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>Okay Anon, go ahead and remove your pants.
>>35604985
*drop pants but keep underwear on*
*stare at ground with blank look on face*
y-you too
>>35604985
dam i just want to fuck a muslim girl out of her religion so bad
![bc-center-condoms-art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R6gcz2z.jpg "bc-center-condoms-art[1].jpg")
I have a question regarding condoms
I have a cock that's about 5 1/2 inches long and it's 6 inches wide. Every large condom I've worn is too long but it fits nicely around my dick. Every standard condom I've tried is too tight but it's the right length.
Where do I have to go to get a condom that fits right for me without buying from out of the states? Or how can I make a long condom fit for me?
Any other questions regarding sexual health are welcomed in this thread
>>35604785
wide implies diameter. Surly you meant circumference?
>>35604800
Yes I meant circumference
pls go away normie
this is no longer fitness and health
/Fit/ what would you do if you won the powerball that is among many things, fitness related?
I would:
>Hire personal chef/nutritionist and personal trainer
All you have to do is show up to train and show up to eat.
I feel that
>>35604537
>Not already making food yourself and training yourself instead of needing the help of the meme man in the gym
>>35604593
I actually workout at a high tier gym and it appears most rich people hire trainers and nutritionists just for company and to make their lifes feel somewhat significant.
Post your max 1PR song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p_ENqDVxYA
That's right fuckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4Or1llVpA
>>35604197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBIIxplm_4
>>35604197
I love freebird but I couldn't imagine getting pumped to it.
Composure - August Burns Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJapikPVCM
What is /fit/'s favourite Disney movie and why is it Hercules?
>>35603462
>no tris
>>35603462
b-but the hunchback of notre dame is the GOAT!
He is stronger than hercules and he is natty
I like aladdin bc he does some real coll parkour shit, plus he gets a kick ass magic carpet and essentially set himself up to be sultan of agrabah
>inb4 had to marry shitskin jasmin
Fok off m8 she's cute
M E A T S H I E L D
Post yours faggot
>that fucking feel when you posted the pre-cropped picture
Fuck.
>>35603435
>B R E H S
>R
>E
>H
>S
I CAN FEEL MUH TEST SPIKING.
>>35603435
>>35603445
ur handsome
What music does /fit/ work out to?
edgy metal and hard rock tbqh not gonna like
>>35603027
three six mafia
>there is a skeleton inside of you right now
>you have no control over whether or not your heart beats
>your brain is essentially a separate entity inside of you telling you to do stuff
>you will die someday
>your brain is essentially a separate entity inside of you telling you to do stuff
that is such a retarded way to think about it
>your brain is essentially a separate entity inside of you telling you to do stuff
le no.
The brain is dependent on transmissions from the body to gauge its own state, your bodily state and your environment.
A brain without a body is no human, just a brain.
>>35600113
In the light of the fact that movement signal genesis is separate from conscious awareness of it, not really..
I didn't see one in the catalog
https://vine.co/v/eDpxJwYuaHg
>>35599111
>>35599161
Hey /fit, lost my humor file a while back so I'm looking to start a new one. Will post with what I have right now, it's not much, I'm sorry
>>35598552
>>35598553
>>35598562
and that's what I have /fit
Ask yourself this simple question: "If food companies could engineer their products to be maximally pleasing (addictive) and make you want to eat more, would they do it?"
The obvious answer is "Yes." T
All of the big food conglomerates in America (Nestle, Nabisco, Kraft, Coke, etc.) hire "food engineers" to precisely formulate "food products" so that they light up the pleasure centers of your brain. The ingredients they use also fuck up your natural appetite response... so you overeat.
This is all well-established by research and inside documentation... and yet people still accuse fat people of having moral deficits, like self-control.
Well, when 80-90% of the food in a typical American supermarket - and 100% of fast food - is utter shit that is laced with addictive substances (or formulated to be addictive), then what fucking chance does the average person have? The odds are stacked heavily against us.
In the 1970's you rarely saw fat people in public. Morbidly obese people were incredibly rare. Now fat people are everywhere, and I see morbidly obese people every single day. It's not like the entire U.S. population collectively lost their willpower. That's stupid.
So instead of criticizing fatties all the time, why don't we focus more on criticizing food companies for deliberately poisoning our food supply?
They don't give a shit that they are making people fat and sick... because this model is very profitable to them. We really need to call them out on their practices.
If the public learned to see their food supply as "laced" (doing this will take repitition), then more people will gravitate towards healthy, whole foods.
This would also push food manufacturers to scale back on their bullshit. It would be a win/win for everyone but the companies. It would be easier to find healthy food and stay /fit/. There would be far less fatties to deal with.
Why the fuck aren't we doing this?
>>35595459
because cheap sithlord mindtricks only work on those who have started down the dark path not paladins
>>35595459
They didn't force you to eat shit, fatty
>>35595486
>>35595494
This and this. If the companies were controlling us then why can so many people from /fit/ make it after being former fatties? It's will power. Without the caloricly dense food, they would have been skinny fat anyway.
What's more important to you? strength or Aesthetics?
also, post /fit/ animes pls
>>35594235
Aesthetics, by far. I personally don't care at all about strength. I have barely any applications for that in my life anyway.
>>35594235
definitely aesthetics
Strength. Cant look good if you don't lift heavy
Hightest alpha males how does your gym bullying translate to real life?
>at a bar
>manlet spills his drink on me and says nothing
>smack it out of his hands and he tries to square up
>tell him to get the fuck out of my sight
>seeing how big i was he must have sobered up because he looks down at his feet and mutters cone out back ill kill you reaching into his pocket
>spic has a knife...
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/asshole general/
Was it fun making up this story OP? When you closed your eyes to imagine it, did you feel 'alpha'?
>>35574561
>w/o a condom
everyone does that, u arent very special
You know what to do
here we goooooo
>>35569689
Rell
Give me 99
Happy 2016, everybody. We're all gonna make it.
>no homo
>pg 1 of 3
>pg 2 of 3
first
HI HERE FOR STICKY
