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my gf just cleaned my green tea pot with soap
>>7438390
why is it bad?
>>7438409
there is a myth that brewing tea in an unwashed tea pot for a millenia will grant your bloodline ascendance
>>7438409
Memepots have no glaze, so it can absorb (and leach) a lot of shit.
Sometimes nothing beats a high owl of avocado With jalapeño and some salt.
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I'm pretty sure a high owl would rather a tootsie pop.
wasting $130 million on your presidential campaign and failing to live up to your family's expectation is really rough.
but coming home to a nice bowl of guac somehow melts all the stress away.
You're in the club when this club slaps your girlfriend'so ass. What do?
how did it slap my nonexistant girlfriends ass are you sure someone didn't just throw it at her? i don't see how a sandwich can do something like that
I order the Club sandwich all the time and I ain't even a member.
>>7438371
take bath salts and eat his face
Hello /ck/
If I'm buying chicken in bulk and it comes down to Supermarket vs local butcher, who wins?
>>7438126
Depends on both your supermarket and your butcher, anon.
Sometimes one is cheaper, sometimes it's the other. Call them both and find out.
Please kill yourself
If you let the butcher fuck you, you'll get his meat for free
ok, i live in germany and im moving out from my family, and i will need to cook for my self from now on, im a complete beginer, idk where to start, is there any simple and healty meal plan or some simple recipes to make
>>7437874
>idk where to start,
Get a beginner cookbook, or watch a beginner cooking program like Good Eats (it's on youtube)
>>7437874
Ask your oma
>>7437874
Learn to cook noodles, rice, potatoes
Bolognese, lasagne, chili, burger, mince-feta soup, chances are you know "Flammkuchen". Of course everything will be more time consuming than waiting for mom to cook, so it depents on the effort you want to put in. Ground meat is easy to handle and cost 2,29€/pound at Aldi if expenses also worry you.
My Dad brought me half a side of smoked bacon. I've already
fried some thick slices with garlic and cream on toast, because
why the fuck not. I will maybe use one quarter for a noodle
casserole for dinner. Any Ideas how to use the rest?
I've wrapped it in kitchenpaper and put it in the fridge, is that ok? And how long will it last like this?
btw. I've drained the fat for my snack
why did your dad buy you a meme?
>>7437823
well, long story short: he received 3 pieces like that as payment
>>7437835
your dad is a hitman who gets paid in bacon?
Off course I love Japanese food
But I also love Italian food such as Pasta or pizza.
Which cuisine do you like and why?
American greasy shit
>>7437719
I feel like I don't really know that much about foreign cuisine, just the Americanized versions of it. I've been to a few "authentic" Chinese places that were fucking amazing though.
Also Tex-Mex > Mexican
Italian>USA>>Chinese>Japanese>Spanish>Mexican>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UK
Has anyone tried 'Trump Steaks'? Are they any good?
They're the world's greatest steaks.
it's just prime angus beef. you can get that anywhere.
the resulting product depends on the cook who actually prepares the meat.
Pretty soon he is expanding the menu by adding tubesteak. As in his tubesteak. It will be webbed chilled, up you ass, with a generous side of smarmy fuck-u.
4am
what is your GO TO meal?
Well I used to cook a lot when I dated my last ex but since I broke up with her I don't cook much anymore because I'm not home that much. So unless I just happen to have like a hot pocket in the freezer or something in probably gonna go out and get something. There is a Wendy's literally 20 steps from my apt door but I'm not a huge fan of wendys, there's a McDonald's down the road a bit but I think they switch to breakfast around that time. I could hit up taco bell but sometimes I'm not feeling it. The one fast food place I'm always down...
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>>7437560
Depends. Often if I'm drunk around 2 am I'll make frozen pies and be eating them around 4.
If it's actually 4am when I feel hungry probably the thing that's easiest and doesn't have much clean up so something like smashed avocado on toast.
