Out of what must have been hundreds of children who auditioned for the role of Anakin, you really expect me to believe that he was the best?
No fucking way. Either George picked this kid personally, for some nonsense reason that will only ever be know to George, or the family must have done some shady shit.
Did Jake lloyd's mother polish Lucas's lightsaber, maybe?
Quality control was a thing that did not happen at all, dude.
Watch the making of Episode I documentary
There's one kid who tries out for the role and he's fucking young Anakin incarnate, then George does his thing and inexplicably picks Jake Lloyd
There's actually footage of the casting call. He selected Jake because he was raw. George was also obsessed with race. He made sure Anakin and Padme had the same genetic makeup as Luke and Leia. He did this with Obi-Wan too.
No one cared who he was till he put on the mask
REN?
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>>63208807
the masketta man
>The prisoners go to Saruman, alive and unspoiled
What did he mean by this?
No fucking their bums
>>63208664
The orcs aren't allowed to kill Merry and Pippin, nor are they allowed to rape.
Sadly, it means that meat is off the menu for the time being.
What does /tv/ think of this movie?
shit
a good movie that quickly became overrated/reddit. see: fight club
Depressing
Anyone else not give a flying fuck about Star Wars? I haven't sat down and watched a Star Wars movie since I saw the Phantom Menace in theaters at age seven. What kind of retard would be attracted to this hodgepodge of cliche scifi tropes and naive moralistic story telling past that age?
Yeah, I give a flying fuck. It looks fun. A good break from all the serious movies I've been watching. Need a good romp. Hope Jew Jew delivers.
I might go see it with a bro but it's not the biggest thing in the world for me
Old Star Wars was great because it was risky and original. New Star Wars is not risky or original. Maybe they could have used the franchise as the foundation for something new but the trailers make it look like predictable schlock.
Thought it was overrated when I was a kid and still do tbqh
Are you looking forward to refns neon demon?
You mean the Semen Demon?
I'm looking forward to seeing how many times I can cum in one viewing.
>>63208511
SEMON
can't be any worse than the trash we've been given this year 2bh.
Hey /tv/
32 years from now, do you think you will be wearing the same type of clothes you are wearing now?
probably
>>63208343
no.
all things considered, ford looks good.
>Kylo Ren is also young enough that he is still learning his place in the world.
>Abrams describes him as not “fully formed” as Darth Vader is during the original trilogy. >Over the course of the new trilogy, Kylo Ren will continue to develop.
And they said he would die in the first movie.
He's pretty much the only character I want to see. I'm hoping he's like an angry dark side Luke that comes from a humble background and rose to power because he had some greater goal in mind, like bringing back the Sith or establishing the Galactic Empire again or something.
His lightsaber has grown on me too. At first I was opposed to it because it was different, but now I like the change. It's unique.
>>63208376
He is said to be an anti-luke.
You just know he's gonna be based and own the whole trilogy.
>>63208646
Well, rumors say he's going to turn good and Rey is going to go bad. Somehow I doubt those are founded on anything though. Nothing I've seen has hinted at that.
I just want Kylo Ren to stay a villain the whole trilogy and not turn good and shit like Vader. I want the villain to stay the villain. If he's tragic and sympathetic but still evil so much the better. Just don't make him go the redemption route.
AY ITS THE FOKKIN SWEETY MAN
KUT SUMM KAAAAYYYYYK
>>63208077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06rePt9DkLH
>>63208870
kek
So was the Goblin King in love with Sahara or was he just trolling her even more?Also, Jennifer Connelly thread because she was hot as fuck
>>63207973
D R O P P E D
god she was SO fucking hot back then. I've fapped to careeer opportunities so many times. 11/10
then this happened
He was just messing with her, or "love" didn't mean the same thing to him.
Jennifer Connely can go fuck herself with a double ended dildo.
Should I watch this movie?
>>63207911
is just me or the movie's poster reminds me of saving private ryan?
It's worth a watch if you can suspend your disbelief of the imaginary bolt gun that the villain uses.
Emphasis on -A- watch. As in, I would not watch it again anytime soon.
Don't it's cursed
What went wrong?The book is great, I don't know if I should be bothered watching this.
It's overly long, but Iiked it. Would have been better if it was Tim Riggins being taken to mars.
>>63207882
i actually kind of liked this
Piss poor marketing.
Someone tell me what is good about this movie, I have yet to sit through the whole thing without just hating it and thinking it was horrible. the only movie that was worse for me was "what dreams may come". Tell me why I'm wrong!
>>63207780
I prefer dapper dan
It means you're a pleb
Maybe you're not quick enough for the whit in this movie. The soundtrack is pretty good. The acting is great. What's not to like?
Anyone else here hyped?
this is one of those shows where if someone says they love it, I immediately know they're the type of people I don't want to hang out with. Something about being annoying and nagging for the sake of some grand comedy...just no.
did he finally get to strap himself to the front of an airplane?
>>63207526
So are you hyped for the new episode or....
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>63207153
messir thinks Lucas smoka too mucha weed
enforced token black guy workaround
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