>If you TRULY loved Lily Potter, you’ll dedicate the rest of your life to forgetting that she literally rejected you and submit yourself to a lifetime of being cucked by protecting her husband’s son from literally the most dangerous wizard of all-time
What did Dumbledore mean by this??
>>70908744
It was just a prank, but Snape did it, the absolute madman.
why the fuck would anyone make these
why the fuck would anyone buy these
how the fuck did these faggots make money of literal shit
Rowling you fucking hack
what was his fuckin problem?
>"you're flesh and blood!"
She's on a very fixed income
>It's the jaacket!
Anyone else think that BBC interviewer was right to walk out?
>Muh bratty shitty director who only got where he is due to nepotism
>gives canned answers
>refuses to acknowledge the movies dirt poor critical and audience reception
>ignores all the questions and gives bullshit replies
>fuck this I'm out. 'Omg why u mad tho?'
Internet proceeds to suck memewie's son even harder 'I wasn't planning to see it but after how he conducted himself I will definitely be seeing it now'
You idiots fell hook line and sinker for a blatant shill interview getting called out for being a douche. Normal and healthy reply would be 'what's shill'. In the reddit age the reply is 'we must give Duncan jones more money'
Even Moon isn't very good 2bh. Sort of movie that only looks impressive to millennials with zero sci-fi education.
>>70908522
>autistic interviewer spergs out and walks off
>BUT WHY ARENT U SUPPORTING HIM HES AUTISTIC LIKE US
We get it OP. You thought the movie was shit, and it probably is shit, but nobody here cares about your asspain.
>dude all men are le sexist ignorant pigs
>dude stronk womyn putting misogynistic in their places xD
This show is fucking trash.
It's made by a jew. I watched every episode because I check all jew media for propaganda content, and there was plenty of that.
>that MLK episode
GUB GOY
GUB GOY
HEEHHEHEH GUB GOY
>>70908484
I don't see it.
It's a fucking feminism circlejerk. Even the fucking blu-ray has an entire special feature dedicated to feminism. Can't believe /tv/ endorses this garbage.
Let's see. That's $47.89 for the extra small popcorn, $71.22 for the medium soft drink, $25.41 for a ticket to Finding Dory, and $5.00 for an extra refill. Would you also like to purchase any Finding Dory t-shirts, sunglasses, or sandals before the movie starts?
I'd like to preorder a couple of bathroom tokens just in case.
How much for the tip? 30%? 50%?
Where's my anvil? How the fuck am I supposed to crack my crab legs?
Is he gay?
Put it this way, he ain't straight.
What?... NO WAY!
>>70908313
Bi?!!
Is everyone ready for the next wav of cyberpunk kino?
I don't think anime-watchers have the level of sophistication required to appreciate it, but one can always hope.
Based on the leaks aesthetically its going to be great
whether it touches on the juvenile and sophomoric depth of the cartoon movie is another question(which doesn't really matter since you can just read neuromancer instead)
>>70908257
Wow, you're such a intellectual when it comes to books about robots shooting guns.
>>70908201
>tfw we are going to see a live action version of that market chase
What was your favorite Comedy Central Presents when you were in high school?
I liked Mike Birbiglebug
Demetrie Martin.
>>70908153
He turned into a huge fag that got cucked by a drunk driver.
Stephen Lynch was a good one and I still prefer his song to be "Special Fred". Frank Caliendo was great, I wonder if he still does shit. The only time Nick Swardson was funny was on CCP. Brian Posehn had a good joke about calling Star Wars "Star Trek" and pissing off nerds, "getting the thing they've wasted their life on wrong"
Remember that Mitch Hedberg one that lasted 45 minutes?
ITT: your top 10 directors, let's see how patrician you are and if you actually deserve /film/. Keep shitposting to a minimum
From 1 to 10:
>Tarkovsky
>Dreyer
>Bergman
>Bunuel
>Lean
>Ophüls
>Bresson
>Wilder
>Ford
>Ozu
Try to do better
>HAHAHA GOOD LUCK
>>70908016
Where do I start with Ophuls? I've never seen any of his films.
>>70908326
Always chronologically, no exceptions
>>70908539
What are your favorite Ophuls movies?
Do We know if there's any Good Torrent out yet? like good quality? Ive seen that there are a few but ive been waiting for a good copy. don't want to watch if its to blurry. anybody know if there is?
>>70907970
Support the movie by buying it when it comes out pleb
>>70908003
Im sure That its supported enough with its 800 million plus. people already spent watching it in theaters
>>70908229
You are pleb right? Movie contains lots of features and the extended cut for people to buy
>sadly no commentary
Good job, Americans, you guys are really killing those gooks
HOWEVER
What a waste of quads
>>70907777
>Make a Vietnam thread
>It ain't Quads starts playing
>>70907777
>it ain't me starts playing
I'm on S02E05
what the fuck is this guy's problem?
nigger
>>70907657
Finish the fucking season, fuckface.
"What if nobodies home?"
"Then you come over to my house"
I fucking love this show
river phoenix facts
his real lastname was bottom
>>70907477
fag
>>70907477
Nice dubs grandma
Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
obviously jlaw
>>70907386
ScarJo
Who else?
Has anyone ever been as happy as the face she is trying to portray?
>>70907347
>gets raped by a pack of niggers
>ends up dating a nigger later
women, when will they learn?
you can't win against the cock
the cock is supreme and all-powerful
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