why do wizards not carry guns? If I had a sniper rifle I am pretty confident I could kill voldemort. I could just hide in a grassy knoll 300 yards away and blow his head off.
>this is what americans believe
>>70919572
This is the liberal gun control world
>accio bullet
TORETTO!
>>70919495
Someone post the brendan edit
O'CONNELL!
>>70919495
NARCD MY WHOLE FAMILY
reminder that this movie ruined women
>women revel in ambiguity
Who knew?
>>70919492
my sister couldn't finish it, and shes a pseud
>>70919492
how? never seen it or know about it.
WHO /HYPED HERE?
Who hyped here?
>>70919468
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA
>>70919468
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
EL JUSTO MI HERMANO
I've run out of good shows to watch and am going to try watching Preacher. What should I expect?
>>70919341
a shit show
good fun. nerfed compared to the comic book. each episode has some excitement so none of the vince gillian 3 episode backstory bullshit
>>70919341
>I've run out of good shows to watch
I doubt it.
Was Elf the best role of her career?
>>70919340
Nah she was in that one Brendan Fraser movie a while back.
>>70919349
Which one was that?
>>70919340
>best role of her career
So far. I haven't liked her in anything else yet. But that's just one man's opinion.
ITT: terrible CGI
>>70919363
ITT: terrible posts
LOTR is full of this shite.
>>70919512
Thats not CGI. Just looks weird due to contrast effect
>>70896274
WE POST TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS GETTING BTFO
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material after 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>>70899103
Azor Sansa
What did Ned mutter before he got his head chopped off?
That were too based for this word
>>70919287
Ehhhhhh
>>70919287
>cancelled after two seasons
I'm still mad
>>70920247
That and Burn Notice used to be my shows. Still haven't found anything to replace them.
Were they gay?
Yes
/thread
>>70919231
No. They were bros.
>>70919231
>>70919260
LONDON
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Pick only one:
>become the greatest actor
or
>become the greatest director/writer
Actor, too many great writers go unnoticed until it is long past their time.
neither
director/writer imo. More fun imo
for instance, Spielberg is a walking God .. can't really think of any actor that has the same effect. Maybe Marlon Brando before he passed away. Maybe Schwarzenegger but he was also an athlete. So yea I would go director/writer.
What did horror fans think of Freddy vs. Jason?
General classic horror movie discussion is allowed too.
Fuck the wolfman
>>70919110
What did the stoner with the sleep mess say again?
>>70919110
good
Why hasn't /tv/ funded its own movie through Kickstarter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
Jennifer Lawrence available?
>>70919078
A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).
Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.Directed by Guillermo del Toro.
>>70919059
Why did you pay $243 to watch 5cm per Second again?
Gone Girl... just wow. It finally shows what women actually are underneath, complete fucking psychopaths. Bravo Fincher. Bravo indeed.
>Gillian Flynn (screenplay), Gillian Flynn (novel)
Thank her
>>70919045
>whoever wrote this
>Fincher
>OP doesn't know the author of the novel is a woman writing out the fantasy of how she would fuck a man over if he steps out of line.
Will agree that the movie adaptation is spot on though, brilliantly shot and a great performance from all involved.
One of the finest Affleck-kino
Name an actor whose career took a steeper dive than his.
>>70919007
every actor that was in one thing then vanished off the face of the earth
Omar Mateen.
