>Grow up in poverty
>Raised by sick grandmother with no mother or father
>Get told constantly by your own principal that you're worthless and stupid
>Have legit murderer genes in you
>everyone treats you like dirt
Biff dindu nuffin wrong.
>>62778000
Have to agree desu
I guess I do feel kind of bad for him.
Shit. I had a great life and I was still I violent bully. He really dindu nuffin.
>>62778123
you were probably just a bully because of your micro cock desu senpai
why is the cast so good too?
>>62777995
Hemsworth and Theron were the only good characters in that movie famalam.
>pic unrelated
>>62778053
They were, but even then do we really need to see a whole movie about the Huntsman? He was good in Snow White but nothing amazing.
Guys,
Are there any really scary movies? like seriously scary. Everything i find is people saying shit like " yo, jaws was pretty scary". come fucking on.
Give me actually one scary movie
If you're an adult and you get legitimately scared by movies then lol@u.
Only children are actually scared by movies. Some films I might find a little creepy or with a few moments that make me jump, but that's it.
A great horror movie isn't one that scares you, it's one that mesmerizes you and makes you want to see what happens next.
>>62778231
this, and The Cell
>hurr Star Wars episode VII is the biggest shilling campaign ever fuck Disney durrrr
Star Wars has been about shilling products since Empire came out.
>hurr posted from my phone
Kill yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtS7m10ps1E
>Zombie Apocalypse
>everybody wears short sleeves
why?
>>62777827
Because in their universe everyone has an extra chromosome.
Because it's hot and zombies are only a threat if you're an absolute spastic.
Humans are the biggest threat and trying to engage in a gunfight wearing tons of bite-resistant clothing would be a bitch.
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>J.J. Abrams talks about the scope of Starkiller Base:
It is very much — and it’s acknowledged as such in the movie — apparently another Death Star. But what it’s capable of, how it works, and what the threat is, is far greater than what the Death Star could have done. Starkiller Base is another step forward, technologically speaking, in terms of power.
He means he's a hack
>>62777746
It's physically larger
It destroys solar systems (which is pretty fucking stupid if you ask me)
it's official guys.... felicia day is going to be a mad in the new/forthcoming continuation/recasting of MST3K.
seriously when the kickstarter was first announced an anon here on /tv/ responded to someone saying "oh no please don't let felicia day be the new mad" by pointing out that she tweeted about her contributing to the kickstarter in the first hour it was up, and then they dug up a picture of felicia with joel hodgson on some red carpet and said "i wouldn't be too surprised if it happened!"
>anon knew. anon totally knew and was trying to warn us.
Jonah Ray is confirmed as the new host and i think they've got new voices for at least crow all setup, with felicia being the new mad. they're talking about it on the MST3K leddit subforum but i'm not going to link to that cuz i have a soul.
so yeah, who here is excited and stoked for the MST3K reboot/continuation now that we know "one of us" has made it into the cast in the form of /tv/'s favorite LOL SUCH A NERD xDDD chick? does jonah ray as host worry anyone?
here's a scan of the Entertainment Weekly article with the info about Felicia Day and Jonah Ray and stuff...
and the leddit thread about all this is @ [LEDDIT] /r/MST3K/comments/3sqrqx/entertainment_weekly_magazine_article_reveals/
sorry that i didnt make the EW picture the OP picture, i dun goof'd there.
>>62777743
I'm glad I didn't give them any money. I knew they would cast it retardedly. Why would they want an aging camel to represent the brand anyway. She's a fucking has-been.
APES
>>62777542
>inb4 some idiot says they could take an ape in a fight
happens every time.
i could take an ape in a fight
>>62777542
They're very muscular. I'm sure they'd be welcome in Sweden and Germany.
Why doesn't this nigga get more work?
because he's not a nigger
I assume he's busy doing old lizard man things
>>62777484
>my dumbass doesn't know about the ID4 sequel
How pumped are you, /tv/?
"
“It’s a superhero a-go-go!”
That’s how executive producer Andrew Kreisberg describes the December 1 and 2 crossover episodes of his CW shows, The Flash and Arrow. Bringing together Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell), Barry Allen (Grant Gustin) and their teams, as well as villainous Vandal Savage (Casper Crump) and winged warriors Hawkman (Falk Hentschel) and Hawkgirl (Ciara Reneé) of the upcoming spin-off, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, the outings may feature the most DC Comics characters assembled on screen since Smallville's Justice Society event, and Kreisberg can’t wait for fans to see this blended posse in action. “It’s insane to have them all together.”"
http://www.tvinsider.com/article/53427/this-years-flash-arrow-crossover-is-gonna-be-a-jaw-dropper/
>>62777347
Way more interested in just Flash's ongoing story than anything.
>>62777347
Moar like a JEW Dropper
amirite?
Is there going to be magic in the spin-off or will they try to explain it with science like metahumans?
What's worse: Walking Dead or Homeland?
>>62777346
Both are shit, faggot.
>>62777346
Walking Dead by a mile. Homeland is the shit.
>>62777346
At least TWD has some traction left. Homeland should've been a miniseries.
What have you been watching?
>>62777259
>tfw you start a movie in the morning pause it midway and you still have it minimalised on the taskbar by the end of the day
I've been watching movies
What is your god honest opinion of Kevin Spacey?
Is he a good actor or just eye candy?
I'm afraid he's just another pretty face like that Schumer girl
I'd go gay for him.
Also I liked Kpax
I liked him in CoD AW
>Daenerys Targaryen flanderized into Khaleesi Mary Sue
>Stannis "Notoriously Infertile" Baratheon burns his only child and heir.
>Joffrey is a sadistic serial killer instead of a misguided child.
>Meryn Trant now fucks kids because we needed something to justify his retarded death.
>Genius Mastermind Littlefinger hands over Sansa to Boltons for no logical reason.
>Robb Stark has complexity removed and "falling in love" with random nothing woman for no reason.
>Asha develops teleportation so she can go to the Dreadfort.
>Ros existed just to be killed by Joffrey.
>Innumerable nonsense character deaths because Jew writers want to spend less shekels on actors (Pypar, Grenn, Meryn Trant, Myrcella, Barristan, Shireen, Jojen, Mance Rayder, Hizdahr, Karl Tanner, etc.)
>No Aegon, no Stoneheart, no Arriane, no Victarion, no Euron, no Strong Belwas, no Donal Noye, etc.
>Pointless plot lines that go nowhere.
Who even likes this show anymore?
>>62777160
she looks hot in that pic desu what season is it from senpaitachi?
there's not much else to watch in April especially now that Mad men is over
http://watchersonthewall.com/exclusive-new-game-of-thrones-season-6-spoiler-report-from-winterfell/
Summary:
A scene is being filmed this week on the Winterfell set featuring Jon Snow, Sansa, Littlefinger, and Ramsay.
A giant then tries to force its way into Winterfell, and those inside have to fight it off.
discuss
Apollo's son, did I ever tell you about the time I watched your father get murdered by a genetically engineered Russian superman, then trained with a sassy robot to avenge his death and end the Cold War? He was a good friend.
>>62777112
Top KEK
This.
As soon as they mentioned Apollo dying in the ring in the trailer, I remembered that he died fighting a borderline cyborg while wearing an Uncle Sam with James Brown singing in the background on live television.
It's hilarious.
Rocky > Rocky 2 >>> Rocky 3 > piss > Rocky Balboa > shit > Rocky 4 > muslimshit > Rocky 5
