What animal would you choose to be?
Me I'd choose to be a bull
An owl.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>70915703
Fuck nighttime. I'd be a fucking bald eagle.
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BLACK NIGGERS
Your new girlfriend just told you tonight is Kevin Costner movie night and it's your turn to spin the wheel... how fucked are you?
>>70915550
I have many questions about this scenario.
What kind of girl declares a Kevin Costner Movie Night?
Who owns a fucking Wheel of Costner to go with it?
Why am I dating this person?
Makes no sense, 0/0
>movie night
do americans really do this?
Hope it lands on Tin Cup.
/tv/ it's my birthday. What are some films about Wizards and/or virgins?
>>70915548
Like, Lord of the Rings or 40 yr Old Virgin? Real life wizards are tryhard attention faggots who don't really do anything exciting so there probably won't ever be a good movie, or any movie, made about them as there's nothing exciting about their hermit lifestyles. They just browse the Internet all day and think they get in hella rad fights with other losers then bitch about their hurt feelings on Twitter or Facebook where they're friends with their mom and a bunch of high school friends. Wizards are huge fans who should just fucking kill themselves and fuck off desu
>>70915548
The prestige
>>70915707
Wizards are huge fags*
Come on autocorrect I know you know that's my favorite word
Is this honestly one of the best movie endings in film history?
lol that hubcap
>>70915546
>*freeze frame*
>You're probably wondering how we got here
>>70915670
>It Ain't Me starts playing
Though to be honest, Thelma & Louise is pretty much /r9k/: the Movie, even if they are females
>hate their lives, filled with regrets
>frustrated, used by others
>couldn't ever get what they wanted or achieve their dreams, ended up settling
>commit suicide after reaching a certain point
Why was this so good?
Yes it might have been the best trology ever made, OP, certainly.HOWEVER
>>70915337
No blacks
>>70915337
It's shit.
Just watched this last night and enjoyed it. Looking for some more sci-fi type mindfuck movies.
Inception. Blew my mind
>>70915523
Nice b8.
Brazil is my favorite film of all time.
>>70915709
What bait? Inception is fine
HOOOOOOOWWWEVEEEEEEEEEEERRR
>>70890420
>>70890544
>Now what would three young Gryffindors, be doing inside, on a day like this?
>goes to school there
What are the essential history / medieval kino (no fantasy)?
There's braveheart, Henry V, and that's literally it. How come there are so few movies set in medieval europe?
>>70915173
Not sure, but I'd bet we won't be seeing any for quite some time. A film with a majority white male cast? Never gonna happen these days.
>>70915231
I'm just sad the genre was never explorer properly. Lord of the rings came and then we suddenly started getting these D tier shitty Hollywood fantasy flicks. A well done film about the black plague or crusades would be great, or maybe a trilogy set during the war of the roses.
Theres a few tv series though. I'm not too familiar but pillars of the earth was pretty good
I'm not gay but holy fuck look at this guy
The Rocketeer is a handsome man
always wondered why he wasn't considered Brad Pitt, George Clooney tier desu family
>>70915143
he was a fag, and why am I posting in this faggot thread? must be nothing good on the tv.
Awful Star Trek episodes stream this New Years Eve? Yay or nay?
Who do you think will play him in his inevitable biopic?
>>70915071
woot smif jr.
lil b
Larry Bird in blackface
Fuck you guys this wasn't that bad
You should be shoved in the garbage chute just for suggesting such a thing.
>>70914866
Fuck you it wasn't that bad.
>>70914808I liked it
>>70914785
By far
It's the only legitimately great one
that would be mortal kombat
>>70914785
I think you mean Resident Evil: Extinction. That was the best film in the franchise.
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>70914644
Iman Crossman
>>70914644
Iman Crossman
>Movie comes out in October
>Still no trailer
>Still no poster or stills
What is going on? I need some more leather clad Kate B. Hurry up Sony.
>>70914493
The last one was hot garbage.
>>70914493
is that even the same person? her face is different, more fat and round
Are they still making these shitty movies lol?
Is this movie trash or a masterpiece?
it's a confirmed pleb filter
very well shot and interesting techniques but there were a lot of clichés including most of the plot
DUDE DMT BREAKTHROUGH LMAO
