Any good words to filter before the premier of Star Wars The Force Awakens?
it's "premiere"
thanks,
This are my current wordfilters, want to make sure I'm not spoiled but still be able to shitpost.
>>63217157
SW
Star Wars
Boyega
Ooga
Booga
JJ
Abrams
Jar Jar
Darth
Sheev
Luke
Skywalker
Lucas
Shooting
my gf's son
my wife's son
>le epic quote men
>>63217149
at least malvo was good
>>63217149
Aces
>>63217836
So is Mike and at least he's fallible, OP's a fag regardless
So, I've been autistically spamming quotes from the Prequel Trilogy and TDKR into CleverBot for like two hours. I think I have a problem.
On the bright side, I'm finally making progress.
Well done.
>>63217066
Your autism is our progress for baneposting world domination. Good job.
I'll post some more logs off my progress to weave baneposting and sheevposting into the fabric of future AI consciousness.
F/M/K
>>63217049
fuck feebee marry jenny kill monmon
fuck rachel
marry rich jewess
kill the hippie
marry: Monica - always loyal, good cook
fuck: Rachel
kill: Phoebe annoying as fuck
What does /tv/ think of Grandma's boy?
Funny movie, enjoyable.
comfy tier.
I think it's very entertaining to watch with friends, possibly while getting drunk and or stoned.
Never seen it sober or alone.
he's not going to make it isn't he... ;_;7
Michael Stevens is based.
This guy and the other lardass... not so much.
>>63216736
am i supposed to know who this guy is?
>>63216761
>le wikipedia copy man
>>63216795
yes
>What's going on here? Can you not talk to me all of a suddeehh *pffft* hehehe I didn't go to film school I *sips* mmmm
now, what EXACTLY did he mean by this?
uno feeto
Nah
UP
Will he get enough screentime to save Star Wars movie?
why do you fags love this mudslime so much?
>>63216743
He's a half beaner.
>>63216755
That's even worse
where the fuck is this movie playing? it comes out on friday and i can't see a single show time for it anywhere! am i going to have to watch krampus this weekend because macbeth has too limited a release to play in fucking new york?
>>63216590
But what does it mean in mexico?
>>63216590
why are limited releases even a thing?
I mean, I know not every distributor wants to spend a bunch on a 4000 screen release but holy fuck only putting it on two theaters for a week is kind of killing your chances of making a profit isn't it?
>>63217384
Its not because there is no demand. Simple as that. Movie will leak on the internet or will be VoD.
There is no money in indie cinema.
When I was a kid I thought that Yoda expanded his lifespan thanks to the force and same thing with Sheev that's why he looked so old and creepy.
>>63216510
>at the end of the prequels, even if the Empire had not been formed, Yoda was going to die of old age in 19 years anyways
>>63216632
I think there's probably some weird explanation out there or something that the deaths of all those Jedi he was Force bonded to or something took a huge toll on him and exhausted his body.
>>63216632
Yoda lived 19 years in a swamp, with zero technology or anything to help him. Obviously he would be more tired then he would be living in the capital of the galaxy.
Actors that you predicted they would become world class before anyone else
it's a shame i was wrong though
>>63216165
There's something about Walton Goggins I've always liked, but I've never been able to pinpoint it.
>>63216165
>i was wrong though
How would you survive?
>>63216136
i was really impressed with this move, honestly.Eric fooling them all to win at the end... god damn, I know I'd want to survive, but I'd probably be the same and want the pregnant or child to survive
>>63216136
I wouldn't.
>>63216792That ending caught me way off guard too. Such a low blow.
>>63216136
>How would you survive?
i dont know the premise but i would probably hide in the corner until everyone else was dead
Would you watch a David Bowie bio movie starring Dane Dehaan?
>>63216133
Isn't that the question of the day?
>>63216133
CLASSIC
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>>63216133
That is actually not a bad idea.
Would watch
Only ever enjoyed a hand full of t.v. shows and movies in my life. could you give me some recommendations based on what i like.
i like:
game of thrones
rick and morty
mr robot
the sun set limited
the avatar last air bender
one punch man
the silence of the lambs
fargo (show, movie was boring)
the seventh seal
breaking bad
akira
the shining
I never thought someone would watch and enjoy the Pleb tier starter kit.
>>63216030
recommend me some good stuff then please
Will star wars outgross Titanic and dethrone Based Jim?
We can't beat Titanic. No one can.
>>63215891
Get the fuck out of here. Titanic WAS the best movie, and the HIGHEST GROSSING movie ever because people came home from the cinema, told all their family and friends before going to see it over and over again. It was the ultimate experience.
People willl maybe see star wars, get home and tell their friends its turd and then never go see it again.
>>63216259
>implying people wont go to see it agian
