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What are some utterly fucking retarded character designs in vidya?
>>321971715
You can find so many counters for that its hilarious
>>321971715
I have no idea about the game but yeah this is pretty stupid.
Where does his hand go?
Heres a few to start you guys off. In some cases I have only described a part of a videogame vaguely to make it more challenging.
>You play as the terrans, there are 2 alien races. After a forvard scout vessel got decimated you have to set up a forvard base in tau ceti system.
>An old gnome asks of you, with his dying breath, to find a boy and deliver a ring to him, the said gnome turns out to be a dwarf who shaved his beard and tried to hide.
>"christ its as hot as the devils rectum in here, when did we move to hell"
>a family finds a new house, there are Chaurus` in the basement who kill them
>Early access game that lets you pilot your own spaceship and earn money through trading, smuggling and finishing bounties. It is in top-down view
>>321970823
I dont know any of these.
>You start the game off with a legend, but play the rest of the game as some whiny faggot
>>321971409
Mgs:2
>the mc never asked for this
>>321970823
Second one is Arcanum, obviously.
Last one is Starsector.
>gaming mouse
>gaming keyboard
>gaming CHAIR
>Computer mouse
>Computer keyboard
>Computer CHAIR
>>321970062
I want to facefuck her sohard
>>321970792
Join the club, cunt.
>game 1
>game 2
>game 3
>game 4
>game V
>game 1
>game 2
>gam3
>g4me
>game IIIII
>game 1
>game 2
>game 2: Episode 1
>game 2: Episode 2
>>321968060
>implying it's not called game V as in vee.
ITT: We make a list of /v/'s top 100 favorite video games of all time
Pic is from the last time we did this, around 3 years ago.
>post a game (preferably one game per post)
>reply to games you want on the list with "approved"
>every game with 14 approvals or more will be a contender for the 100 list
>once we reach 150-200 games, I'll make a poll/thread to vote for your favorites from the list, leaving us with the final ranked 100 list
Games with 14 or more approvals: http://pastebin.com/8m1j4kBX
Posted games with less than 14 approvals: http://pastebin.com/ZeVD5vV7 (Feel free to repost or add approvals to any of these games)
Diablo II
>>321966589
approved
Metal Gear Solid
Just started getting into CIV. Why is Ghandi such a cunt?
Apparently it started out as a glitch and they ran with it in the series
it's a meme
Buffer overflow, lil nigga
get in fags
>>321964651
Failed to Connect
>>321964905
try now. it should be fixed
>>321965149
Still failed to connect
>Listen to giant bomb goty podcast today
>Entire staff talks up Quiet for best new character
>Then shits on her sexual look, Austin calls her design a fuck up
>Why do they have to act like a sexualized design is bad?
>It's not a "bad" design, it's one they simply don't enjoy
>That doesn't mean its bad
Giant Bomb are a bunch of incompetent fucks. They suck at every game they've ever touched and they have shitty opinions, nothing new with this.
the only problem is that idiots listen to or care what giantbomb says
Can you imagine how much of a let down the FF7 remake Episode 1 is going to be when it just ends after Jenova Life? No "ok that was a bit of a climax but now just insert disc 2..." but rather "lol now wait 3-4 years!" Can you even imagine Jenova Life as a suitable final boss for a 'complete' product?
Really, FF7's plot was not designed to be episodic. You need a rather large climax to make people feel that even Episode 1 was worth it, and while multipart games sometimes succeeded on that by doing the scenario with that in mind, this simply is not the case for FF7 as the scenario was planned as a self contained single game.
Multipart games are fucking garbage, just like most movie trilogies are.
I'd rather wait 5 more years and pay $100 than getting something designed around episodic shit.
>>321939928
Episodic bullshit honestly killed the hype for me. Just gonna wait until they release the GOTY collection or what the fuck ever they call it.
>>321939928
I'm just gonna hold my anger until I see how they actually cut it. But this did really kill the hype for me.
Chess shits all over kiddy low IQ MOBAs and RTS like Starcraft: Wings of Puberty.
Prove me wrong, you can't.
Chess is the game of kings, gook teens can never compete.
The positioning on black's side is pretty bad.
>>321975132
More moves in computer games than there are in chess, which is why you have to give them in game bonuses in tbs games and impossible apm in rts games.
>>321975132
this_is_bait.jpg
This creepy fucker is legit making me question my will to live. I actually feel like killing myself because of this fucking character. Everything about him just makes me despair, and want to die.
cool
kool
>>321973096
okay neat
Just picked up bayonetta, it's pretty fun.
Yay or nay /v/
what are you even asking?
The first one? Have fun with those QTE's lel.
Ya it´s pretty fun for me, too.
How bothered are you by censoring?
Severely annoyed but I bought it anyway since I know NoA is looking for any excuse they can find to not localise Monolith's games.
>>321968623
Not at all
>>321968623
I see a molehill, but a lot of people are trying to convince me that its a mountain.
![killing_floor_2_west_london_classic_fleshpound_by_sanpie-d8wgz7f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Cucl32.jpg "killing floor 2 west london classic fleshpound by sanpie-d8wgz7f[1]")
Congratulations, a Fleshpound is on his way right now to give you a prostate exam.
The only thing standing between you and the Fleshpound is the last video game character you played as.
Does he get you?
>>321967670
>Max level character in Jedi Academy
Should be fine.
>Sol Badguy
Let's rock.
>>321967670
>Geralt having just defeated O'dimm
>the most annoying party member is also the only healer
>only the main protagonist is ko'd
>game over
It's not like anyone could pin it on the Frizz if Janet did stay on Pluto.
>>321966782
Did the Frizz scare anyone else?
