How dank of a cook is the president's personal chef?
McDonalds tier
>>7203747
>not KFC tier
slacker
>>7203744
Which president?
what the FUCK is wrong with the texture of this apple pie? what the fuck happened to McDonalds? used to be you could get good food there but now it's all shitty
>>7203596
looks good 2 me
flaky? yes
crispy? yes
rustic? yes
sustainable? yes
Looks like an egg roll.
looks like they didn't bother knocking the ice off it before microwaving.
I need ideas to cook stuff for New Year's Eve. It'll be 3-4 of us just playing games and watching movies, I'd like to make some tasty stuff instead of ordering Pizzas and/or fastfoods.
Yeah I'm looking for some dishes or snacks which are pizza tier in terms of casualness and sharing.
Skewers. Chop meat of your choice, sausage, bell pepper, onion, cherry tomato, mushroom, squash, et cetera. Marinate meats overnight. Soak bamboo skewers for 30 minutes, then impale treats on them. Brush on sauce. Stick in the oven on high temp for 10 minutes, or in the grill until done. Serve with a good dipping sauce, and a side of nachos and salsa.
There will always be a picky bitch in a group, but skewers bypass the problem by virtue of "if you don't like it, then set it aside and don't eat it".
Water crackers and a cheese plate
Pigs in a blanket- cocktail weiners with croissant dough wrapped around them. Assortment of different mustards to go with them.
Hey /ck/,
I need help with my breakfasts. I want to prepare something for my girlfriend, who lives in farawayland and takes 1.5 hours for her to come to school, and obviously she chooses sleep over breakfast. She has the shitty cheese sandwiches-kinda like grilled cheese-each morning. I wonder what i can do for her, that'd be tasty when cold and waited 25 mins at least till I got there. Any good sandwiches? Anything
else to pack, pancakes, crepes?
Tldr: Cold breakfast ideas. Thanks a lot guys.
>>7203155
Aspic is pretty hearty and delicious.
It will also leave her turds smelling of death and eggs.
Win/win.
>>7203155
Grilled cheese with good cheese and homemade bread.
Cold pizza is really good.
Add strong flavored toppings like anchovies so that they stand up to being eaten cold.
Hi guys do you put your elbows on the table when you eat? does anyone actually give a fuck????? is it just a meme???
Yes. No. Everything is a meme.
No. No. No.
my bed doesn't have a table
Should I marinate my steak, and if so, how?
pic related, it's a ribeye angus
>>7201977
Nah
>>7201977
S&P only
just rub it with a bit of pepper + a tiny bit of olive oil
A few days ago I saw the best cooking advice I've ever read on /ck/ and think it deserves a thread of its own
Here's what you're gonna do OP. Listen carefully because this is very important advice. Lots of people think cooking is all about complicated recipes, big cookbooks and arduous effort. Really it's more of an innate thing.
Learning to cook is much more simple, so pay close attention to what I'm going to say. Are you listening?
Fry an egg and experiment with various seasoning. This will give you an idea of what flavours go well together which is the most important quality in cooking. Fry an egg, cut it in quarter, season each quarter differently. Try one with cayenne and, I dunno, chives? Just experiment with lots of seasoning combinations.
Then fry another egg and repeat the process. Keep frying eggs and experimenting until you get a good idea of what works. You can eat 3-4 eggs in a day, heck you're from /fit/ so probably 6+. If you eat 6 eggs in a day, that's 24 egg quarters, 24 seasoning combinations in a day. You're talkng about 1000 seasoning combinations in just over a month.
At this stage you'll be a spicemaster and what/how you cook wont matter because you'll be better at seasoning than 99% of professional chefs, and this WILL make you a good cook.
What level spicemaster would you say the average american is at age 20
When will this meme end
I put together a little Xmas gift basket for my dad of all the things he loves including a selection of decent cigars, a Playboy subscription, and a bottle of Grey Goose in addition to a few other things. He looks at the Grey Goose bottle, containing arguable one of the finest commercial vodka available, and says he's going to make a bloody mary with it. I guess it's his to do with whatever he likes.
I just wanted to share my cringe with /ck/.
>caring how people drink the most neutral of all spirits
you are the cringe one
>>7201674
>Believing in Premium Vodka
Newsflash faggot,all vodkas above 20 Bucks taste the same,if you want variety in Flavor try Gin,Whiskey,Whisky or Rum
>>7201674
Grey goose tastes like shit in a blind taste test Belvedere beats it.
Where do you get your favorite eggs?
>>7201548
a dozen eggs last me about 1-2 days so i buy them wherever they are cheap and reasonably decent.
Cheapest available from the grocery store with the longest printed shelf life.
I don't give a fuck if they are free range, cage free, organic, free trade, yada yada. This world has lots of bigger problems than the happiness of food chickens, its a stupid thing to be all activist about.
>>7201562
>I don't give a fuck if they are free range, cage free, organic, free trade, yada yada.
You should start.
Actually nothing you buy from the grocery store is that good regardless of the labeling. But if you are able to get your hands on true back-yard grazing hen laid eggs then you would understand the difference.
Grocery store eggs are like a pale yellow/white glob of snot in the pan. The albumin runs and is watery. The yolk is flavorless. But real eggs should have an orange yolk that is so thick and creamy it stands up in the pan like an orange-red ping pong ball. An omelette made with eggs like this is one of the tastiest best textured things I've ever eaten.
Try real eggs anon. Drive around the most rural areas you can find in the summer and you might see an eggs for sale sign on someone's mailbox. These birds only lay eggs when the days are longer than the nights, so that is the best time to find them.
How do you begin christams day /ck/
>pic related
>also some from last night
>>7200761
Drinking vodka and juice at 2am.
Might make some chicken enchiladas for late dinner and Christmas work lunch if I don't pass out.
A cheeky wank and some leftovers from Christmas eve lunch.
Christmas eve is more important culturally and culinarily than Christmas day, which is more important religiously and reserved for church-going. As I don't go to church, I'm sittin' in, bein' cozy.
What are you sippin on /ck/? Pic related. Shit is delicious.
diet dr.pepper
Get mad.
>>7200042
fuck root beer sounds good right now
Can you eat a Crave Case from White Castle?
No because that is garbage food for garbage people. the money spent on that could easily buy you a day's worth of fresh vegetables and fruit to eat
>>7195857
I have, yes. How? Well, I'm American and not a total pussy. Let me get double cheese on those.
>>7195870
>Mah nigga
I am having a first date with a sexual girl and I want to make as best as possible.
What food's to recommend as a recipe to the chef at our restaurant?
Please, this is a sexual woman and I need the best recipe to tell to the chef for his nightly menu.
>>7193254
>sexual girl
>tell the chef what to cook
>taking a jizz towel out to dinner instead of treating her like the cumdumpster she probably is
Your thread doesn't make sense.
>>7193264
Please what is ur recipe's tip for this sexuaL date?
>>7193319
booze. no food
Who /tendies/ here? Let's do this shit essay
Whoops meh pan be dirty senpai
It's just "esé"
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FUUUCK TOMATOES FUCK THEM ON SANDWICHES WHY BOTHER
THEY ADD LIKE 0 FLAVOR AND FUCKING FALL AND SLIDE OFF OF THE SANDWICH 100% OF THE TIME
FUCKING WORTHLESS STUFFER BULLSHIT THAT MAKE LIFE SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT
>too stupid to eat a sandwich
>blame it on tomatoes
>too sandwich to eat a stupid
>tomato on it blames
>What is a BLT?
