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Why am i only decent at everything. Why can't i just go pro at one game. Am i destined to be like this my whole life?
Dota 4k mmr
League Plat
Starcraft 100-110 Apm
Quake Live Tier 3.
I hate my life. What do.
>>343942665
play one game from now on
>>343942665
Stop playing shitty esports games and play something for fun instead.
>>343942665
Play one game for 5,000 hours like an autist and you'll be amazing at it too.
>At E3, Kotaku spoke with Nintendo producer Risa Tabata about Paper Mario: Color Splash. When the topic of story came up and how much plot the game will feature compared to Sticker Star, she said:
>“This time we have–I don’t know if I want to say a proper story–but we have a story (laughs). It starts from kind of mysterious opening.. You’re not sure what is going on, and as you go through the story, you’ll realize, oh this is what happens. And there’s a lot of interesting stuff that happens with you and Huey.”
>>343954232
Fuck this, bring back the writers for TTYD
>>343954232
>Koopalings are bosses
>Bowser sticker in the first fucking level
It's not a mystery.
>>343955157
Calling it now, the final battle will have Bowser use the power of paint togrow big
APOLOGISE.
>>343942650
what the fuck is the logo even supposed to be?
>>343942650
is that logo supposed to be goatse?
>Goatse
Gentlemen, I called this meeting of the board to brainstorm a few ideas. How can we be a better company. The last meeting we read from the staff suggestion box at the R and D department which presented the idea for the non scientific members of staff have to partake in mental exercises, like I don't know...puzzles? all for the betterment of a productive workforce.
>>343942584
>All for the betterment of a productive workforce.
>productive workforce
>productive
Someone's going to have to explain that part to me. Since when were we really productive here at Umbrella HQ?
>>343943530
Since the Ashfords thought it would be a great idea to keep those with actual talent at their job at the lowest levels and promote the screw ups in an effort for damage control. So as you can clearly see the effects of that way of thinking. But they want us to be seen as doing something.
How about we go back to selling umbrellas?
This bio stuff is gonna get out of hand if you ask me.
would you say Bioshock has a fail state considering every death just puts you back to a vitachamber w/ no progress lost?
>>343942338
yes
dying is failing, it is a setback
>>343942338
>What is a checkpoint
Retard
>>343942680
the vitachambers don't reverse anything that you've done tho, just drops you a few feet back
You did Pre Order her game right?
>>343942243
not with that awful dub
>>343942243
GER is my first game.
What happened to Alisa?
Why is she not in the second game?
Preordered the EU version for physical on Vita.
>>343943359
She's in both. He probably just wanted an excuse to post Nana.
Alright I just reached the final area and realized that this game does not have a single memorable NPC, how on Earth did this happen? I thought maybe the Firekeeper would be cool, but she literally has like 4-5 lines of dialogue.
Honestly every single Dark Souls 2 NPC is better than what we got here. Not to shit on DS2 because I quite enjoyed it.
Also, there's literally NO DS2 lore in this game, not even a mention of Aldia or the Queens. Granted I'm yet to start the final fight, but so far it's been a little disappointing.
>>343941946
Sirris was a top tier qt, it's s shame she only shows up a few times
fuck off pcuck Ds2 is an abomination and just because it was the only game you could play for a few years means nothing
also
>sirris
>egyon
>Leonhard
>fuck even Swordmaster is remembered because of the NPC glitch
Fuck off nigger
There's Patches and Greirat but that's it
Is this game easily emulated on PCSX2 ?
>>343941787
Depends on your CPU speed.
That being said, the better question would be: why would you want to even play it in the first place? It's basically a fucking tedious offline MMO.
>>343941923
but /v/ keeps saying it's good
>>343942035
It is.
It's story is just star wars and you can make the game play itself if you are so inclined to not give a fuck about playing it.
I found it alot fucking better the 10. everything but gameplay wise. Simpley because X has the best gameplay but nothing else about it was worth a fuck.
Play the International Zodiac version.
There is a patch for english.
>"Hey man, you get the Fallout 4 season pass yet?"
>"No, I hated Fallout 4, doesn't hold a candle to New Vegas, 1, or 2."
>"I never played those games, they look boring. The season pass is about to go up to $50, hurry up and get it already fool!"
>"I stopped playing Fallout 4 after like level 40, the game is fucking boring."
>"Lol scrub, I'm already level 95"
How the fuck do normies play the same boring ass games over and over? There are people at my work making minimum wage who complain about how little they get paid, but are willing to give Bethesda $150+ to play their boring ass game.
>>343953839
>normies
Stopped reading there. Do expect anyone to take you seriously when you talk like some retard from /r9k/?
>>343954024
Sorry, is wagecucks a better term?
>>343953839
the illusion of value, I guess? I actually have no idea what that actually means
This is a Yoshi.
Hey, look, it's like if he was showing us his ass.
What a thing.
Haha.
John Freeman was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place
>>343941381
I can't give you my lisense OP :(
>>343941381
>mfw this story is over ten years old
>yfw"leave my son alone"
I apologize...
Your world was shit, your boss were mostly underwhelming and your animations were stiff.
But your fashion souls was godlike, your weapon variety was top tier and your pvp was fun.
Now we got R1 spamming that takes no stamina, dodges that takes no stamina, broken weapon FROM will never bother fixing (last patch did nothing), parrying has never been easier any shitterr can spam the parry randomly and riposte you to proceed to make the point down gesture acting like he is the hotshit.
Almost no new armors, no build creativity, boring bosses, dumb covonants, no fun allowed invasions and so on.
I apologize Dark Souls II
Animations were the best ones so far.I want this meme to die.
>>343941551
I want you to die.
>>343941721
stupid contrarian faggot
Yoshi lays eggs. Does that make him a female?
haha i hope not
>>343940634
No because it's a masculine egg.
>>343940634
Parthenogenesis. It's a species with only one gender. The default nomenclature is usually female, but that is largely because most animals don't get to tell humans what they want to be called.
UNIEL getting a PC release in 7 days.
Lets talk about how lovely Nanase is.
I might pick it up to have some fun. Haven't played the game since it came out on PS3 in Japan.
Most fun character is pic related. I usually hate shotos, but he's actually memorable.
>>343940272
They need to add another Metly Blood cameo.
What are games who successfully manage to merge gameplay and plot together?
pic related
>>343940113
how is that possible
>>343940239
By making the gameplay relevant to the game's thematics.
