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ITT we greentext foods/drinks that people give you shit for disliking. I'll start.
>Cheese
>Milk
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you deserve that shit t b h
>identical picky eater thread of the day number 295849
>>7322093
Maybe you need to spend some time off 4chan, maybe even outside.
Hello. I don't know how to cook at all but I'm starving and need help with something. Is it possible to microwave eggs? If so, how long do they stay in the microwave and at what temperature should it be?
It's possible to microwave anything that will fit, anon
Doesn't mean you should do it
Don't microwave eggs
>>7321804
What should I do with the eggs to make them eatable then? I don't know how to cook. I need to eat something urgently. Please help
>>7321799
Cooking eggs can be as challenging as watching them cook by themselves in some boiling water for 5 minutes, or watching them cook by themselves after you poured a couple in a hot pan with some molten butter or oil for 5 minutes.
I work as a server in a pretty high volume corporate restaurant. I hate all of my managers and our shitty corporate rules. It is very easy but also insanely boring. Sometimes I get a real kick out of watching our kitchen crumble under pressure and observing the ensuing chaos. Servers panicking because they suck, people flipping out because side work isn't done, etc. Does this make me some sort of psychopath or am I just really bored at work? anyone else get a kick out of watching the world burn sometimes?
Nice blog, faggot
>>7320679
>>>/blogspot/
>>7320679
while youre busy being a lazy faggot waitress cunt, the actual people who do work in a restaurant (line cooks) are freaking out and sweating doing all they can do operate smoothly and remain prepared through the night, keeping a clean station and making sure the dishes come out okay and to reasonable expectations of quality
all while waitresses make twice as much as cooks on good days and complain about their wage and omg this table only tipped me 15% what jerks
one day i will massacre all waitresses
WHERES MY TOAST WHERES MY TOAST IS THE BURGER READY YET WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES
Favorite candy? I fucking love Sour Patch Kids.
prilosec
Sour Patch Kids are pretty good I kinda miss Warheads those were pretty good as far as sour stuff goes.
ohh something good that you might like that I used to do but haven't done in a while is take a lemon cut it in half then get a plate with some sugar on it and dip the lemon in the sugar then lick it off.
do i into taco bell or subway for lunch?
Taco bell
Does Taco Bell give you the shits?
>>7321146
no why would it?
Mello Yello > Surge > Vault > Mtn Dew > Sundrop
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waterfags not allowed below this line
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ay o, waterfag here
>>7320604
Where's squirt on that list?
>eating ground beef
>bites cartilage
What's the big deal? Spit it out and resume eating.
stop buying your meat at the dollar store, shitbird
>>7321519
Ah, ah, ah, ah... we do not permit logic within the parameters of /ck/. Quiet.
Why doesn't /ck/ rate mushy peas?
They are inferior to whole peas and inferior to pea puree. The only people who eat them are peasants for "MUH WORKER FARE" and "MUH CHILDHOOD"
they are shitty, bland, pretentious British """"""food""""""
>>7321090
>mmm I really enjoy a nice portion of fish, chips and pea puree
The only bad thing you can say about it is that it doesn't go well with curry sauce so you're left with a Sophie's Choice every time you go to the chippy.
Is there a less sweet condiment than sriracha? I like the heat and other flavors, but not the sweetness. Chili paste isn't smooth enough because of the seeds.
pic related: bought these beauties on sale at target for $5 buckaroos yesterday
sage.
try tabasco it isn't sweet.
>>7318978
It tastes like vinegar though
Im moving out on my own in april,
Will 120$/month be enough for food? If so what are some low budget meals i can cook.
>>7318028
I can easily live on $30 or $40 a week so yes, $120 is enough. Try and buy non perishables like rice and pasta when they are on sale and in bulk for discounts. I alternate between meat, chicken, and seafood depending on what's on sale that week. Same for vegetables. You can do it no problem. For a simple meal, make rice beans and chicken with sauteed onions and peppers. Nice and cheap, keeps for a few days, and is good for you.
>>7318048
>I can live on $40 a week therefore $120 is enough for a month
The fuck kind of calendar do you live by?
>>7318059
Why did you cut out where I said $30? Are you that desperate to make a witty comment? Get a life.
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Why do people eat super hot sauce?
What's the point when it over powers what you're tasting? My brother dumps hot sauce on what ever he's eating and every time he's starting sweating and looks like he's in pain.
Pic related, he put this on some lamb chops.
it makes you release endorphins. similar to a runner's high
It only overpowers what you're tasting if you're sensitive to it. Nothing wrong with that. It's a little emasculating, but you can easily make up your masculinity in other ways.
the same reason you see so many young men wear shorts every day in the winter- it's a kind of try-hard masculinity posturing whereby one can prove how stoic or whatever the hell they are.
people -can- enjoy food that is as spicy as those hot sauces, but for the most part they're people from south or southeast asia who grew up eating spicy food and developed a tolerance for it, and the spice brings out the flavor of the food. none of the fucking white gingers dripping specialty ultra-hot hot sauce on their fucking quesadillas are doing it for any other reason...
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Food gore thread.
what's the problem? nothing wrong with a bit of onion
i'm not sure you realise it or not but those burgers are not yet cooked
>>7310397
What's wrong with the burger?
why does marmite taste exactly like velveeta?
since coming to this conclusion utilizing my superior American tastebuds, I find myself desiring it less and less.
I used to crave it. need it.
now its just cheese to me...
is vegemite better?
>>7321264
>why does marmite taste exactly like velveeta?
Because you have some horrible disease which has destroyed your ability to taste? That or someone has been doing something very fucking weird to your Velveeta.
>>7321269
its true though. ive been eating it for weeks like a monster, but the other day, after having a mild cold, I realized its basically just cheese spread.
it taste slieka s lice of melted then chilled American cheese.
>>7321297
>after having a mild cold
Well there you are then, your sense of taste is fucked up.
>I realized its basically just cheese spread.
Don't go full retard anon.
lets get sloshy and cook food! yes what a superb idea!
continuation of >>7288132
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along or OC food/drink pics if they dont want to make or use another thread
>you may even learn something!
>eternal cat blog general
>>7302257
this is about food/drinks, cats are just the mascots
that anon better be telling me how he knew I'm in philly
>>7302172
fuckin tell me about it. look at this I have half a drawer
>current song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBvM33UX3Y
Hey co/ck/, am making deer burger for some friend tonight and I dont know what to do with that.
I tought about some spicy potato wedge but I dont know. I'd like something more uncommon.
I can go to the store got few hour to kill before they come
>>7321358
First off, congrats on bagging a deer, co/ck/ su/ck/er motherfu/ck/er. Secondly, have you considered sweet potatoes? It's a passe trend in sports restaurants but still a viable idea in private homes.
>>7321369
you talk like a fucking faggot.
