post best of Rainbomination
context: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27505711/
i want to cum
>>27663534
my art
'I made your bed for you Anon, what do you want me to clean next silly?'
>>27662730
MAKE ME HAPPY.
>>27662730
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
>"Lovely job, Pinkie. You really put a lot of care and effort in making your Master happy."
"Aaawww-"
>Anon just smiles and waits it out
>"-wwww~"
>Pinkie is practically tear-eyed from the heartfelt praise
>Anon's green features harden and he speaks like a chronically pissed off drill sergeant
>"NOW FOR YOUR NEEEXXT AH-SSIGNMENT, PRIVATE PIE:"
>Sargeant Shiteater pauses for dramatic effect
>Pinkie is now standing erect and on the verge of tears from the quick shift in treatment
>Anon /almost/ smirks as he looks dead-eye at the little fearful pony
>Anon's face instantly softens, as does his voice
>"We will go to the zoo together."
>Pinkie squees and jumps up to hug Anon tightly around his waist and nuzzle
"Oh! Thankyou thankyou thankyou!"
>faggot white knight Anon grins toothily. He'd hug the poner back but his arms were in Pinkie's vice-like hooves
>Anon did not care that his circulation was being cut off from his limbs
>Anon only cared that Pinkie will always be his loving little Pet, even though the roles are softened to make it very easy on his little treasure
>finally freeing his arms, Anon hugs Pinkie Pie and eases her down
>"Now go along and change into that new dress Master bought you and we will go see the animals."
>Pinkie practically prods Anon in the stomach to nuzzle affectionately one last time
"You are the best Master a pony could ask for. I love you."
>bitchfeels.exe
>Anon softly holds Pinkie and pats her back
>Anon's throat hitches as he tries to remain some resembelance of cool
>"I love you too, my pet. You are a good girl."
>...
>Pinkie wiggles a little and you let her go
>Anon watches her pull a 180 and head up the stairs to her- /their/ room to change
>Anon reflects on how lucky he is as he waits to walk Pinkie to the zootfw you are that white knight faggot
Which ponies will never appear on the show again?
>>27662396
ember.
:(
Equestria Girls aired in theaters 3 years ago today.
Happy 3 years.
>>27662241
WHEN THE PRINCESS SAYS "FRIENDSHIP'S OUR SAVING GRACE"
>>27662241
Literally what
>>27662241
>"Happy".
It's all been nothing but shit, why be happy about this anniversary.
I want to cuddle this commie cult-leading horse.
shit taste, but cool blog nevertheless
>>27661873
I want to get a footjob from this commie cult-leading human
I would like to sniff this commie cult-leading horse's butthole.
What's your favorite song from S6 so far, /mlp/?
I mute everything
intro included
>>27661846
Its gonna work. I really just like the feel of the song, its got a nice upbeat nature, the lyrics (pinkies) are good, and its just enjoyable to listen to.
after that, Luna's future is pretty gud.
going to be honest though, the music, overall, for this season is pretty shitty.
>>27661856
They need to make a new intro, get rid of that G1 bullshit.
>>27661952
Shit almost forgot that musical episode from christmas... Starlight and Luna's song on that one are a blast.
Is Cadence/Rarity shipping a thing?
>>27661477
No but Luna x Rarity is pretty cute/hot
>>27661492
I guess it's not.
Derpbooru, deviantart, and bing are turning up nothing.
>ships that don't exist
Ok
Hey annon
Do you sleep with mlp plush? don't denied it
Not with them but among them. They more overlook me as I saw logs away.
I always have my Cheerilee plush and a smaller Shining Armor in my bed, usually near my head. I don't get to snuggle them often though, since my cat decides to take that job instead.
>>27661368
Yes. Several.
The closest thing to your right arm (non-furniture) is a gift for your favorite pone. Will he/she like it?
(A small combat ax for Lyra, kinda cruel because she has no hands.)
A canvas drawstring baggie full of electronic chargers for Tree Hugger
3 Winchester 20 gauge skeet shells for Luna. She might be very confused.
>>27660862
Soldering iron?
I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.
and I guess it wants third-degree burns
why is she so perfect?
>>27659263
>using anything related to Google after they altered search results for Hillary
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFxFRqNmXKg
>>27659263
Because ram is cheap?
I want to pick her dock.
I'm not saying that the comic was any good, but I want more Trumpy Apple
/r/ing edits and drawfags
>>27656927
But, anon, it would be completely out of Applejack's character to support someone as utterly dishonest as Donald Trump.
>>27656953
she supported flim and flam's curative tonic
out of character is the story of applejack's life
>>27656927
Name them. Which ponies support Trump, which Bernie and which Hillary.
