Would you like to see them return as Villains/rivals to rainbow dash? and how?
Lightning Dust was the better flyer.
Tru fax.
>>27660523
reminder to dashfags that Lightning dust was superior to her and spitfire knew it. Dash just lucked out in that her bitching got the superior bolt kicked out.
>>27660523
>>27660663
I believe you meant Indigo Zap
Why ponies like to overreact?
>>27660458
Lilly acted hat way on purpose for someone to rub her tummy.
>>27660458
Hypothesis:
Ponies, like people, need some source of drama or conflict to feel alive.
Because it's cute.
Any working theories how 2 earth ponies have a Pegasus and a Unicorn?
Do you want the answer that involves /pol/ terminology or the one that doesn't?
>>27659517
Mrs Cake is a cheating whore and had sex with multiple stallions, like how a cat will have multiple kittens from different fathers in one litter.
>>27659532
>/pol/ terminology
how so? if it's for the word "cuck", we know already mr cake is one
good night /mlp/
>inb4 kill yourself
>>27659411
Sweat dreams, Flutter Butter.
good night, OP
a bit earlier than usual
Previous thread
>>27589042
current stories
~Reverse Trap Dash
http://pastebin.com/iPx8q268
~Reverse Trap Fluttershy
http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX
FAG
GOT
>>27659400
BUTT
MAD
Old Jeff green bump
>"G-greetings, t-t-t-traveler..."
"Hey, Twi! Uh..."
>You catch sight of her garb
"Nice... cloak?"
>She shrinks away from you, blushing
>"Y-you like it?"
"I mean, it's pretty stylish... but it's like eighty degrees outside. Aren't you hot?"
>"Y-you have no idea... I mean, uh... *I W-WAS BORN IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF THE N-NORTH. I KNOW NOTHING BUT C-C-COLD.*"
>She sounds like a chipmunk doing a She-Ra impression
"O...kay?"
>"MY W-WORLD IS NOTHING BUT CHILL. IF ONLY... uh... IF O-ONLY..."
>She checks her hand, where you see she's scribbled some notes
>"IF ONLY A L-LONE TRAVELER COULD WARM MY FRIGID HEART..."
"Wow. You're really dedicated!"
>"I, um... th-thanks... I MEAN THANK YOU, TRAVELER. M-MY DEDICATION TO MY HOMEL-LAND IS IMMENSE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD TO LEAVE IT IN SEARCH OF LOVE. IF O-ONLY I COULD FIND A L-L-LOVER TO BREAK ME FROM THIS SPELL--"
>She breaks into a coughing fit
>"If only I c-could find a lover... to free me from my loneliness..."
"Great character background! Do you have a statsheet filled out yet?"
>"A s-statsheet? I mean, uh... I know nothing of these "s-stats" of which you speak! Are you trying to c-confound me with some new s-s-sorcery?"
"Wow! You're so in character! And if you don't have one, that's cool. I've got plenty made."
>"I am d-deeply honored, traveler! Will you not come in?"
>Twilight extends a hand to you
>For a moment, you're shocked at how confident she seems
>Standing there, wrapped in her giant cloak, arm outstretched...
>Almost like a true warrior of yore
>Then you reach out to take her hand, and she squeaks, pulling away
>"S-sorry... I mean... you must f-forgive me, traveler! I am unaccustomed to your ways! If o-o-only there were some young... h-handsome traveler... to show me the w-ways of intimacy..."
>She tries to pose, but slips, tumbling backwards
>"Y-yah!"
>had time to catch up with episodes once again
>binged it all up to the last episode
I missed that feel. I wish there was more so I could just keep watching.
>>27659009
nice blog, I'll be sure to upvote.
>watching the show
People do this? Seriously?
What do you dislike about the fandom? Personally, I hate all this edgy shit. Cupcakes and Muffins are cancerous fanfics.
>>27658792
I personally kinda enjoy the edgy shit. It's just a bit of fun, nothing to take seriously though.
What I hate about the fandom is ponykin. I can't stand it when people insist that they are Twilight Sparkle and they dated Fancypants in another life. It's just so depressing to know that they're being serious about their delusions.
I also hate the generic social retard neckbeards of the fandom, who aren't self-aware. You know the ones, the ones who think that everybody owes them everything because their mom smothered them with cheeto dust and free accomodation their entire life.
I personally don't like Muffins, because Reitanna reworks the characters into Mary Sues. The 4 sisters-Pinkie, Blinkie, Inkie, and Minkie, an OC- have a tragic backstory where they were abused by their parents. They manage to slaughter almost all of Ponyville, including the rest of the Man Six. Even when the Pie Sisters get arrested and put on desth row, Applebloom and Derpy break them out. A child and a literal retard break murderers out of *max security prison*. They never get caught again. If you are gonna read a story by her, the story is literally gonna be that the girls kill someone and get away with it.
I know that what I'm stating is pure autism, put I just can't stand how perfect the characters are. ("Pinkie, your sister is so cute when she eats!") But I guess it was the author's intention.
>>27658792
>What do you dislike about the fandom?
Everything.
Plaid Stripes IS BEST PONE
>>27657334
I would stripe her plaid, if you know what I mean.
>>27657349
>>27657334
Welp its a Keemstar thready again
Legends Of Everfree Songs:
-The Legends Of Everfree
(Intro)
-Helping The Campus
(Mane 7 Song)
-Gotta Work Together
(Mane 7 And Gloriosa Song)
-Just A Legend
(Villains Song)
-Friendship Ignite
(Gloriosa Song)
-Friendship Ignite (Reprise)
(Outro)
Villain is human Sunset, she has a bunch of robotic minions to help her.
>>27657118
>she has a bunch of robotic minions to help her
Does she have an army of vibrators?
Eminem in Equestria
What happens
>>27656905
Varg the Grey comes and teaches him how to play an instrument.
Huh, wow
>>27656905
NothingHe'snot real.
>rape
>"Pinkie, I'm already a demon."
This was a very deep and profound moment in the show.
k
>>27656795
Indeed. But remember that part when flutter realize shes not the real flutters? that was like... oh wow
>Relax Twi, it's justRULES OF NATURE
One of my favorite scenes
Find a flaw
>27656641
this thread isn't show related
delete 'find a flaw/why are they so perfect' threads
Post only one word for a letter.
"Dear Princess Celestia...
Niggers
>Rape
>>27656514
Molestia
When will their race get a new episode?
>>27655952
never, fuck em
>>27655952
when the buffalo or zebras get more.never
>>27655952
>so you're a mad dog?
Alright, I laughed.
if i want to show somebody new to the fandom the best shit from Youtube, what should i show them.
already got:
Mentally Advanced Series
Pony.mov
cupcakes/smile HD
>>27655916immatoonlink
>>27655916
you should try with something more "soft"
start with some animation made by Jan, or take fluffymixer videos
if he likes music, just use any remix. discord it's usually the biggest example
if he likes edge, use the .MOV and HD videos
MAS or FiW if he likes abridged series
>>27655929
>made by jan
Jan's mares?
![9zviw0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/rXqRpFw.png "9zviw0[1]")
