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I will now teach you the greatest Swedish meal in history: Korv Stroganoff.
For 2 persons:
250g sliced falukorv (Bologna sausage if you cant get the falukorv)
5dl cream
1 chopped onion
5tbs tomato puree
3dl rice or 2 heads of broccoli
salt and pepper after taste
>saute the sausage in a pan with the onion and prepare the rice/broccoli
>put all the puree in the pan and then the cream
>let it bubble for a minute or two
>use salt...
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sluta
korv stroganoff är minst lika pinsamt som flygande jakob
looks like shit OP
>>7834300
I will now teach you the greatest American meal in history: hamburger.
For 1 persons:
1 football field of ground beef
Wonder Bread™
Heinz™
>fire up the grill
>wave flag
>cook meat
>put the meat in the bread with the heinz™ and squish
>serve
Do carbs make you fat or not?
>>7833993
no they don't
Do carbs always make you fat?
No.
Can they?
Sometimes.
Too much carbs make you fat.
What is the maximum height of a pan wall and minimum height of a pot wall?
This is a hell of a good set up for a joke.
If a rat can escape it, it's a pan.
>>7833806
I'd say after it's deeper than 3 inches, it's approaching pot density
How do I pick a knife set?
Up until now I've made due with a mismatched chef's knife, a paring knife, and a santoku. I figure I should at least pretend to have my shit together and get a whole set, especially now that I'll be cooking for more than just myself. Any tips?
Ideally I'd like some nicely balanced knives with a little bit of heft to them. Pic related looks okay, but the straight steak knives are pretty gay and it lacks some shears.
I wouldn't be against getting one $100+ knife, but I'd definitely like a full set as...
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>>7833634
Coldsteel knives
>>7833634
absolutely nobody needs a matched set of knives. they are a waste of money.
just buy a good chef's knife if you want a new one, a sharpening stone, and a pair of kitchen shears.
>eating vegetables and fruits
Do people actually do this? I thought that was just a meme.
>>7833408
>eating healthy
>meme
Anyways, I buy fresh fruit only. Vegetables are too expensive for me desu, other than Potatoes and Carrots, which is gr8 for stu'z
>>7833413
>pure sugar is healthy because it comes from nature
When will this meme die?
>>7833413
>vegetables and fruits are healthy meme
how are your teeth with all the sugar you're consuming?
>tfw buy 17oz bag of Gummy Worms
>tfw it only lasts about 2 hours
So what's your favorite Guilty Snack? I could eat fucking Gummy Worms until I throw up. Love these faggots.
My local PigglyWiggly (burger land) has bulk Gummies for really cheap
Gummy bears are my weakness. I have ordered a 5 pound bag from Amazon on several occasions. I can finish it in a weekend.
>>7833409
I like to biuy the Snack Size halloween bags, and keep them in my pockets so they warm up and get super soft
Also, why does it seem every Gummy Worm .vs. Gummy Bear package, the Bears always seem to have more candy in them?
>>7833347
Sour patch kids
Sour gummy worms
>fml, and my waist
I want to make this as a topping for ramen so I bought some soybean sprouts but they all have large heads on the end of them, and I've never seen that in ramen before. Do I cut them off?
>>7833200
Pic related is what I bought, more or less.
leave them it's completely normal and frankly i'm surprised you had to ask
>>7833208
I'm a retard and I've only just started getting into cooking.
Also: my ramen recipe calls for sake but all I have is white cooking wine. Is that a legitimate substitute?
I sure fucking hope you god damn fucking IDIOTS don't do this
>>7833032
I do string cheese like I do heroin. Every 8 hours I need my fix and panic if I don't have my supply ready to go.
>>7833032
It's fucking disgusting
>>7833032
I buy them when they go on sale at my local store. What's wrong with them? Pretty good as a cheap little thing to munch on.
Best fast food breakfast?
Fancy a breakfast jack myself.
I preffer a piece of re heated "go '"za.
>>7833565
Why are you doing this?
MickyD's egg-a-muffins aren't too bad
What would you do if I told you can get all of America's classic dishes in one restaurant? Classics such as:
>based chicken pot pie
>rotisserie chicken
>macaroni and cheese
>Sprite
>coleslaw
>roast turkey
Can you imagine such a place? Well my friends, it exists and it's called Boston Market.
You can get a turkey carver sandwich with mashed potatoes and...
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>>7832924
Why buy rotisserie chicken there when there's a Costco nearby at half the price?
>>7832967
That's untrue. Mods please ban
>>7832930
>being enough of a cuck to pay for permission to shop at a store that's killing your country with international outsourcing
Rate my dinner tonight.
>>7832900
>bowel cancer/10
Go for it OP!
Enjoy your heartburn
shoulda got papa johns. Dominos is just a doughy mess.
any pop connoisseurs here?
what you been up to, my men?
I love grape soda.
>>7832809
>midwestern with the intelligence of one
Don't all Midwesterns have the intelligence of a child?
>Diet
You're going to be hurled through space on a colony ship.
What 5 ingredients do you take with you from earth to supplement your colonists diet on the new world?
Assume that the new destination has meat herbs and vegetables of unknown quantity and quality.
(salt and pepper is already provided)
I'd take;
Butter (probably no cows, more uses than milk)
Garlic (unique taste, lots of uses)
Onion (as above)
Potato (starch that can go with almost any animal)
Chilli peppers (spice may be unique to earth, can mask poor taste from local foods)
>>7832488
Your question is poorly wrought. There are some fundamental issues with the way that you have framed things.
Firstly, there's no reason to assume that there are animals or plants on any other world. This is primarily an issue of classification, living things may well exist on millions of other planets, but they would not be animals or plants no matter how similar they were to Earth life unless they share the same origins (look up cladistics if you're interested in why this might matter). In any case, living things on other planets might be entirely inedible for basic bio-chemical reasons. This depends on the 'universality' of Earth's biology. If there is a strong tendency for hydro-carbon based biology in the universe then it's more likely that living things on other planets would be edible, and some of them palatable.
That doesn't mean that the bio-chemistry of non-Earth life would tend toward Earth-like flavor, scent or other characteristics of human cuisine. This is largely due to the fact that humans evolved on Earth and, as such, our palates are shaped by the available edible plants and animals. Non-Earth life may seem uninteresting or bland or actually unappealing simply because our own senses are not evolved to be attracted to their shape, size, color, odor, flavor or other characteristics.
So, in conclusion, I would bring the basics to ensure health and enjoyment of foods but this would require far more than five ingredients. I could easily list 50 and still be short in some important areas.
>>7832598
You must be fun at parties.
So the crew and colonists will subsist entirely on potatoes?
What makes this shit so good?
>>7832484
probably that tang from the tamarind flavor
>>7832484
anchovies
>classic image.jpg
Living alone I can rarely finish a bottle of wine in one sitting. What wine stoppers does /ck/ use? Are metal or plastic ones superior to simple cork ones?
>inb4 "funny"-shaped wine stoppers
>inb4 the ultimate "i'm a 30 yo upper-middle class white male"-sign aka all gadget like solutions like vacuum pumps and shit
Do these actually work?
>>7832311
>I can rarely finish a bottle of wine in one sitting
kek
Yes, cheap wine stoppers work great and can keep wine tasting good for a week or so.
