the only flaw this movie has is the overall theme which is very recycled and will give a lot of people bias whether positive or negative. otherwise it's literally perfect
prove me wrong
The script was complete shit but the acting, directing, and cinematography was impeccable.
which I guess is what you're saying right?
>>63222767
not at all. the only flaws in the script i can point out to were because of the theme of the movie but otherwise it was great
>>63222819
maybe it's because I read the original book and the script deviates from it to make it more melodramatic and focus on the cruelties of slavery.
What's that one WW2 movie with the bridge?
river kwai, the battle over
>>63222508
A meme too far
You mean this?
>Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly gets raped by a bear twice in his new film The Revenant
>In a scene early in the film, DiCaprio's character Hugh Glass is viciously attacked by a bear who then flips him over on his back and proceeds to molest him.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3341375/Leonardo-DiCaprio-raped-bear-TWICE-new-film-Revenant-actor-looks-poised-finally-achieve-Oscar-glory.html
>they HAVE to give me the oscar this time
>>63222238
>the bear is the literal embodiment of patriarchy
BRAVO
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>>63222238
One bear rape = nomination
Two bear rapes = Win
Is this finally his year?
Would you rather watch A Bronx Tale or Inherent Vice?
Picture unrelated.
A Bronx Tale. I've seen it at least a dozen times and I couldn't even make it through Inherent Vice once.
b-bump
>tfw my dad made me watch a bronx tale when I was like 8 or 9 and the burning car scene nearly traumatized me
>still learned bunch of valuable lessons
>tfw my dad is nowat work
Holy shit this was some bad graphical editing. How did I miss this the first 10 times I watched it?
We could also talk about this completely retarded shot from the extended version. Huge forest spawns right next to Helms deep after the battle.
>>63222319
Is this bait or autism?
>>63222025
Looks like age of empires tbqhbut you're for sure autistic if you care or notice this
He never made anything good in his career
>>63222008
I know.
he made money. and money is good
He keeps getting work because he's one of the chosen people.
itt: extremely mediocre shows that you admit to enjoy
>>63221948
breaking bad
>>63221948
I would say it borders on bad. It's the worst show I watch but it's inoffensive most of the time. Starting to get worse lately.
Characters that resemble you both in personality and phisically
>>63221688
I also like to delude myself into thinking I look like young Pacino but fucking reality always sets back in.
By /tv/'s endorsement i've watched "Jiro Dreams of Sushi". Fucking fascinating.
More essential documentary movies?
what a fucking hack
>>63221567
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Dear Zachary, a letter to a son about his father
London, The Modern Babylon
Like any intelligent, forward thinking citizens of the 21st century, my wife and I are feminists. And like any feminists we were shocked and disgusted by this movie.
Both the main character (Jiro) AND the narrator are male! If alarms aren't going off in your head so far you're probably a bigot. Things became more and more repulsive as the movie played on. All of the supporting characters are male! And even worse, almost every single character in the movie is male!
I don't care if this is a documentary. My wife left the room in tears at the end of the first hour during a particularly sickening scene where Jiro serves a room full of customers. He says (not an exact quote) "I made the meals smaller for the women and larger for the men so that everyone would finish at the same time." Things like this would be expected in a film about Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill (both disgusting sexist pigs)but in a movie about food it was just chilling. And that wasn't even the worst part! The women in the room appeared (probably special effects or movie magic of some type) TO APPROVE OF THIS. Can you believe that?
My wife won't talk about it and I'm not sure I could if I wanted to. I finished the movie with tears in my bloodshot eyes. I can't believe we've advanced so far as a society and women are still seen as being gutter scum.
Anyone forward thinking enough to simply be on the internet, to find this movie, to read this review, will be disgusted by the brutally sexist assault on your senses and common decency this movie has gotten away with.
What's your favourite
Star Destroyer
Eclipse-class dreadnought of course
A KWUAD JUMPAH
/TV/ BTFO
>>63221250
Every girl you ever loved craves BBC.
Deal with it.
wow a whole season
It's over.
;__;
Is there a proven connection between autism and Star Wars?
Because it seems pretty likely
Yes, they cant shut up about it
>>63221047
No but there is a notorious among Police connection between Star Trek and Paedophilia.
That isn't some faggy jibe at Star Trek just a fun fact.
There's definitely a connection. I know some people who are really into it and they're definitely autistic
>>63221765
Pretty sure that's just one story that became really famous, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's true
Itt movies only enjoyed by children or autistic manchildren
Starting with the best example
i wouldn't say its just for them, but these do pander to their sensibility
Edgy
>>63221041
>Cant handle the truth
>Goes directly to buzzwords
Autism
Will Luke be evil in the force unleashed?
>>63220866
No, he will be Punished "Luuke" Luke
We're in for a big ruse!
>>63220866
Nah, he's still a good guy.
https://youtu.be/3VdnIK4vU2I?t=13m28s
>>63221009
Well, sorta.
Can you suggest me movies with similar aestethic? I mean urban/neon city at night as Drive or Lost in Translation or Chungking Express
Kar-Wai's Fallen Angels
self bump
>pic related
>>63220852
I already watched it
