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>eat Jamaican patties
>liquid shit for 15 minutes an hour later
>TFW
Fuck you Jamaica
prob the curry spice cleaning out your colon or the processed meat.
git gud!
>>7428328
Knowing why it's happening doesn't make it any less terrifying
>>7428324
That is because you eat shit all day everyday before eating it.
ITT: Food that's been ruined for you
Spaghetti and meatballs for me
>mother boils pasta in the sauce
>result: watery tomato water over spaghetti with bits of ground meat
>>7428147
Spaghetti and meatballs could never be ruined for me, it's my single favourite dish of all time.
>>7428147
Jesus really, how hard is it to cook spaghetti?
Also food runied for me is fried pickles after I got one from a place one time and it was fucking brown on the inside and I'm not sure it was even a pickle to begin with
>>7428147
My dad would've ruined spaghetti for me because he always tries different stuff with the recipe and it's always crappy. Thankfully though, my grandma makes amazing spaghetti and meatballs so it's not ruined for me.
What are some crock pot recipes you suggest?
Step 1: throw your crock pot in the bin
Step 2: learn to cook
>>7427885
Post the scottish crock pot recipe where it says "don't fucking touch it"
>>7427890
That's not really a recipe.
I'm falling out of love with whiskey. It just tastes like alcohol to me now, even though I've been getting good shit and using proper glassware.
What do?
>>7427735
name some of the supposedly good shit youve been getting
maybe this is the time to stop drinking
>>7427737
By good shit I mean decent.
Wild Turkey 101, Maker's Mark, Dickel No. 12
I have a pound of chocolate chip cookie dough and very little self-respect
What should I make?
>>7427601
bigger man-boobs
bake the cookie dough. serve with milk.
a badunkadunk ass
Which is healthier, low fat or full fat yogurt?
Does the same hold true for other dairy products?
Who cares? Buy the good shit and don't eat so much.
>>7427565
Dairy contains saturated fats, which are still needed by the body but harmful in large doses. It should make up less than 10% of your daily fat intake.
However, it still has the same healthy probiotics and more protein than greek yogurt (at least the Fage 2% brand does).
Really the only reason to use whole milk, cheese, or yogurt is purely for flavor instead of nutritional value. Greek yogurt is the healthiest dairy product you can consume.
Don't worry about foods being healthy, look at the big picture and worry about your overall diet being healthy.
Most people need about 40-60g of fat per day. If you're eating less then go for full fat, if you're eating more go for non fat. It's all about having a balanced diet in moderation.
hey co/ck/s, I was raised vegetarian and haven't eaten meat once in my 22 years, and now I want to change that because of low energy, low weight, poor health, eating disorder, etc. How do I go about it without destroying my stomach or making me violently ill?
I don't even have the slightest knowledge of how to prepare meat, which meat is from what animal, etc. The closest I've been is eating fish, and I'm still not that good at cooking it properly.
You might be best off eating out a few times to get the idea of what is what first and how end result is when its done right. Kinda hard to know what the end result should be if you've never seen/eaten it.
If you have a weak stomach avoid "red" meats (beef), and go for poultry (chicken, turkey)
>>7427500
If you're eating fish, I assume you also eat eggs and milk too? Just keep adding more of all of that to your diet. Eggs are easy and good breakfast. Get canned tuna and salmon to make tuna and salmon salad sandwiches. Salmon fillets are super easy and tasty for beginner fish cooking.
After fish, I'd suggest adding chicken.
>>7427514
sounds like a plan, my best friend eats meat so we could get dinner somewhere and he could help me figure out what meat I like. n-no homo
>>7427515
yeah, eggs sometimes milk never. Dairy is okay in moderation, but milk just fucking makes me feel sick
haha tuna and salmon are the two fish I can reliably prepare, with some occasional mahi mahi fishsticks or smth
I'm staying in my Japanese Grandma's house. I bought some nice a4 wagyu ribeye steaks for like 20$, but it turns out my grandmas stove automatically shuts off if it gets too hot (Because old people are forgetful and cause fires).
How do I sear a wagyu steak if I can't even cook it at a high temperature?
>>7427414
Does her oven do the same thing? If not take an oven-safe pan, heat it to 450* F, and then sear the steaks on that. You can even finish them in the oven after.
dude you fucked up on the planning
Grill those steaks. They deserve to be licked first by charcoal fire.
Does /ck/ eat frito pie?
>>7427291
No but I've thrown up something that looks like that.
>>7427291
Hell yea
My favorite white trash food. I'm Asian and I have to say it is the GOAT of white trash food.
you guys ever try a toast sandwich?
t. broke college student
It's actually so fucking good
>>7426240
if you put salt and pepper in it, it's like a really shitty chicken sandwich
>>7426240
wot does the t. bit mean?
How would you improve this burger, /ck/?
Note that that's hot sauce on it, not ketchup.
>>7425807
Add ketchup and a good mayo
Looks dry and overcooked; vegetation is also pretty sad.
BBQ sauce under the cheese? Add caramelized onions and get rid of the hot sauce.
>>7425831
all correct. juicier burger with a larger diameter would go a long way to making it better.
Hey /ck/ I've got a dillema.
I've been on a few dates with this guy and everything is going great, but now I've invited him over for a home cooked meal. The problem is he'll be meeting my kids for the first time.
So what's a nice meal to cook that's romantic and also kid friendly? I cook a mean spaghetti, but looking for something more adventurous to set the mood for later if you get my meaning.
The cum of the men who impregnated you, degenerate.
If you want a romantic meal you should get a babysitter. If you want to show him what life will be like as a cuck raising another mans kids just cook your usual slop.
Chicken Parmigiana.
Its just chicken, cheese, and spaghetti so I'd hope your kids arent too picky for that.
Its my favorite meal to watch my man make.
Kolaches? I heard most niggas don't know what these are. I'll tell you what they are, it's the best thing to eat for breakfast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolach
I used to get them every single day, they're cheap and fucking delicious
>>7425126
You can get them at QuikTrip made fresh, not bad.
>>7425136
fuck yea you can take your pancakes and your donuts and your lucky charms and your soft boiled eggs, and your poptarts, shine em up real nice, turn them sum bitches sideways and stick em straight up your candy ass. KOLACHES MOTHERFUCKER
How can they sell this for only 25 cents? is it the greatest value in food?
I got 5 packs of indo-mie for 1 euro
was bretty good
>>7424347
they run at a rather high loss. why do they continue to make ramen? because its owned by the us govt and is used to spread cancer. those little spice packets? full of cancer causing powder.
>>7424371
muh msg
Is Dairy Queen food any good? There are some around here and I hear conflicting opinions. Some folk hold it as high up as Whataburger and think it's great fast food. But many people say it's terrible and if I eat it I'll get exploding diarrhoea. What's good to get if I go later? Looks like they sell burgers, hot dogs, finger baskets, tacos, nachos, chicken, and desserts.
Chicken strip basket. The gravy is great. Have pretty good burgers as well.
>>7424259
Like any place it depends on the people working there.
Last time I went the food was perfectly fine. Definitely closer to a Whataburger or Hardee's than a McDonald's or Jack in the Box. They are also incredibly fast, at leas the one near me.
>>7424259
Dairy Queen has bomb burgers
Haven't had it in probably like 8 years tho so I don't know if it's the same quality
