Destiny works in a strange way
Even if you’re still unaware of it, the great gears of the world are starting to close in around you
Soon, forces beyond your understanding will bring you into the highest spheres of this world, and all of your decisions will change the very face of the land, and then the world
Empires will rise, legends will be written, and millions might someday kneel in from of you
However, if you’re not cautious, the many struggles which WILL stand is your way might very well make short work of your being, sending you back into the limbos of history
This story will tell us, and continues right now, when an innocent filly meets a mares with a rather obscure occupation
Previous threads:
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27622340
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27673995
>The idea of getting back at the little griffin tickles your mind, but once again, you decide not to give in
“Ahem… no, thanks, I don’t think I want a prank done on anyone right now”
>”Aw” Backstreet Dust coos in response “You’re such a sweet child! A pure bundle of innocence and raw wisdom, just like in the stories!”
>”But…” Suddenly, her tone becomes a little strange, a little scary even “There’s one point where being nice just won’t cut it anymore”
>”You’re young, so you still have time, but one day you’ll have to be just a little mean, or people will pick on you because they think you’re harmless”
>”So why not start early?” She shrugs has her voice takes back its usual carefree tone “That little runt did have a point when he said this place is boring as hell…”
>”Although…” Something seem to catch her attention behind you “I see someone who seems to be having fun over there”
>You turn around to see what she’s talking about, to find out it’s about your brother
>Looks like he managed to talk with the beautiful lady, and right now both of them are dancing together
>Obviously, the lady is the one leading the pace, and still manage to make the dance graceful while teaching the moves to your brother
>Still, Light Measure seems to be having the time of his life, and a dumb, blissful grin bars his face as he moves with the beautiful mare
>”Ah… Mallow…” Backstreet Dust comments nonchalantly “Everything about her is so genuinely perfect it’s probably cheating”
>”If she wasn’t under my command I would probably be jealous”
>Inspired by your brother and his lady, some other dancing pairs start to form, and the tables are pushed away to give everyone more space to move
>The orchestra picks up in pace and volume in response, inviting more people to dance
>”Hey, how about you tried your hoof at dancing too?” Dust offers “You see this mean-looking girl over there?”
>>27681748
>She points at the mare with a fiery mane you saw earlier by herself, who seem to be eyeing the people dancing right now
>”She might not look like it, but her moves are godlike” Dust assures you “But she’s very shy about it”
>”If you can get her to show you a few steps, I can guarantee you’re not gonna forget it!”
>Backstreet Dust seems very eager about it, you suspect this might be a little prank of her
>Although you’re not sure who’s gonna be the butt of the joke
>What do?
>Pranks that went too far in MLP
>>27681423
Equestria Girls
>>27681423
Her existence.
Cadance and some stallion sure played a great prank on Shining.
>watching Powerpuff Girls
>this episode comes up
>genuinely laugh out loud humor in the first part
>slowly the horror settles in as countless Powerpuff knock off abominations are made
>villain turns into a huge disgusting monster
>the original Powerpuff girls pretty much fucking die
>both them and the Professor start crying because of it
>factory explodes and the villain and all the abominations fucking die
Holy shit, will MLP ever reach this quality?
Yes the episode is called Spike at your Service
>>27681359
>dark = quality
I disagree.
It's Too Many Pinkie's but not shit.
HEY GUYS
the new rainbow dash presents is being live streamed soon!
https://www.youtube.com/c/Dawnsomewhere/live
>>27681356
I wish the project that I worked on had this much hype. All those effort I put in backgrounds and this RDP thing gets more attention is very demoralizing.
>>27681420
I wish I was taller and had more money.
>>27681356
does anyone have the cytube link?
You are teleported into Equestria for an uknown reason.
The ponies are friendly, and you get to live an easy life.
However, they don't know anything about sexuality. 0%. Not even the princesses; their reproductive systems are fully functional but they have no idea how to use them or why they're there in the first place.
>What do?
Would you teach them the pleasures of this mysterious ritual named "sex", or keep your mouth shut?
>>27680983
Or you can watch them go extinct.
>>27680983
>implying anyone here knows about the mysterious ritual named "sex"
>>27680983
Same deal as last thread. Put on my tinfoil hat and start solving the mystery.
Instinctual knowledge doesn't just disappear. I bet it was ayyliums
So if Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have been friends since flight school, how did Gilda not know who Fluttershy was?
>>27680420
Gilda was a friend from flight camp. Flutters, as a weak flier probably didn't go.
>>27680420
The writers are bad at their jobs.
>>27680420
do you think fluttershy went back after she fell? gilda and dash probably met after that event since she wasnt with dash when she confronted those bullies.
Would you a slime/goo pone?
>>27680063
Yes, very much so
For each writer, give their best and worst episode
If you have enough autism, rank ALL of a writer's episodes.
If there's a decent amount of responses I'll record the results when the thread archives.
