>"Greatest screenplay ever written"
>it's about boring shit like affairs and water politics
One time I saw a guy on /tv/ lie about Chinatown to get some (You) points.
>/tv/ raves about Apocalypse Now and acts like it's the greatest movie ever
>watch it
>only 1 battle scene
>>72071863
woooah, I was there for that too!
>>72071625
Thanks. I love movies with no niggers. It is like a beautiful fantasy world where they don't exist.
>Fawlty Towers
no nogs
>Keeping Up With Appearances
no nigs
Where did it all go wrong? Now Hollywood Jews are willing to pour millions into SJW flies such as Ghostbusters
>>72071671
Literally this.
What are some other niggerless movies
Who has the dialogue from the new Ghostbusters, with one of them saying the slime got all up in their crack?
Seriously, I want the exact quote. Whose got it?
No one has it?
Nope.
>>72071596
in the actual movie she just says the slime got in every crack, she doesnt say vagina
>this was considered a pretty face in the 80s
by whom?
>tfw look like a thin John Belushi but I've always preferred Aykroyd
>>72071302
Mom's op
I used to laugh at this character when I was a kid, then I realised when I was older and as the show got worse - doesn't he exist as a strawman to indirectly attack criticism of the show and make the writers think they can do no wrong?
>>72071205
nope.
>>72071205
They make this pretty clear in a few episodes. I think it's hard to miss, unless you were a dumb child.
Who was in the wrong here?
The one who fucked the other one's wife
me in the lawnmower
Obviously Rust. You don't mow another man's lawn. You just don't.
Just saw this film, ask me anything, I had already seen Ghostbusters 1 & 2 and enjoyed them
Pros:
>Final act is pretty good (Minus a few moments) and has some great fight scenes
>Score is fucking brilliant (Minus that fucking Fall Out Boy song). Music alone carries the movie and makes the final act very exciting
>Murray's cameo is good, other cameos (Slimer/Staypuff) are decent
>Wiig and McCarthy are both good in this surprisingly
>Black chick isn't nearly as awful as she seemed in trailers
>CGI is mostly good
Bad:
>The humor falls flat as fuck. Saw it in a pretty crowded theater full of all different types of people and many of the jokes were met with silence/a giggle
>Cooky scientist lady has so many scenes where she just spurts out a ton of techno garbage "So I've added a capacitor resistor to the temporal flux amplifier so we can overgage the sensors" that leads to nowhere (Everyone kinda just shakes their head yes), never has a punchline, and just has no value
>Villain was just "social outcast" guy who hated normies
>Had to sit through probably 10mins of credits for the "post credits scene" which was just the black chick listening to recordings and then asking if any of them knows what "Zuul" is
Controversial:
>Movie takes stereotypical pot shots at both genders
>Helmsworth's character is fucking retarded but at least good natured
>Kristen Wig's character does the generic "lol im so infatuated with the hunk I always stumble and act like a retard" thing
>Multiple female characters are fucking retarded in the movie, and some a retarded and cunts
>That scene where someone comments on their YouTube that "chicks cant bust ghosts" comes and goes in a second
Overall its pretty shit. Better than the trailers made it seem, but nothing extraordinary. I'd say give it a watch from the scene whereHelmsworth's character gets possessedtill the end
Not very SJW at all, but not near worth a ticket
Please describe with detail, what happens when Chris gets possessed? How does he gets unpossessed? Does he die? Does he ends up with Wiig? He still works with them after that?
>>72071039
>what happens when Chris gets possessed?
He goes back to the machine that was going to break the barriers between the living and the dead. He activates it, ghosts flood the city. They fight some ghosts before making it back to the portal created by the machine. The ghost taunts them by taking the form of their logo. They evenutally crash the ecto 1 with a huge nuclear fission device into the portal and it sucks everything back up
>How does he gets unpossessed? Bad guy leaves his corpse
I dont actually remember
>Does he die?
No
>Does he ends up with Wiig?
No
>He still works with them after that?
Yes
>>72071210
Sorry its so sloppy
What do you do?
>>72070878
[switchblade intensifies]
You forgot to say please
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
This looked so promising. What went a wrong?
It decided to be a low rent Battlstar Galactica for a season and a half, then only started getting good after it was already decided to be cancelled.
>only one black guy
I think I can now pinpoint EXACTLY what went wrong.
GOOLD?
Why do people hate him, /tv/?
tell me who it is first
He's a chinless, nasally sounding faggot. And he punched a kid.
>>72070675
Dan "get in my van" Schneider.
Hey, is pic related from a old Disney movie?
I feel like I remember it from long ago.
I couldn't get anything outta google.
>>72070588
Good luck getting any help from this fag board.
Donald Duck short
Your google-fu is really weak.
https://youtu.be/HLXJuz94JI4?t=405
JUST
It's funny how success fucked him over.
He has to be this boring fat unfunny jaded fuck for the rest of his life. Or until youtube goes under
Sounds like a good video for the wheel of the worst.
>>72070419
how "kino" would that be?
APOLOGIZE
>>72070246
but i was always on his side
>>72070246
What should he apoligize for?Being right?
>AVGN and /tv/ were both wrong
How do we ever recover, bros?
Post remakes that you think are better than the originals, I'll post a few, feel free to debate. (I know you will anyway)
Scarface
Ghostbusters
Just started watching Twin Peaks. Really enjoying it so far but wtf was with that dream sequence with the midget at the end of Season 1 Episode 3? Just saw that and thought I was tripping.
if I tell you what it means it would ruin it. use your brain and keep watching.
>>72069987
>actually giving anon a chance to enjoy something despite the huge opportunity to shitpost hard
>on /tv/
It's like a four leaf clover or something
>>72069928
It doesn't mean anything. Just like everything by David Lynch it's DUDE SURREALISM LMAO THE PLEBS WILL THINK IT'S SO DEEP.
