why is this kid such a beta cunt?
why are you
>>70917330
i begrundingly see your point
He's basically you if you were put in such a situation.
You've just been appointed the head of Sony studios.
As we all know this studio is an absolutely shambolic mess that continues to make mistakes and is a joke studio, but now, you're in charge.
You've got to turn around the fortunes of the studio in 24 months otherwise you lose your job.
You've got $1.7 billion to spend on production and obtaining rights over the 24 month period. You need to deliver:
>2 successful IPs with potential for at least two sequels
>1 successful IP with strong franchise potential
>1 billion dollar grossing film
>2 television series with potential for at least 4 subsequent seasons
>2 prestige films that win Oscars
>1 horror film that offers a huge R.O.I.
>1 successful animated children's film with franchise potential
>3 more films with respectable R.O.I
Hiring of talent has to be relative to their going rate.
Go!
I'd spend the $1.7 billion on the greatest story never told - a metal space opera based on Ziltoid the Omniscient.
Come at me. With coffee, preferably.
Go home Mr. Sony Exec. We're not doing your job for you.
Here's a quick tip though, have your producers and execs stop meddling in the creative process of the people that actually make the movies.
>>70917405
This sounds like the sort of shit Sony is already planning, that's not gonna turn around Sony's fortunes.
Hey /tv/ never posted on here before.
Just watched this movie. I thought it was really good. Not as good as the Incredible but I am also older now so animated films are not as good as when I saw Toystory or whatever.
During this movie I felt there was a strange adult level of sexual tension between the bunny and the fox. Did anyone else think this or am I just a weirdo?
I am not a furry or anything, but I felt the fox and the bunny were sort of like a dysfunctional couple. It actually brought me back to my high-school dating days!
Specifically this scene seemed very flirtatious. I have skipped the beginning of the scene to not put any spoilers in!
https://youtu.be/RR7galoyBXU?t=24s
Did anyone else think this?
>>70917270
The Incredibles sorry my phone auto-corrected.
>I'm just a dumb bunny, but we can multiply
You are not the first person to notice this and the flirty and Double entendre were all over the place.
>>70917378
Didn't even notice that one! I noticed the population booming and the family of like 200 kids though. Pretty funny I thought!
Also pretty funny is Gideon is like a religious guy in his later life and he is named after the bibles. Gideons Bible is distributed widely in America for anyone that doesn't know. I am not sure that exists in every country.
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Whats with the matrix sequels are bad meme?
They're not as amazing as the first one but they're still pretty damn good
all fights are simply waiting for neo to show up and end them or to see how long till neo runs away. No stakes, even the characters seem to recognize them all as arduous arbitrary delays.
goes to literal magic in the third one rather than establishing zion and the "real world" as just another layer of the matrix.
>>70917303
Outside of Smith, there are no stakes and there shouldn't be because he's the One. That's kinda the point. Smith is only that powerful due to Neo anyways.
>just another layer of the matrix
This adds nothing of value other than pandering to those 'mindfuckfags' who think a twist ending is a sign of a good movie. Doing that would devalue the life affirming message of the trilogy.
>>70917359
>This adds nothing of value
it would establish all the merolvingian, keymaker, seraph, oracle, etc crap as the machines playing a sort of shell game with humanity, keeping them jumping for freedom in a controllable loop that, ultimately, doesn't result in having to harm any of them. Ever.
If its all a dream-state like experience and its just as easy for the machines to drop a person from an interrogation room back into his bed, thinking the giant mechanical insectoid that opened up his belly-button and crawled into his abdomen was a dream as it is for people on the "outside" to jump in and out of the matrix, then "death" can simply have people wake up, as if from a dream, and go on with their lives.
As the entire concept of the machines was control. And the idea they'd ever willingly negotiate (or even free) humans from their control was contradictory to the entire franchise.
Lick this.
>>70917180
What did he mean by this?No really, what the fuck was this about?
>>70917228
He stuck it up his butthole
>>70917240
Yeah I know that, but why?
How come there has never been a decent video game adaptation?
Are they just a lower art forms?
No good director has ever taken a video game movie.
>>70917070
eh not really comics have produced less worth even though they've been around forever.
No one older than 13 takes videogames seriously.
ITT: Shows that have more than one season.
And are there any shows who's pilot episode was so poorly received that the rest were cancelled?
the norm show (I forget the name) that had a pilot with a cold open parodying Bud Dwyer got spiked
>>70917060
I really enjoy Mr. Pickles and don't get all the negative reviews. Yeah its not deep, but its pretty fun and silly
>>70917060
>>70917956
This is the most awful, stupid, low brow, and visually disgusting mess of a show I have ever seen and it had three seasons
>it's a neighbors from hell episode
the eternal GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90
>It's a Dole Army episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxVk5L_J-BQ
Remember when Today Tonight & A Current Affair actually dealt with important issues in an intelligent and unbiased manner?
Ha ha, of course you don't. That's because it was 30 years ago.
Hey /tv/, I plan to kill myself next week.
Who's that guy I always see in documentary threads with the black framed glasses? I know there was one for autism.
Thanks.
>>70916937
How are you planning on going?
>>70916937
#woh
#woah
Nvm, found it
louis theroux
anyone know where I can find a stream for said autism review?
I work at a movie theater. Ask me any questions you have about it.
do americans really poop on their sits?
Did you have no other alternatives? Why didn't you try harder in highschool?
do you judge single people
>Alfred knows the entire life story of BANE
Jesus Chris Nolan is a fucking hack
Bane was the size of a tangerine
>>70916810
bane WAS the tangerine
Why didn't he continue to hunt tangerines when he got out of the underground jail?
>I should have spent more time arguing with adolescent boys and autistic man-children on a shitty image-based bulletin board.
>>70916773
Fuck off and let me waste my life in peace you asshole.
>>70916773
>I should have spent more time forcing shit memes on a Cantonese tapestry painting board
>>70916773
Nah, it will be more like this.
>I should have become a cute trans girl when I had the chance
But I doubt I will get that older without killing myself.
>>70893755
Who /house doomhammer/ here?
First for me
3rd for my dick
He's on his way lads
>its another Dannyboytbh forces a spic redditor meme thread
>>70916611
Nice of them to use an old photo
JUST
>hes forcing the dannyboytbh meme
Use this
http://talkobamato.me/
to have Obama read /tv/ related lines.
ie: http://talkobamato.me/
>>70916560
sorry i meant
ie: http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=9b82a88a2b44704aefff20773748bec1
>>70916560
this site is amazing
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=238047716da3f048d24c746ae2fee603
you need to be clever with the spelling of certain words. sometimes you need to break them down into simpler words or phonetic sounds
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