A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet
>>72062138
It is a tense moment.
>>72062138
Goowald?
UNSCHEDULED TRAVELER, CLOSE THE IRIS!!!
>Confuses complexity for depth: The Filmmaker
Someone get this man a copy of Moby Dick so he can learn what depth is. The story of Moby Dick can take place anywhere and it can be told and retold in 1000 different ways. It speaks to the human condition in a way that transcends cultures & time. It is also a very simple story (A man hunts a whale) imbued with the weight of DEPTH which makes it so remarkable and enduring.
Nolan is the OPPOSITE of Melville. He tries to substitute his lack of insight and profundity with convolution and narrative tricks. He tries to disguise his shallowness with EPIC SCALE. There isn't a single Nolan picture with a character that has an appreciable amount of depth. Not one that speaks to its audience on a human level.
Christopher Nolan might be the biggest hack in all of Hollywood.
Did you actually read Moby Dick? This shit is mostly about whaling business while some idiot named Ahab screams in a background
Ah, I understand why that copypasta seemed too on point to come from /co/.
Once again /tv/ shows it's the best at coming up with memes and things that can be repeated ad nauseaum
>>72062195
Fucking this
>6000 pages about whale sperm
>Tomasin gives you this look and asks "Would you like to live deliciously?"
What do?
Renounce Satan and burn her at the stake.
I'd turn 360 degrees and trot away
Tell her she's underage and immediately report the incident to the local authorities.
Hey.
>>72061971
What's the british version of Ara Ara~?
>>72061971
Literal goddess
>>72061971
>"get over here and suck my soles you pathetic little faggot"
ok, kinda rude, but I'm pretty sure I know what she meant by this
What are movies with absolutely no vaginiggers?
Not even a tiny minor character.
>>72061880
John Carpenter's The Thing is one.
>>72061880
>vaginiggers
what
>>72061880
>vaginiggers
I gotta admit, it's a new one on me.
>He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie
Name me something better than a Coke Zero while enjoying a movie at the cinema.
>>72061810
Yawn. Post something new
getting head
>>72061847
How would you know?
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
Don't forget Dani Ocean's Eleven.
directed by Max Landis
>>72061783
>27%
The thought of watching this crap really makes me tremble.
>>72061783
tbqhwy i dont understand rotten tomatoes
i watched BvS, marvel's X-men apocalypse, x-men days of future past, and marvel's captain america civil war in a row, all four one after the other, and they were all about the same: passable, flawed but watchable if you like escapist fantasy (i do)
i really dont know how the critics decided that days of future past and civil war deserved 90% and BvS and apocalypse deserved 40%
>>72061783
>...Plebs cower in fear
What did he mean by this?
Give me the best foreign film you have seen
>>72061723
The bothersome man
(Norwegian)
>>72061723
Lola Rennt
What's next for her career?
>felicity fags talk shit about qt Daisy Ridley
Star Wars
pls stop fighting ;_;
What made them think they could turn this into capeshit?
also both Abe and Glenn are dead.
>capeshit
You're gonna wanna kill yourself sooner than later, autistic fuck.
>>72061534
>capeshit
lurk more
It's not capeshit fag, TWD is pure masterful plebkino
I bet she has a nice little pink pussy
I literally cover my face every time I see her on robot
Puffy like her face. Like a fat teenager.
>>72061532
...But a dark, brown, stinky butthole.
Defend this scene.
I have a better idea.
Defend your shitty fucking post with 0 fucking content and then I'll show you a pasta explaining this kino that you were too lazy to google.
It's really cool-looking and gets me hyped for Darkseid. Music was crazy.
Everyone point and laugh
unfortunately this man cannot make me laugh
>>72061345
Omega cuck strikes again.
>antagonize with the "misogynist haters"
>brag about all the free publicity
>opening week things don't look good
>muh 500 mil to break even please have pity!!
delicious backpedalling tears
ITT: Actors who will go to hell
>>72061280
I bet he trembles at the thought
>>72061280
![great_escape[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bPmpAd8.jpg "great escape[1]")
