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what do i order bros?
>>7383678
E Coli Burrito with a side of food poisonning
>>7383684
That's a Chipotle menu item. OP is asking about Taco Bell.
>>7383706
Right, my bad.
Ebola taco with a side of explosive diarrhea then.
R8 my lunch senpai.post yours.
Spam and Egg and Shroomage on KH rolls with some 'cha.
>>7383023
Tyler?
Hypothetically speaking could i live getting all the nutrition i need in jello form?
After a little reading i see gelatin without sugar is actually good for you.
Juicing is a bit of a fad but getting more fruits and vegetables into your diet can't be a bad thing.
Gelatin can set without being brought up to a temperature that would kill the cultures in yogurt or kombucha.
You could even fortify the jello with vitamins and fish oil and things.
>How would the body react to eating nothing but jello
We use Knox plain gelatin in lots of stuff, adding it to a fruit juice lets you make "jello" without the silly artificial colors that exist only to make the shit stain anything it gets on.
But yeah... Add enough Gelatin and you can turn pretty much any liquid into gel. Alcohols obviously loosen it up, but with the proper ratios you can gel some pretty strong drinks.
Not sure how oils would interact, but last thanksgiving my daughter took some of the stock I made out of the leftover turkey carcass and made jello for the dog and cats with it. That had a...
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>>7382574
Soup jello....
You sir... are a genius.
Isn't this pretty much similar or same as aspic?
Bought this earlier. What should I throw this bad boy on? What's your favorite aioli?
You should mix that meme infused mayo w/ some meme-sirachia and pour it over some meme-bacon
On a serious note, probably anything mayo/aioli is used for; update with how it tastes
>>7380974
I love me some 'racha
My local micro brew makes an incredible Truffle Aioli Infused Porter
White chocolate is my favorite
I dont add Salt, Pepper, nor milk to my eggs.
I unironically like everything in pic related.
Not really a "/ck/ sin", but a few anons seem to take issue with it.
I pick my nose and eat it without cooking it.
>dat bake
how do i make bake, /ck/?
I want it to be tasty like the original.
its just cheese and ranch really
a lot of fat
Actually it's caesar dressing, but the concept is simple
>chicken
>bacon
>fatty dressing
>pizza dough
>green onions
If that doesn't taste like the bake, nothing ever will because it's filled with lab-manufactured bread additives and "natural flavors" that no home cook can recreate.
Try this and post results
http://www.food.com/recipe/costcos-chicken-bake-96739
>>7376985
they sell frozen ones that come out to about a buck a piece
why even work
tell me what you think about my idea of a restaurant
basically you go in there, sit at the table, order a meal and sign a contract where you allow a staff member to shoot you to death if you don't finish your plate clean
portions are regular size so obviously there isn't much risk, but it comes with a certain degree of a death wish and people love that more than anything
>>7387396
In most places (possibly everywhere?) it is not legal to shoot someone just because they told you to.
>>7387396
What's it like being 12 years old? It was so long ago for me, I've forgotten how to be that edgy.
>>7387400
it's being called a marketing wiz, you moron
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/fit/fag here looking for some advice.
I'm having a refeed day tomorrow, a day where I eat a shit ton of carbs because reasons.
Anyways, I fucking love potatoes, but being the filthy pleb I am, in the past I would just poke holes, nuke in microwave, and put some butter on em.
Haven't been able to eat potatoes for fucking months now, I wanna cook these babies up right.
Help a nigga out?
>>7387323
Poke holes in them, rub the outside with some olive oil and salt, roast in the oven.
Replace butter with mayo, scallions, and your favorite hot sauce.
Best eaten right out of the fridge.
>>7387325
>roast in the oven.
If you could pretend like I'm a drooling retard who doesn't know shit about cooking, that would be great.
What temp/time?
>he doesn't cut meat with a spoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaXRm0GpqKU
>>7387249
merde
I don't like my meat raw and still kicking, so i use a knife for the properly cooked meats.
>consuming literal murder
There's a special place in Hell for you
Things you will need:
>shitake mushrooms
>sichuan peppers (if not, then just find some red hot peppers)
>firm tofu
>scallions
>fermented bean paste and/or hoisin sauce
>garlic
>ginger
>corn or potato starch
>jasmine rice
Continue?
No, go ahead and stop now. This is /ck/, there is no interest in actual cooking.
I'm on the edge of my seat OP.
>>7386815
I hate tofu, and I'm still pretty interested.
OP next time get hammered and have a cat in half your pictures that seems to make threads here more popular.
>deciide to eat healthy
>raw broccoli seems like a good choice
>dip it in veggie dip
>look at nutrition facts for dip after eating
>14g fat in 2 table spoons
>mfw my healthy snack had 40+ grams of fat
>>7386355
>eating raw broccoli
>not eating blanched broccoli
pleb
that's a dank story my friendo
Were you really unaware of how unhealthy almost all premade grocery store dips are?
What is /ck/'s favorite cajun food? I happen to be a seafood jambalaya man myself.
>>7386247
Jambalaya is creole, not cajun.
Chicken and sausage gumbo.
>>7386257
pretty much the only difference is that creole is "city food" while cajun is "country food" they use like almost the same ingredients and styles.
I'm making a pork butt today. What's a good vinegar based BBQ sauce
>>7385636
Vinegar
Mustard
Brown Sugar
Salt
>>7385663
not OP, but that sounds like a dope base. I would probably add some tomato puree
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>>7385675
If you were 50 and wanted new dinnerware what would you get. No price limit. I've been looking at Le Creuset but I read they chip easily. I want dishwasher safe.
I'd just go to Target or some place like that and pick a set of dinnerware that I liked, same as I did the last time I bought a set of dinnerware.
>>7383538
No price limit: my current desires are generally either Denby for something that is interesting, or just a straight up nice bone china.
>>7383743
But is the bone china dishwasher safe? I see some hotel shit on Macy's that looks good.
Chipotle general. Post pics, stories, and favorite orders.
>>7383067
The ingredients are never that well mixed in a burrito.
>buy burrito
>take bite
all rice
>take next bit
all guac
>take another bite
all beans
>>7383067
I would eat a 5lb bass
Food-borne illness general?
