joke lessons.
>>27716751
Because the cows are horny
>>27716785
>implying Pinkie hates dumb puns
She'd be laughing her ass off at that
