>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill
>>27731466
Marry Ponk
Fuck Twilight
Fuck: Rarity
Marry: Rarity
Kill: Spike
>>27731466
>>27731477
Qek has blessed this thread
>2 0 Rules
googl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
googl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
googl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
googl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
googl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
googl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
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>>27731404
>A broken watch is still right twice a day
Post sheets for 78th session of TQ!
>>27731443
http://pastebin.com/tVnSYMR1
>>27731443
http://pastebin.com/suUANz89
Just came home and found AJ in my bed. I think I'm gonna get laid guys.
>>27729865
It's time to take out the trash. And by trash I mean your waifu. And by take out I mean fuck.
Can we have a comfy thread?
It seems MelodicPony, creator of pony orchestral suites, has passed away at age 27.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/pony-musician-melodicpony-passes-at-age.html
>>27727601
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/MelodicPony/videos
>>27727601
Too much Doritos and Mountain Dew?
who?
The darkness returns!
Hey guys! I'm sorry that I didn't post anything on Thursday. I wasn't prepared for the pain of removing all four of my wisdom teeth and throwing up four times.
Anyway let's continue.
>"Yeah, what is all of this."
>You can see a smile through his cloak.
"It's all the artifacts that my ancestors have collected for hundreds of years. We kept every single one and I ended up with all of them."
>He heads towards one of the doors but, before opening it he turns and looks at you.
"You can look but, do not touch anything!"
>He then steps through the door and closes it.
>You are left standing in the room.
"Wow!" Licht says in awe, "I never knew this was in the town!"
>What do you do?
>>27727604
Guess we take a seat? Dunno.
You can say five words to ANYBODY in Equestria. What do you say?
>>27727393
Be with you - The cranberrries
>>27727393
We can last twenty minutes.
HELP ME, LET ME OUT
Can we have a English themed thread /mlp/?
>>27726566
Ah, yes, there have been so few of those lately!
>>27726582
Really? I'm glad I could help make one then.
After the success of brexit, now i demand
THE EQGEXIT
Fuck off all the human shit, /mlp/ is for pone!
referendum here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10574450
>Implying this board is democratic
agree, fuck off human shit
>>27726054
Where's the
>fuck you, keep your fucking politics outta my mlp
button?
Sex jokes, and ponies.
What you got /mlp/?
>>27724600
OP is a faggot who should kill himself.
Ta-da.
Gold at the end of the Rainbow, etc
>>27724600
Who could forget the classic
Pinkie "Cream" Pie
Do you think it'll be the last equestria girls movie?
they should make a mini series out of it
>>27723837
Depends on how well the toys sell, which is also the answer to how long the show itself will last.
>>27723852
They already got one of those dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3waJipACA
So, anons, what other boards do you browse?
Is /mlp/ your home board, and if not, what is?
I think /mlpol/ and /mlk/ are common, but what about other boars?
>inb4 cross-boarding
I browse only /mlp/ and /g/.
i only browse mulp.
>>27722101
The only other board I frequent is /o/
![post-6241-0-09015700-1427935397[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BFBCmYF.png "post-6241-0-09015700-1427935397[1]")
The last song you listened to is the song you have to sing to your waifu, in order to win her heart.
Howblessedare you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>27721637
Good song, but I can't sing for shit regardless. Waifu lost forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
Misery Business - Paramore.
I can deal.
>>27721637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4T90HO0kFg
Hope she likes North Korean propaganda music.
This is the story of a quiet, courteous and organized mare named Sharp “Twitch" Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and is now slowly patching her life back together with the help of her friendly neighborhood mob operation.
Last time, Sharp made some bad decisions and had a taxing internal argument.
Last Thread: >>27363917
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/dirty/
>You awaken to Pillow Tally being torn from your grasp and someone moving your hooves back and forth.
>Your eyes open to find an unhappy looking Kismet sawing at your bonds with a knife, and a crumpled Pillow Tally lying to your side.
>With a final snicker snack, Kismet falls backwards onto her rump and sighs, letting the blade in her hooves clatter to the floor.
>She gives you a sheepish smile and in a trembling voice mumbles,
>"H-Hey Sharp."
>Unsure of her intent, you stammer back,
"H-Hey."
>After a moment's silence she moves a lock of her blue hair, mussed and messy, from her face.
>Her eyes are bloodshot and you can see dark circles under her eyes, more pronounced than you'd ever seen them.