>>7437584
What kind of pies? Like pizza or dessert pie
find a flaw
>>7437545
The overwhelming majority of it tastes bland.
So many restaurants (This doesn't include the ones that just give you store bought) just toss chickpeas into a food processor with a tablespoon or two of olive oil and serve that shit to you with stale pita bread.
Pretty sure Sabra is the same shit, only with more preservatives crammed in and this tiny little disc in the center middle of the container that's filled with much better tasting dip ingredients.
The fact that it's incredibly easy to make yet 90% of the population that makes this shit INSISTS on fucking it up is in and of itself a major flaw.
>>7437572
Except 'bland' is just a euphemism for ' I have no palate at all' around here. So kindly refrain from posting. And go fuck yourself.
>>7437572
I once read a story from a guy who actually made "hummus" from raw chickpeas and served it to a friend who got sick for days and only avoided hospitalization only because he realized soon enough how much it tasted like ass rather than regular hummus.
I'm going to be in
LONDON
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for like a month this summer. Where should I go to eat non-meme food (unlike pic related)? Also where can I go to pick up the best slags?
shoreditch & bermondsey for best food per price.
hackney & Dalston for slags
where u from m8?
>>7437435
USA. I'm pretty excited. Are there any specific spots you recommend? I think my apartment's around the Chancery Lane area.
>>7437450
you mean flat?
Redpill me on milk, /ck/
Growing up i always heard it gives you strong bones, helps you grow, etc but now I'm hearing milk is actually not good for you past a certain age, once you can get Vitamin D from better sources.
Nowadays I only use it for shakes, baking, milksteaks, or cereal, so even if there is a risk im sure im on the low end but I am curious.
>falling for vegan propaganda
theres nothing wrong with milk.
The first guy to drink a cow's milk must have been really really thirsty.
>>7436960
If you are fit a glass of whole milk now and then is good.
Especially if you exercise.
Fun fact: Human breast milk is the only thing you could consume your whole life and be completely nutritionally satisfied (nosauce)
Hello /ck/, what are your most cooked meals? Meals that you have pretty much perfected, could do off the back of your hand, and eat frequently. For me it's Japanese Curry Rice, Spaghetti Bolognese, Beef Stew, and Chicken Tikka Masala. I'll be posting a recipe for the last in a bit, feel free to post recipes of your own!
A recent addition for lunches is a salad I finally love. I've tried so many fancy and simple ones and end up bored and disappointing by all of them. I got the perfect one from a budget-bytes blog-post:
1/2 a head romaine,
one roma tomato,
ceasar dressing,
a fried egg,
some cracked pepper.
Not only is it tasty and filling, but it doesn't bloat my weekly shopping at all.
The two desserts I'm expert on are Tiramisu and Nutella Cheesecake, though I make impulse mug cakes every other week. This is the best recipe for those btw: http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/the-moistest-chocolate-mug-cake/
>>7436899
egg mcmuffins
cut onion (any size to about 1/2" thick slices)
use ring or two open rings to form one large one to hold the egg together
drop ring onto hot pan with butter
drop egg carefully into ring
maintain round shape
flip once
place cooked egg on toasted english muffin
cook sliced ham in hot pan with remaining butter
melt cheese on ham
fold over ham
place ham/cheese on egg
place remaining toasted english muffin
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enjoy
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Why don't you have a few gallons of alcohol brewing right now?
Because I'm not a NEET and I can buy my own booze.
>>7436263
I do.
6 gallons of kit wine, 2 different gallons of mead, 2.5 gallons of makgeolli, and 1 gallon of choujiu.
HOMEBREWMEN
How do you make bean burritos? I just go the lazy route, do them up like this, roll em up, and microwave for a couple minutes
>>7436227
I would add a can of tomatoes and chopped up onion to what you have and then serve with pic related and sour cream
>>7436227
That's sad anon. At least add a vegetable. Onion or something.
>>7436227
>No Cilantro
>No Onion
>No salsa/sauce
>Fucking Microwave