Here's a template:
>Lauren Faust
Best:
Worst:
>Amy Keating Rogers
Best:
Worst:
>Cindy Morrow
Best:
Worst:
>Chris Savino
Best:
Worst:
>Meghan McCarthy
Best:
Worst:
>Charlotte Fullerton
Best:
Worst:
>M.A. Larson
Best:
Worst:
>Dave Polsky
Best:
Worst:
>Merriwhether Williams
Best:
Worst:
>Corey Powell
Best:
Worst:
>Josh Haber
Best:
Worst:
>Ed Valentine
Best:
Worst:
>Natasha Levinger
Best:
Worst:
>Scott Sonneborn
Best:
Worst:
>Noelle Benvenuti
Best:
Worst:
>Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
Best:
Worst:
>Neal Dusedau
Best:
Worst:
>Nick Confalone
Best:
Worst:
>Michael P. Fox, and Wil Fox
Best:
Worst:
>Mike Vogel
Best:
Worst:
>Dave Rapp
Best:
Worst:
And for convenience I'll list out all of the writer's episodes:
>Lauren Faust
Friendship is Magic Part 1
Friendship is Magic Part 2
The Ticket Master
>Amy Keating Rogers
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Bridle Gossip
Fall Weather Friends
A Dog and Pony Show
The Best Night Ever
The Cutie Pox
The Last Roundup
A Friend in Deed
MMMystery on the Friendship Express
Pinkie Pride
Filli Vanilli
Testing Testing 1, 2, 3
The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
Canterlot Boutique
Crusaders of the Lost Mark
The Mane Attraction
>Cindy Morrow
Griffon the Brush Off
Winter Wrap Up
The Show Stoppers
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Sisterhooves Social
Family Appreciation Day
Read It and Weep
Hurricane Fluttershy
One Bad Apple
Apple Family Reunion
Tanks for the Memories.
>Chris Savino
Boast Busters
Stare Master
>Meghan McCarthy
Dragonshy
Call of the Cutie
Green Isn't Your Color
Party of One
Lesson Zero
Sweet and Elite
Hearts and Hooves Day
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
The Crystal Empire - Part 1
The Crystal Empire - Part 2
Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 1
Princess Twilight Sparkle - Part 2
Power Ponies
Three's a Crowd
Inspiration Manifestation
Twilight's Kingdom - Part 1
Twilight's Kingdom - Part 2
>Charlotte Fullerton
Look Before You Sleep
Suited For Success
A Bird in the Hoof
May the Best Pet Win!
Baby Cakes
Power Ponies
>M.A. Larson
Swarm of the Century
Sonic Rainboom
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
The Return of Harmony Part 1
The Return of Harmony Part 2
Luna Eclipsed
Secret of My Excess
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
It's About Time
Ponyville Confidential
Magic Duel
Magical Mystery Cure
The Cutie Map Part 1
The Cutie Map Part 2
Slice of Life
Amending Fences
>>27680025
Come on, prove your taste!
>Dave Polsky
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Over a Barrel
Too Many Pinkie Pies
Keep Calm and Flutter On
Games Ponies Play
Daring Don't
Rarity Takes Manehattan
Twilight Time
For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils
Equestria Games
Appleoosa's Most Wanted
Brotherhooves Social
On Your Marks
>Merriwhether Williams
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Hearth's Warming Eve
Putting Your Hoof Down
Dragon Quest
Wonderbolts Academy
Spike at Your Service
Bats!.
>Corey Powell
Sleepless in Ponyville
Just for Sidekicks
Rainbow Falls
Inspiration Manifestation
>Josh Haber
Castle Mane-ia
Simple Ways
Leap of Faith
Bloom & Gloom
The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 1
The Cutie Re-Mark - Part 2
The Crystalling - Part 1
The Crystalling - Part 2
On Your Marks
>Ed Valentine
Flight to the Finish
Three's a Crowd
>Natasha Levinger
Pinkie Apple Pie
It Ain't Easy Being Breezies
Make New Friends but Keep Discord
and Scare Master
>Scott Sonneborn
Somepony to Watch Over Me
Trade Ya!
The Cutie Map Part 1
The Cutie Map Part 2
Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?
>Noelle Benvenuti
Maud Pie
Made in Manehattan.
>Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
Castle Sweet Castle
Rarity Investigates!
The Hooffields and McColts
Gauntlet of Fire
>Neal Dusedau
Princess Spike
What About Discord
>Nick Confalone
Party Pooped
Hearthbreakers
No Second Prances
The Saddle Row Review
>Michael P. Fox, and Wil Fox
The Gift of the Maud Pie
Applejack's "Day" Off
>Mike Vogel
A Hearth's Warming Tail
Spice Up Your Life
>Dave Rapp
Newbie Dash
Flutter Brutter.
It's today.
Stream should start in three hours, showing all previous RDP episodes first.
>>27679942
Any idea where the stream will be?
>>27680477
https://picarto.tv/FiMFlamFilosophy
Only a hour left and absolutely no interest shown
Which would you rather join, the Night Guard or the Royal Guard?
The cunt guard
>>27679831
I would rather join the night guard
>>27679831
night guard.
Quick! Post your own assertiveness rhymes for Fluttershy so she can stand up for herself again!
>You call me sister... I'll make you blister!"