>The usually happy grin you get has been replaced with a frown and what looks like guilt.
>"I-I'm sorry about... What happened last night. Took your advice. I went and talked to the big guys, Drach had the same idea, and we brokered a deal. I guess I was being a little too paranoid, h-he didn't seem that mad after all. Maybe that was just on the surface."
>She takes a moment to compose herself before speaking again.
>"And I guess I'm also here to say goodbye. You won't be seeing me again, I work for Drachma now. If only temporarily."
>Finishing, the previous sentences seem to have taken an enormous toll on Kismet, and she collapses onto her side, staring off into the distance.
>"Lucky it's only that I suppose..."
>input action
>>27721631
Y-you're leaving?
>>27721631
That is lucky. I was afraid you were going to end up dead. You may not believe it, but I'm really happy for you. When Drachma offered me this deal I really got the impression that either you, me, or both of us were going to be dead by the end of this.
Bumping is hard edition
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"Ember?"
"Where are you?"
>The only answer you get is your own voice echoing from the darkness of the cave, making you feel slightly anxious.
>You try to stand up but the moment you put weight on your arm the pain flares up again, making you clench your fists
>It's not as bad as it was before, but still it's nowhere near pleasant.
>You take a look at your arm and find that while bloodied, no new blood seems to be seeping from the wound.
>In fact, you don't seem to be finding any wound on your arm at all.
>You carefully probe the spot where you remember the wound to be with your finger and find that your arm feels absolutely normal aside from the sticky feeling of your own blood.
>Even when pressing down on your arm with a little more force it doesn't seem to hurt but you find that at the spot you were wounded your skin feels sort of uneven.
>What the fuck.
>You really don't like the way it feels, but with your blood covering your arm you can't really see what's wrong with your skin.
>>27721360
>For a moment you consider wiping off your blood on Ember's rug until you remember that it's actually quite valuable.
>However, when you actually look at it you find that the once white rug multiple red stains from where your blood spilled onto it.
>Also the bottle of wine Ember and you were drinking from earlier has tipped over, leaving another huge stain near one of the corners.
>Figuring that the rug is ruined anyways you quickly the blood off of your arm and find that where once you had a wound you now have a pretty big scar.
>You're glad that you probably don't have skin cancer or anything like that, but still it is a strange feeling to suddenly have your body altered like that.
>The scar is in the shape of three big, parallel gashes which sort of makes sense if you consider that it was Ember's claw that hurt you there.
>Which reminds you:
>Where has Ember gone anyways?
>Again you look around, finding nothing.
>However, this time you can hear a faint splashing sound coming from the lake.
>Curious you stand up, taking cautious steps towards the origin of the sound.
>>27721365
>Once you get near the edge of the lake, sudden movement catches your attention.
>Now that you know where to look, you think you can actually see Ember there, leaning down over the edge of the lake.
>When you get near her Ember's head pops up.
>Your eyee meet and even in the half-dark you can see that her eyes are slightly reddened.
>You want to say something to her, but Ember's head quickly disappears behind the ledge again, cutting you off.
>After a second Ember reemerges from behind the ledge, apparently having splashed water on her face.
>"I go-"
>Ember coughs, trying to make her voice sound normal.
>"I got some of your blood into my eyes, so I had to clean them together with my claws."
>Ember's speaking very softly, and while her face is turned toward you her eyes are looking off to the side.
"Well, uhh, thanks for patching me up after you- after what happened."
>"No problem."
>Ember turns away from you, still cowering on the brim of the lake.
>You continue to awkwardly stand there in silence for a few seconds, not knowing how to continue from this.
"So, uh, at least I now have this badass scar to show off, so it's not all bad I guess."
>Ember doesn't react, and you're beginning to feel nervous.
"Though unfortunately I ended up getting your rug all dirty in the process."
>Suddenly Ember jumps up from her cowering position, whirling around to you with anger in her eyes.
>"Who cares about that stupid rug!?"
>You continue to just stand there, stunned by Ember's sudden outburst.
>After a moment though Ember's eyes soften and she slumps her shoulders.
>"I'm sorry, okay?"
>"I'm sorry I hurt your arm, and I'm sorry I panicked and botched the healing spell."
>The dragoness hangs her head, looking utterly miserable.
>You snap out of your daze and do what you should have done from the start: You step up to Ember and give her a big, warm hug.
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