Could have been the most satisfying pay back in Television history
How let down were you?
>>63213681
You missed the point
>>63213681
Watching her not succumb to letting Tony be some goon for her was far more satisfying tbqh.
you mean how she never told tony about what happened? yeah that pissed me off also how they didn't even hook up once despite him trying for like 5 years
How many loads have you spilled to this awful show?
too many
none because i can look at porn when i want , but i dont want to look at shit shows
>>63213613
lost count, i shouldnt like the white chick but i do fo some reason
[spoilers]>The Lion King meets Homeward Bound/Milo and Otis. You know it to be true.[/spoilers]
I don't think anybody actually saw this movie
Heh, more like the bad movie amirite? Fucking owned, Pixar
worst since cars
Saw this clip on Twitter from 2001.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8KdmyCh7z8
Stern thread, post favorite clips.
>HOO HOO
opie and anthony or nothing at all
>>63213594
>tits
>funny
>>63213594
Tell em Fred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Pmr82TT0c
Fuckken rekt!
>>63213308
Tell me something, does /tv/ understand what 'promotion' means?
>>63213333
what?
>force niggers into a movie because diversity
>lol why didn't people watch muh movie
What will be the main changes made for HP remakes?
>>63213235
gee I wonder what stock reply is going to be first
American everything.
blablabla Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
what films would you consider "art"?
also what should be added to this chart?
>>63213185
Bait.
>>63213185
>shit video game list
>those warhol niggers
>spirited away is great but not that great
OP is a plebtier faggot
>>63213185
> theif
> new vegas
holy shit taste...
What's your:
>Favourite Arthouse Film:
>Favourite Arthouse Director:
>Your Favourite scene in an Arthouse film:
>Objectively the best Arthouse film of all time?:
I'll get things going,
>Favourite Arthouse Film
Spirit of The Beehive
>Favourite Arthouse Director:
Godard
>Your Favourite scene in an Arthouse film:
The final scene in The 400 Blows
>Objectively the best Arthouse film of all time?:
Probably Stalker
The Mirror
Oshii
Gosling fighting God
Amadeus, Stalker or Mulholland Drive
>>63212931
Werckmeister harmonies
Bella Tarr
The hospital scene in werckmeister
Andrej Rublow
What are some good movies that take place in India or are in some way related to it? Documentaries are also fine.
Slumdog Millionaire
chori chori chupke chupke
great film btw
>>63212900
indians sure do love to rape
'tis the season, then
Is that a gift for me master Jedi?
>>63212897
On behalf of the Jewdi council, youre under arrest
THE OPPRESSION OF THE HOLIDAYS WILL NEVER RETURN
>And in answer to your real question, you bet she can fuck
what did he mean by this?
ultimately, of all human intelligence and everything that entails, humans are just animals and we want to fuck.
>I'm gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude, check it out
What did he mean by ths?
Will we ever see a /tv/ sticky in our lifetime?
>>63212607
How is /ck/ shit tier?
>>63212607
>/v/ is mid tier on list
Now I really know this list is a fucking joke
>/pol/ mid tier
IF I TAKE THE MASK OFF, WILL YOU DIE????
>>63212591
It would be extremely cowabunga
>>63212624
Hes a big turtle!
>>63212668
For Splinter
Whens Space Cop come out?
>>63212576
it's done
>>63212589
probably why OPs asking his question then
>>63212589
How can you be so dumb? I asked one question and it was like 4 words long or so and somehow you answered the wrong question
Fuck Leo.
Why doesn't BASED Cruise have an Oscar?
Someday when they both aren't as popular or well known to the majority of moviegoers they'll be cast in "poignant" old guy roles and get their oscars.
They're both too Tom Cruise/Leo Dicaprio right now to disappear into a role.
>>63212517
Tom doesn't need it. He has nothing to prove, he doesn't have to win an award to be confirmed as a major actor. He doesn't do his job for awards either. He does it because he finds it fun, because making insane stunts in genuinely good movies is way more awarding than a stupid statue that will end up on a dusty shelf. Oscars don't mean anything anymore, anyway.
>needing an oscar when you're tau ceti alpha whatever