>>27679798
I hope OP soon showers, he's been sucking dicks for hours.
>>27679798
this has potential
>You steal my place, I'll coup de grace!
>Was trying something different than horseporn yesterday and decided to look up the most vanilla porn on pornhub.
>Just some bimbo going "OH YEAH" for two minutes while showing off her shriveled clam
I can't get into human porn anymore guys. Why is pony the best stuff out there now?
>>27679667
Pone is perfection
>>27679667
Probably because you looked up a lame video? There's good stuff out there. Look for what appeals to your fetishes.
>>27679682
desu I ran out of fetish videos that aren't poorly made.
"So, what am I in for this time Principal?"
>She's grinning rubbing that file in an almost lewd manner as she slides her fingers across opening it.
>"Let's take a look shall we?"
>You swallow hard, this doesn't sound good.
>"Sneaking into the girls locker rooms on multiple occasions."
"Well-"
>"I'm NOT done. Bringing a literal GUN to school."
"Hey in my defense, I have no idea how that AR-15 got in my backpack."
>"Undergarment theft on 23 separate accounts, attempting to sell said undergarments for a ridiculous sum."
"43 dollars for a pair of Sugarcoats used panties is a fucking bargain and you know it-"
>"THE POINT, Anonymous is, that I have enough documented evidence to put you away for at least the next 10 years, and that's being generous."
>You slouch back in your seat avoiding her gaze.
>"Do you really want to waste away the next ten or so years of your life in a cell Anonymous?"
"And waste the prime years of my life getting pounded by Bubba and Pedro? No thanks."
>"Well then. I have an offer for you."
"Is it one I can't refuse?"
>"I will become your personal tutor."
>You scratch your head.
"Beg your pardon?"
>"And I will drive you to my house every day, and you will stay there and raise your abominable grades to the levels this school expects of it's students."
"So uh, you're going to take me to your house, and you're going to tutor me, for free?"
>"Every single day. I won't have you slacking off. Under my watchful eye you will not be allowed to fail. I will re-educate you into the perfect student. You will obey my every instruction or I will discipline you how I see fit. And should you choose to resist further I will submit these documents to the authorities and your high school days will be over. So, do we have a deal Anonymous?"
>>27679206
Over at Cinches later that night..
--------------
>"What is the answer to problem 3 Anonymous?"
"I-i.. 200?"
>"Not even close."
"I suck at math ok."
>"This is so basic I can't even believe you're struggling."
>You growl.
"This is bullshit, I fucking hate learning, and I hate school, and I hate this, and I hate you."
>You're sure she's about to yell again but you don't care.
>"Anon, what is it you don't like about learning?"
>You sigh.
"It's boring and stupid and a waste of time."
>Cinch walks up behind you where you're sitting.
>"I know exactly what boys like you are interested in."
"Literally anything but this-"
>She runs her hand playfully along your head.
>You suddenly feel very uncomfortable.
>Kneeling down next to you, sliding her hand under your chin she whispers,
>"Someone like you lacks the proper incentive to learn. I think I can help with that."
>She's smelling your hair and rubbing her hands on your chest.
>Gross old lady get off!
"Eugh, what the hell are you doing?"
>"Quiet boy, I have years of experience. All you need to do is cooperate."
"C-cooperate? With what I-"
>She breathes hot into your ear nibbling on your earlobe a bit.
>"Let's take a break, get comfortable.. Let's move it to the couch shall we?"
>>27679459
L-later on the couch..
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>Jesus this rapey old woman won't stop touching you now..
>"Now solve for x."
"T-thirty two?"
>"Very good."
"How did I do that?"
>You're being cradled by Cinch as she holds you in her arms.
>She laughs.
>"Very good, you'll be a model student in no time."
>All this instruction seems intimate somehow.
>What sort of dastardly plan is this?
>She's supposed to be the enemy.
>Schoolwork is supposed to be shitty.
"I-i don't like this.. This is weird!"
>"Oh hush now. Don't pretend like I haven't woo'd you at least a little. A half hour of sitting in my embrace and you haven't put up so much as a single resistance."
>The smell of her perfume is surprisingly nice.
>It is rather warm and comfortable here..
"This isn't what I was expecting. I thought maybe you were gonna slap my hands with a ruler, or torture me every time I got a question wrong."
>"Hmmhmm, Boys need positive reinforcement. You've listened to teachers tell you everything you've been doing wrong, now it's time to show you the right way."
>Her nose presses up against your neck, is she about to kiss you there?
"I-i don't know if I'm ready for this!"
>"Shh.. It's been so long since I've entertained such handsome company.."
"B-but-"
>You feel her lips press upon your neck.
>"I can sweeten the pot even more if you'd like. I can show you video footage of the girls locker room, and I have plenty of other confiscated contraband that I'm sure would interest you."
"Y-you mean it?"
>She kisses on your neck some more.
>"Anything you'd like, so long as you cooperate.. Will you behave?"
New episode later?
>>27679193
Why do you do this to us, anon?
neigh
>>27678978neigh [/neigh]
>>27678997
pineapple has spike
>>27678978*snort*
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