You're in the club when this guy walks in and slaps your girlfriend on the ass. What do you do?
Keep in mind he's only kidding with you, we're havin' a party, he just came home, he hasn't seen you in a long time and he's breaking your balls, and you're gettin' fuckin' fresh.
>>72063883
Laugh it off and buy him a drink.
>>72063883
Kill him in a few hours.
he's a made man, can't do shit
We all agree that the Ultimate Cut of Watchmen is STILL the unachieved and very best of capekino, right?
Iincredibly
I don't cotton to the phraseology "Kino."
Isn't there a 4K version coming out soon?
Its finally happening
>>72063764
THE EU IS CANON AGAIN!
EVERYONE PICK OUT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER AND TELL DISNEY TO MAKE A NOVEL ABOUT THEM
KYLE KATARN IS NEXT
Long live the king
Why is Marvel so much superior to DC?
because
>>72063703
I am interested in this pornography. Zentai suits are fucking exquisite.
Apologize
>>72063554
why?
never said anything bad about my Jewfu
>>72063554
BASED ISRAEL
skellington thread
>Suicide Squad on track to make 125 million on first weekend
The hype is real
Yeah... I'm gonna go ahead and call
bullshit
>suicide squad
Looking at a Star Wars like blockbuster
Cry more Disney
>>72063456
It's not about the money
It's about sending a message
>character isn't even actually human
>she's a literal "ghost in the shell", basically a soul in a robot
>her body doesn't even age
>while growing up, they just constantly changed her robot body to match her age
>she dramatically changes her appearance and look each time she feels so
>she tries to look sexy to fuck other robo-lesbians
>almost each time they make a new series, movie, anime, OAV or whatever, her look totally changes
>she even had the most average and common robot-whore body (in the manga)
>her objective is to stay hidden as possible around people
>there's still people complaining because they didn't cast an actress that shares her race with the original author of the story
I can't even
literally who?
>>72063439
There are brain cells in her, they talk about it in the original film.
>>72063439
nobody is talking about this film anymore. It's been completely forgotten until you brought it up.
>There are people that unironically like this
I could imagine some retarded fan faggot nerds watching this scene in the theater for the first time and leaping from their seat going "YEAAAAAAAAAAH YODA KICK HIS ASS!" like some frat douche at a keggar
I truly feel sorrow for my generation
>>72063379
What's hilarious is that this scene is actually way better then the lightsaber fight Rey has in TFA, because this is an intense battle between two well-trained jedi masters, while in TFA, that is a battle between one trained jedi, and womyn who never touched a saber in her life, but is automatically good at everything because girl power.
>>72064001
I can almost smell the scent of cheetos in your post.
>>72064001
Isn't it possible to dislike both?
TFW Christoper Walken will die in your lifetime
>>72063325
YOU UNIMAGINABLE BASTARD!
Maybe for you, I'm killing myself tonight.
>>72063449
What movie should we make him watch?
If you want to torture him you could make him watch Captain America: Civil War.
>>72063299
Batman vs Superman is even better for that purpose
>>72063274
>those pants
would be a fucking Aussie, wouldn't it
ITT: Intros you never skip
>a long time ago...
They need to save her DNA in a database for future purchase already
GABAGOOL
Why do so many people pretend to hate Man of Steel?
>>72062513
because the first half was a shitty jumbled mess meandering around with random flashbacks, absurd characterizations (pa kent) and inconsistent tone
The actual fighting was GOAT though and I love watching the Metropolis fight between Kal-el and Zod
They feel threatened.
It's shit. Why?
Because apart from some of the actors doing the best they can with the shitty materiel they had, the movie is pure shite.
It starts off by trying to make Jor-El into some fucking action hero riding a dragon (!) on Krypton, and it continued in that same contrived way throughout the entire film, which of course includes the hilarious scene with Kevin Costner as Superman's dad telling him to let him die just to make a totally pathetic point...
Only part of the movie I enjoyed somewhat was the fight in Smallville (at least I think it was), the drawn out and totally tiresome fight against Zod at the end had me tune out completely, oh, I have an idea, let's crash through a building, and again, and again...
The story was something out of a ten minute fan-fiction contest with it's insanely forced plot devices.
Oh, and that fucking blue-green tint on every scene.... wtf...
Thráin?
Your time here is done old man.
Isildur's Bane?
>>72062407
If you fell off the bridge would you die?
>HMMM PSYCHOTIC... HMMMM A NINE LETTER WORD FOR IDEAS TOO BIG.... FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL MINDS HMMMM >:)
What the fuck did Luthorberg mean by this?
CAKE VS PIE
>>72062313
>"My meme is baseless and unfunny so I must take its elements to the extreme because I have no comedic talent."
EGGOS VS WAFFLES
Talk about Shutter Island
So what does it mean if the top fell over?
>>72062145
it's a movie
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