Give me a legitimate reason to hate, not dislike, EqG
No hooves
>>27656868
There is none.
The music is catchy, the boner fuel is off the charts, and it gave us best girl, pic related.
Only autists hate EQG.
>>27656868
All the cool Anons do it.
Catch up at https://www.anonpone.com/miracle
>In the last thread, Salud and Rimwig searched their son in the anticipation of a city, and eventually found him with the help of two who guarded it. Years later, his small sister -Ludwig- finds that the city in question appeared overnight, only this time fully.
>In it they find many things-- among them a dragon. After a discussion, the filly decides to learn magic to learn about the city safely.
---
Selene knocks the door, and after a moment an old unicorn whose name I don't know exits.
"Nimrod?" Asks Selene. "I was wondering if you could also teach her," She moves from between me and the mare, "She's interested in arcanism."
"Huh," Her eyes, tinted a shadow of what maybe once was a bright green, move in my general direction. "So young? What for, kid?"
>>27656406
Safety! And learning too!
>>27656406
There are things that I want to know. Both an ancient magical obelisk and a dragon told me the things I wanted to know were too dangerous to be known. I refuse to accept that. Teach me how to safeguard myself against dangerous knowledge, so that I might learn all in time.
>>27656406
>nimrod
Someone please tell this pone not to build a tower. It will only end poorly.
Now with 99% fewer puns.
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Discovered that the statue turns you into a half dragon poner.
>Worked out with Voltage
>Got Tinker started as your Oracle
>Teamed up with Volt to infiltrate a research facility with pretty terrible ethics.
1, 2, 3, let’s go.
>You step through the bars and head towards the back of the facility.
>Immediately, the cleanliness of the front of the facility vanishes.
>As you go through the hallway, the white, sterile walls and rooms give way to cold, grey concrete.
>Voltage soldiers on behind you, looking only a little bit perturbed at the more foreboding appearance.
>The room opens up, the high ceiling of the warehouse stretching above you.
>Where the first parts of the building more resembled a hospital, this is definitely a warehouse.
>The room you come into seems pretty open.
>Various carts fill up the center of the room, as well as a few cots, each with straps for hooves and an iv drip next to it.
>All of the drips are empty.
>The ceiling is quite high, probably about twenty feet above your head.
>Syringes and various medical tools lie on the carts, but there’s a lot of open space on the carts.
>A broken bottle lies on the ground near the far door, which is also barred.
>However, the barred door is fully open.
>A broken vial lies on the ground, a pool of liquid lying around it.
>As you walk towards the open door, you feel something brush against you, which makes you jump.
>It wasn’t a physical touch, but it felt as though someone ran their hoof across the top of your head.
>”Easy, you alright?”
“Hold on.”
>Immediately, you shut your eyes and reach out with your mind, looking around the room.
>Just past the door and around the corner, you find two blurry presences at just the end of your sight.
>One is an earthy brown, the other a blazing red.
>You can’t tell what either of them look like, but the red one certainly has fire in her.
>The brown one bolts upright as your vision runs over him.
>>27650195
Are you two alright? We're here to get everyone out.
>>27650245
They are being force to fight or they will be killed by the doctor.
30 days is a long time, fuck me
>>27357752
Last thread where we got our asses kicked after trying to be brave
>>27379119
>>27379156
>>27380046
>You clear your throat before speaking, it feels rather dry
"The bat said that this was our first lesson, but what were we supposed to learn?"
>Your friend sighs, "the lesson was that from now on, your life will be hard. And that you have to make choices to survive"
>Nodding your head, you try to show that you understand... although in reality you aren't really sure what she meant
>Looking around again, you ask another question: "And... where am I now? What is this place?"
>Immediately a smile appears on the other pony's face and she sits down next to you
>"Welcome to the room we'll share for the first month you are here! It's gonna be just the two of us until you move into the barracks!"
>Chase beams at you like a small child, it actually is kind of cute
>"But now you gotta tell me, how was your first real fight?", the grin goes wide in excitement
"Well,...", you start out, recalling the events, "I am not a pushover!" you tell the guards mare, "and it did feel kind of good... well, at least until they all came for me and punched me in the face"
>You wince as you rub your cheek and you can see that you have a black eye in the mirror
>"I am very proud of you", the mare says all of a sudden, before putting one of her wings over your back. "Very, very proud"
>"But I think we should go to bed now, it is quite late already, isn't it? Unless you got any other questions?"
>>27648459
Ill probably be heading to bed, too. I'm exhausted!
>>27648459
Yes. Why pit us against each other? Aren't we all supposed to be serving Luna together? As comrades?