Guys I want to watch some detectivecore.
What are the essential detective films? Doesn't have to be noir, just detective shit. Any kind of crime so long as the protag is a fucking detective.
Pic related, a fucking detective.
LA Confidential
>>62772087
True Detective
The Wire
Heat
Prisoners
Zodiac
Gone baby Gone
That's all i could come up with right now.
>>62772167
good list
Memories of Murder
The Chaser
What went wrong?
>>62772032
They had material for two movies then suddenly told to make a third one on a limited time schedule.
>>62772032
Goblin town tbqh
yeah, too much additional fluff from Silmarillion.
Too dependent on CGI (remember that sad pic of Sir Ian with his head in his hands in a green room)
The fact that tonally the book is very different from the epic fantasy of the LOTR series.
Too dependent on franchise shit. Characters for their own sake rather than story purposes. Fucking Billy Conolly and fucking Stephen Fry.
Why was the wolfman In star wars?
What if a galaxy far far away... is hollywood?
Didn't they replace this guy and a few other aliens in the special edition?
this guy really spooked me as a kid
ITT: Remakes that are better than the original
>>62771909
>>62771916
Fuck both of you, the remakes were garbage
>last man on earth
>he's not the last man on earth
what gives?
who watches this crap.
>>62771868
>question
>period
>>62771805
>episode of this comes on
>hmmm seems interesting
>there are at least two other people there appearantly
>they are not even hallucinations
Turned me off the show. Dropped. Means its just like every other show.
ITT: Scenes women will never understand
>>62771715
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LRVhtVCfzo8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JXrP8yv8o
What do you think he meant by this?
>>62771699
el dubbo farto
>>62771699
wood.
U
>Has no one backing him up, yet still gets treated like he's a leader of something (which he isn't)
>People trust him despite being an obvious shit eating liar
>Fucks a female prison guard and has a woman fall in love with him despite him KILLING HER HUSBAND (Peter Marie even talks to Gloria like it's a romance novel. "HE'S DANGEROUS")
>Is never raped
>Didn't die
>WAH MUH DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
>WAH MUH BROTHER I'LL PROTECT YOU CYRIL
What a Mary Sue of the worst kind
Agreed.
His immunity from all the shit Beecher had to deal with, not having any allies, never made any fucking sense.
If anything Keller seemed far more threatening.
>Has no one backing him up, yet still gets treated like he's a leader of something (which he isn't)
some of the guards were his friends
>>62771752
Keller was the right kind of lying sociopath you could believe made him a threat/leader type
>Implying two men can actually fall in love
POZ MY NEG HOLE FAMM
Gays were pretty desperate to make you think they're like normal heterosexual couples.
>>62771529
I haven't thought of Brokeback Mountain once since it came out. Why were you?
>>62771529
I'm not gay but my one weekend with a dude was pretty fucking fun.
I reckon a yearly fling with a guy could lead to awesome sex once you are comfortable with it.
Man he gave me the best vlowjob I ever had, lord knows what else he could have taught me.
>>62771529
ayy enjoy your lifetime of cvcking, child support, and alimony payments, straightfriend
What's his catchphrase?
bazooka
>>62771525
/tv/ is running out of ideas for original threads.
Bat, miss ya!
Do people actually get paid for doing these posters?...
>>62771436
Everything is getting outsourced to India now, so they're getting paid in curry.
>>62771436
Yeah, but not much
>>62771436
>dat Beretta
Is 80s Eddie Murphy the best black actor of all time?
>>62771394
We all know who's the best black actor of all time
>>62771425
I've got to agree with this. Morgan Freeman's good too, despite the memes and every Reddit fag thinking he's the bestest.
blactor
what went wrong?
A lot.
>>62771367
I mean come on it's 2015, you and your shit bait belong in the >>>/trash
>>62771367
>no homosexual bart relationship
it's literally 2015 RIGHT NOW
what NON capeshit/starwars/startrek/warcraft movie are you most looking forward to most in 2016?
http://strawpoll.me/5979686
What capeshit/starwars/startrek/warcraft movie are you most looking forward to in 2016?
http://strawpoll.me/5979726
>>62771323
>other- The Modern Ocean
Carruth coming for that Oscar.
>>62771323
>New King Arthur movie coming out
>Ok I'll give this a shot
>Find it on imdb
>Black guy in the cast
>mfw
Dropped that one pretty quick.
That 'Risen' movie or whatever, about this Roman detective tasked with finding Christ's body, and it becomes something like a skeptics pilgrimage through the original Christian faith. Seems cool. He guys all like 'What is this, some type of MIRACLE?'.
Not a fan of how Pontius Pilates is made to look wholly responsible for Christ's death, though. Mucks up the whole story.
Why is that girl pregnant in the island if they aren't even taught what sex is. God it is such a bad movie even if it is one of Michael Bays better ones. I just re watched it tonight and I'm just here thinking that is 2 hrs I'll never get back but I felt like I had to finish it once I started so what does /tv/ think of The Island.
>aren't even taught what sex is
Humans are not taught sex
>>62771305
Wasnt she impregnated so she could carry the child for the other woman that wasnt able to get pregnant ?
>>62771305
Use your imagination given all the context of the film
