Who should play him in the 4chan movie?
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Who should play him in the 4chan movie?
Jesse Eisenberg
Sigourney Weaver
Adam Sandler
Some limp waisted Jewy guy that lets his girl be pounded by others.
In the unavoidable biographical picture?
>>62772353
You know it will be this. Acting talent isn't a factor with biopics, only physical resemblance.
I miss moot, he was a million times better than that jap faggot
a 15 year old jewish kid
they could have made this really hilarious
imagine some teenage nerd getting called into an FBI interrogation and told all kinds of shit going down on his website that he has to answer for and his mom picking him up after he promises to connect his servers to FBI HQ
>>62772318
John Boyega.
>>62772408
wasn't japanmoot supposed to visit /tv/ yesterday and do something about it, like adding /film/ or /cel/?
hiroshimoot > moot
Michael Cera
there's honestly no actor available that can look this handsome
>>62772475
go to bed, hiroshima nagasaki
>>62772543
Top tier chin.
>>62772590
too bad the chin didnt get him a gf
>>62772318
Rocco siffredi
louis ck
>>62772543
>>62772628
How the fuck do you get friendzoned with this potential? Moot is the biggest kek the world has seen.
>>62772761
beta is in your genes
>>62772761
His autobiography should be the Lord of the Keks
Will the film chronicle moot's personal struggle for transgender right?
>>62772414
This. Its 2015 people get with the times!
if there's a man id go gay for it would certainly be moot
>>62772761
is he a manlet?
>>62772851
>all that hoverhand
>"don't touch me, you filthy plebs"
>>62772851
>overhand
>tip toes
I hope he is doing it on purpose
>>62772414
>>62772847
HOL UP HOL UP
>creates 4chan
SO YOU SAYIN'
>shitposts for five years or so
YOU TELLIN' ME
>shitposts LOUDLY for another five or so
DAT I'M SUM SORT OF
>retires
SOME SORT OF MEMEMAN?
low test
John maybe?
guy pearce
Moot is an asswipe. he was cool as a teen and then became a loser. hiro is better
>>62773032
>he was cool as a teen and then became a loser.
it was the opposite
not sure if sad or hilarious
>>62773567
This is what happens when you play mister sensitive and don't just give her the D.
>>62773068
who knew that jawline was hiding underneath all that fat
>>62772318
Anita Sarkeesian
>>62772318
>Seth Rogan
Only he can channel despair of being a kek
>>62772800
Who is that with Mootles?
>>62772318
literally who
>>62773806
his bull
nah, its just Redwood
>>62773696
i recognize snacks but who's the pockethands?
>>62773650
WHO IS TAKING LE PICTURE
>>62773567
keked so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
>>62772800
Inspector Redwood doing his signature move.
Post rare moots
>>62773845
What's a bull?
>>62773567
damn, ouch. feel bad for moot.
Jessie Eisenberg or any young Jew can play Christopher "I'm up all night to get kekold" Poole
>>62773971
How new are you?
Bernie Sanders
Okay, movie is called Anonymous and it will have a peter pan motif throughout. 4chan is the Never Land where the Lost Manchildren never grow up. The film will start with the kidnapping of a camwhore while streaming, she was idolizes by /b/ similarly to boxxy. It will turn out the neckbeard has her chained down in his basement as his waifu(parallel of Hook and Wendy's relationship). Moot will wear a lacoste shirt and will sell him out to FBI. Throughout the movie an anon named Peter will be trying to find Neckbeard by leading the Lost Manchildren to leave their house(fly).
Final showdown between all three will be at some protest all while Fawkes mask wearing teenagers sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BImwyyCm6j8
>>62773567
How did he even get keked so bad? He was the head of 4chan, he should know better.
A backstabbing faggot
>>62772318
Mark Kuckerberg
it's going to be nat wolff.
>>62773567
Why are women so evil? "ferry prince" "carries luggage," is single". She's mocking him. Fucking bitch
>>62773806
>capitalizing moot
Nice try reddit.
>>62774229
women are unconsciously cruel, they'll deny it til the very end, but they don't realize just how easily they get away with everything.
>>62773567
top kike
>>62772318
kstew
>>62772318
I don't care as long as it is written and directed by the same guy that made Smiley.
some ugly faggot since we can't even talk about actresses on a /tv/ board
>>62773885
phone was
>>62772318
Obviously Jesse Eisenberg.
>>62772318
Eisenberg
>>62772318
Eddie Redmayne
>>62772920
My girlfriend can squat way more than that. Fucking faggot.
>>62773951
>i thought we were going out tonight
>oh. tyrone, jamal, and darnell are coming over?
>can i watch?
>ok...i'll go out to my shed
>>62773567
>MFW I was in that thread
If his biopic was made 5 years ago it would have been Michael Cera
