hello? anyone?help?
Fuck off gook
>>62772915
You dumbshit that's a machete, not a walkie talkie.
>tfw glens been trying to use his gun as a walkie for 4 episodes
>>62772915
Its feeling a little slow and stale.
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Why do the Jews at the Oscars hate Leo?
He has been releasing hit after hit for over a decade straight. THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
something happened behind the Hollywood scenes over the years
I bet they wanted to destroy his career but let him act but on the condition that he'd never receive an Oscar no matter how good he was
>>62772850
He's gonna fucking kill himself when Revenant doesn't get him shit.
Maybe he just is second best actor.
Star Wars=Dune
>Princess Leia
>Princess Alia (pronounced a-leia)
>Villain turns out to be hero's father
>Villain turns out to be hero's grandfather
>Tatooine a desert planet
>Arrakis (Dune) a desert planet
>Sandcrawler - Vehicle piloted by Jawas, "left over from a forgotten mining era long ago"
>Sandcrawler - Vehicle piloted by Arrakins, used to mine for spice
>Moisture Farmers (like Uncle Owen)
>Dew Collectors: "...used by Fremen to line concave planting depressions where they provide a small but reliable source of water"
>Spice Mines of Kessel (mentioned in passing)
>Spice is the most valued commodity in the universe, mined from Dune
>Jedi Mind Trick - Jedi ability which controls the actions of others
>The Voice - Bene Gesserit ability which controls the actions of others
>Jedi Bendu, the Jedi training technique which gives them excellent internal control as well as supernatural prowess in combat
>Prana Bindu, the Bene Gesserit training technique which gives them excellent internal control as well as supernatural prowess in combat2
>Vision of Obi-Wan appears to Luke on Hoth, while he's seemingly dying
>Vision of Pardot Kynes appears to Liet-Kynes in the desert, while he's dying
>The Trade Federation has a monopoly on shipping in space
>The Spacing Guild has a monopoly on shipping and transportation in space
>Luke practices his lightsaber technique against an automated training remote
>Alia practices her sword technique against an automated training dummy
>Millennium Falcon barely escapes from the jaws of giant, sightless space slug before it falls back into the asteroid.
>The Duke's ornithopter barely escapes from the jaws of a giant, sightless sandworm before it falls back into the dunes.
>Luke spies on the Sandpeople using electrobinoculars
>Paul spies on the Fremen using electric binoculars
>>62772779
>>Sandcrawler - Vehicle piloted by Jawas, "left over from a forgotten mining era long ago"
>>Sandcrawler - Vehicle piloted by Arrakins, used to mine for spice
Star Wars is Dune in the future!
I hope you find a job soon.
George Lucas is a disgusting hack
I'll start.
>>62772612
Sam Worthington
inb4 just
Jude Law
Why does everyone jizz their pants over this show? It's pretty decent but I don't understand the "BEST SHOW EVER" hype that people throw out there.
Convince me that this really is the best show out there, cause I'm not seeing it.
Hard mode: without using the phrases "social commentary" or "intricate plot"
Extreme mode: No "u jus don ged it" arguments
You just don't get it, redditor.
Hipster whites use the show to virtue-signal that they're down with blacks.
>>62772578
culture tourism.
white people love to watch poor blacks sell drugs and commit crime. it's why everyone hates the 2nd season initially.
Are Essay films Documentaries?
Can a Documentary be considered art, even if the primary purpose is to inform?
>>62772576
no
no
>the primary purpose is to inform
absolutely wrong, teenager detected
Docu don't try to inform anymore. They all have an agenda. It's sad, really. It's like a homeless guy going in a soup kitchen for a meal and getting lectured about Jebus the whole time.
>>62772613
Then they try to inform people of their agenda then
Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. WHEN I LEFT YOU, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a master of evil, DARTH.
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Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me. (probably tried to explian this whit that younglins bullshit scene)
>>62772546
Yoda was the Grand Dragon though, so technically he did instruct everyone.
Yes, OP. Film does better than expected, causing producers to expand the universe in a half assed manner. See: Matrix franchise.
>>62772546
Doesn't Yoda instruct all younglings until they become teenagers and become someone's padawan?
how did this fat bald whiny manlet shit get so much sex? He's like a 3/10 and he fucked the hottest babes all the time, how'd he do it?
money and social skills you fucking autist
Mostly because he actually tried. His personality meant he didn't keep girlfriends who would get sick of him, but just asking for dates works more often than you'd think it does.
Confidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxxsVi3aWU&ab_channel=Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE GET HYPE
>>62772514
kill yourself senpai
>>62772514
can he not afford a better camera?
or microphone?
or anything?
Gay as fug
I just rewatched the first two episodes of S1 and I gotta say, the show was much better back then than it's right now. Poo flavor, pizza delivery, interviews with the turtle and the 8yo, Santa Clause, the goat-saving pig and stand up to the big guys have all been funnier than anything this season.
is he one of us
why does it look like he's jerking those two guys off?
>>62772500
Nathan pls
ITT: Sequels that are better than the originals
Bad Boys II
Empire Strikes Back
contrarian redditor teenagers will disagree with this
>>62772496
I agree with this. Anyone that prefers the first Mortal Kombat to Annihilation is a complete pleb.
>>62772512
I agree with this too.
Just finished ep 2 of Ash.
What kind of cross should they have used for a jewish grave?
I tried googling this like 1000 times but only thing that comes up is how much jews hate the cross.
I've heard the show's quality drops like a lung after the first episode because of Raimi's departure, is this true? It's the only thing stopping me from bothering with this.
>>62772426
Nah, 2 was just as good, 3 was a slight step down.
>>62772426
not true at all
E3 wasn't as good but it was mostly just trying to move the story.
Who should play him in the 4chan movie?
Jesse Eisenberg
Sigourney Weaver
Adam Sandler
oh look, its the 6 main characters from each film who verbally progressed the plot in each
>>62772308
>verbally progressed the plot
The word you're looking for is "exposition."
i know that guy in the white helmet
that's the guy
from star wars
>>62772308
>Darth Maul
>Verbal
Not one of the three things he says is important.
How many T800 infiltration units would need to be deployed to destroy ISIS?
>>62772149
2015
>>62772149
Just send a T1000 transformed into a goat.
>>62772177
He said destroy, not semen collection
