How do you make your carbanaro?
fry bacon lardons
put cooked pasta into pan
pour in egg mixture (an whole egg and several yolks, parmesan)
stir until eggs are set
more freshly ground black pepper than is appropriate
>day 2123 of browsing /ck
>have lost hope that people will stop shitposting
>bitter hatred of God is all that keeps me going
>will see you tomorrow
>tfw 'tor keeps deleting my 'nara threads and banning me
Nice 'naro tho. Good twist on and old classic.
Wala!
Hi there!
I'm searching for a good receipe for chinese noodles with some meat.
I'd like to have some sesame on the meat.
Also pic related
1 lb meat
1.5 lb chinese noodles
2 tsp sesame seeds
cook meat and boil noodles
serve meat on noodles. garnish with sesame seeds
>>7408335
nice, which kind of meat would be the best ? also what kind of seasoning should i use ? normal oil or something else to cook the meat ?
I've never seen actual sesame used with fried noodles, it's usually just sesame oil.
I like char siu as a meat but lap cheong can be nice occasionally.
Have you tried chow fun before? It's pretty good and is usually just beef, hor fun, bean shoots and soy sauce. If you're frying it always make sure that the noodles are slightly cooked before.
What is your favorite thing to make with jalapenos?
Chili con queso
>>7408276
Stick them in my urethra.
I like to eat them raw and share them with my amazon, she really loves them
>tfw your cunt of a mom forgot your tartar sauce
I sure hope you made her eat a big bowl of spiderwebs.
>>7407784
>tfw no dinofishies
mayonnaise + pickle relish
close enough.
>Coffee is like a beautiful women – she smells nice and promises a lot, but she doesn’t always deliver.
Coffee always delivers, get the fuck out of here
Coffee is like a beautiful woman: She is hot but sometimes is cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEVTQHiAQRA
>yfw burger king delivers
>>7407603
so what bruh, I've been able to get bk and pretty much anything else delivered for ages. it's called dine out express. for a small surcharge they'll go to any restaurant, order your shit to go and bring it to you
>>7407603
Big fucking deal to you is it?
>https://www.burgerkingdelivers.co.uk/#!/home
>>7407603
I like Doordash better though
Is this kind of coffee grinder a good investment? I know hand burr grinders are best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWHoLtuUE0g
>Asian woman
>Dog
>Coffee
Yeah, I'm not gonna click.
>>7407439
It would depend on how you brewed coffee, if it is a drip coffee maker who cares, but for a french press or a chemex it would be nice.
I actually have one and I find it fun to use even if it takes a little longer than other methods of grinding.
>>7407453
newfag get out
what's so funny about this?
>>7404979
Nothing anymore. Ancient meme my friend. Get caught up
>>7404979
anti-intellectual moms think it cures diseases or some shit
It's just salt. Not even curing salt, which contains nitrites and preserves the color of brined or smoked meats, just salt that happens to be pink.
I have always hated these things my entire life. What can I possibly do to make these rot fruit remotely edible?
Stir fry my nigga. get it sauced up and camouflaged with other veggies and you wont even notice them
>>7404393
Fry them with butter, garlic and maybe a touch of sage. That's all they need
wait until fully dried, mix 1-3 grams with pb&j sandwich, smoke weed at the peak
You have died.
Because your life was relatively uncontroversial, you end up in purgatory.
As a denizen of purgatory, you are entitled to dine on one item of your choice for the rest of eternity.
This item must be an actual foodstuff, so you can't pick anything like "pussy" or "mana."
What do you choose?
Carnitas burrito
>>7397626
Fish and Chips with tartar sauce and ketchup.
>>7397643
I'll eat my burrito with Satan then
What kind of cheese is nacho cheese made from /ck/ ? Or is it a blend?
Petroleum derivates
>>7407918
American "cheese" product.
Nacho cheese becomes so when it belongs to somebody else
This is the secret of nacho cheese development
Making pasta, what's your best Alfredo sauce /ck/?
>pic unrelated
Italian here
My friend Alfredo makes the absolute best, simple sauce
>olive oil
>basil leaf
>salt and black pepper
>throw in Alfredo
>blend it up til all the lasted of the bones have formed a smooth paste
>stir immediately into fresh pasta
Bellisimo!
>>7407625
Thanks, so they buy the aftermarket Alfredo? Like Ragu?
>>7407822
No he's called Alfredo Gambardelli
OK. So the wife took out chicken for dinner tonight, and given me no other instructions or requests, so what should I make. Pic is essentially what I have, I can go to the store on the way home from work.
Only caveats are wife doesn't like spicy, and I have to feed me, her, a five year old, and a two year old, and have to manage all of them and a new born while cooking.
Suggestions?
Chicky-Chicky Parm Parm.
Simple enough and tasty enough for all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0CoVPJz2H8
>>7407363
On my shit phone I'm not even gonna try to open that, it never load. Care to use words?
What do you think?
good movie
>>7406933
Have you seen Chef?
>>7406933
what does ratatouille taste like?
Is this 'blue rare' or just undercooked?
It was a really thick striploin.
>>7406799
>'blue rare' or just undercooked
Is there a difference?
>Is this 'blue rare' or just undercooked?
Those aren't exclusive, it's both.
i reckon that's not cooked.
either dice it and make a stir fry to cook it through, or give to cat.
