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>shitty boring lifeless levels
>no story
>shitty level design
>akward as fuck controls
>soulless music (especially compared to 64)
No wonder it sold like shit. Can the series recover from this?
>>343973361
>worst Mario game
no such thing
>>343973361
>no story
When the fuck has that ever been a problem for a Mario game?
>>343973361
Hotel Mario and Mario is Missing say hi.
Tired of having your kids playing violent games like Counter Strike?
It's been too long.
Tired of memeposting
Tired of shitposting
Tired of (you)
>>343967818
Not OP, but, (you) seem like a little bitch.
Why was it so mediocre?
Because open-world is a shitty meme.
>>343967479
It would have been 10/10 with synchronized open world multiplayer.
>>343969112
>mmo
>nintendo
Fight me about it.
>A boring empty world with checkbox sidemissions
Man, I dont really like that.
>>343973412
Legendary ships, treasure hunts, random encounters, hunting, Templar hunts, forts, diving stuff. Fun side stuff
>>343973227
Come on now. I had a blast with the game but the open world wasn't the best thing ever.
>You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRAGON AGE ORIGINS 2, ISOMETRIC INFINITY ENGINE STYLE GAME, NO SJW SHIT
is that so fucking hard?
>You are the villain.
>die a hero
Whats the catch? How Ubisoft will fuck up the game so simple?
other activities than snowboarding/skiing are probably DLC
>>343967230
It wasn't VR compatible. The ONE GAME FROM E3 THAT SHOULD OF HAD VR FFS
Yet another empty, bland, lifeless, dull "open world". Always online. Basically, The Crew: SSX Edition.
>pick ally in AB game
>bitch picks betray
>realise i fucked up and loop back
>pick betray this time
>she picks ally
Nigga what the fuck? Explain this shit. Why would her decision change?
Doesn't the Schrodinger's cat Theory have importance in this game? It's mentioned.
>>343967125
It's Schrodinger's Cat. It's all Schrodinger's Cat.
>>343967125
Why is Phi so hot?
Nice to see a VLR thread among this flood of ZTD ones, though I should probably go before I get spoiled.
Who OCD game player here?
>tfw can't use anything but default outfits or colors, even in fighting games
>have to get every single collectible or sell the game
>game spines don't align properly so I toss the game out
>can't get 100 percent in cheevos in game so make new account to have everything even
>>343966501
>gore
>>>/b/
>>343966642
countersage!
>>343966642
It's fake
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/Reddit/
>good game man
>i gotta go, but add me to your friends list
>Sorry, I only add people I really know
It's that easy
>say "will do" or "sure thing"
>never actually do it
>>343966076
>say "will do" or "sure thing"
>block them instead
4(four) days left. danganronpa thread?
>>343965802
is it coming to PC?
>>343965989
not a game dumb shit
>>343966162
>not a game
>posts on /v/
hmmmmmm
What games do the "hype super transformation powerup for the final boss" thing well?
>>343971349
Saints Row 4
>>343971349
Double Dragon Neon
>>343971349
None do it better than W101. It's done to the level of over the top parody. Barring that, Asura's Wrath is another excellent example except instead of magical McGuffin power ups or whatever, he just gets so fucking angry he punches God so hard his omnipotence falls out.
Finally caved and upgraded to an iPhone. While I will miss emulating on my android I'm really liking how smooth it is.
Anyone know any good games? Preferably free and with no need for a connection. Any genre is good.
>iPhone
>upgraded
>>343965446
>iPhone
>upgrade
>iPhone
>upgraded
I can't herd the cattle in Red Dead Redemption. I am just incapable. It's impossible. My brain just cannot comprehend how it works.
How do you manage to feed yourself?
i always skip the cutscenes in games because i can't stand the trash writing in videogame, its just to fucking bad
blitzball
IIT: god tier ps2 games and hidden gems of this console.
>>343965352
I had that on gamecube. It was a ton of fun.
>>66194416
Midway had some great gems.
I'd kill for a sequel.
>>343965352
Jet pack simulator is highly underrated
Alright folks, let's just suppose for a second that I'm involved in making an online game that takes a lot of cues from games like the Jagged Alliance series.
Let's suppose that this entirely fictional game lets players choose whether to create their own PMC or function as freelancer mercs which can then choose to specialize as an array of things from being a medic to a JTAC, and then just have everyone play missions for money which lets you buy new and cooler weapons for you to fuck shit up with.
Now supposing this game was going to happen and you could pitch whatever features you wanted to these imaginary developers, what would they be? Keep in mind this is entirely hypothetical so the sky is the limit.
Guys, please. If I can't get any replies to this thread, I'll be forced to samefag to bump it back to the first page and OH SHIT look what you made me do!
>>343964624
give me ability to kill niggers and infidels
directional communication to simulate talking for normal communication, PRC-343s for close range communication, 148s for long range communication.
