I watched The Phantom Menace the other day and it still sucks.
But the Star Wars Prequels did give us some pretty good things.
>Darth Maul.
>Sheev.
>THEN IT IS TREASON RARWSGSDKFGNFSDKGN!
>Ship design is fairly good.
>Jedi fghts are over the top and silly but mostly a lot of fun.
Say something nice about the prequels! Or Sheev will jump out of your closet and melt your face!
The plinkett reviews are the only good things to come out of the prequels.
>>63212502
>Say something nice about the prequels!
They spawned the RLM prequel reviews.
>>63212502
I was only 10 years old when episode 3 was first released. I thought it was great and remembered getting really sad at the order 66 scene.
Why don't zombie films/tv shows ever deal with the origin of the zombie virus/what it means?
Watching people try to survive is shallow and gets boring.
Go watch Resident Evil if you want that garbage.
>>63212521
your garbage
Why do people never try to bang zombies?
if i pull that off will you die ?
Why did they mold an angry expression into the mask? It just looks stupid.
>eye makeup comes off with the mask.
Jesus christ this is already gonna be worse than TDKR
>>63212335
It's supposed to strike fear in his opponents.
Doesn't really work if you're a SJW pro-muslim cück under the mask.
You have 5 years to name one good thing Alan Rickman was in.
Die Hard
>>63212162
Deathly Hallows Part 1
Watched this.
Fuck this whore.
She was a typical shallow dumb cunt. She had the world by the balls and threw it all away. Even when she was coming up she was a bitch to a lot of people.
Waste of time.
She basically copied popular jazz singers of the past. Being Jewish didn't hurt. She was a hipster.
>>63212037
Is this the Amy Schumacher documentary?
>>63212037
Despite your valid criticism, it was pretty good documentary. I'd rate it 3.5/5, but I saw it at a theatre so knock off a point or so for home viewing.
Certainly Amy Winehouse was no angel, i'm sure most people here were old enough to remember.
The documentary seemed like an accurate portrayal of her as a person. Sad how the paparazzi and tabloids treated her. And of course her family. She could undeniably sing, and im sure there is valid criticism of her music but thats not for me to judge because i'm not any kind of jazz expert. Personally I always preferred her to the other female pop stars of the mid 2000's. That being said, in judgement of her character she wasn't a person to be idolized. I didn't find that the documentary tried to impose as much. It was sympathetic, sure, but equally it didn't shy away from depicting her as she was. An unbalanced young women who struggled from the internal sadness that we all feel at times, though she failed to overcome it.
Amy is a tragic true story of wasted talent, bled out by kikes and washed away by users. Vultures that surrounded her for her entire life. Its difficult to have pity for her, it seemed like she had it all and forever wanted more; a condition suffered by millions of women worldwide in this era. However it was actually a depiction of the loneliness and social chaos that can ensue, and the toll it paid to her psyche. A precautionary story lived out by a real women, played it out in the most public and visceral way possible. Not a martyr, nor the whore with a heart of gold. A women beyond redemption in her lifetime though one who we may someday look back, as individuals or as a society, and find sympathy toward as she was merely symptomatic of a wider societal sickness.
To give credit to the film-makers they also did a great job with compiling the home videos, the editing was great. It was nicely paced and all around quite balanced. Even talking heads were done well.
How can one show be so based while the other is absolute shit?
They're both shit
>>63211959
/thread
>>63211911
Family guy is shit
American dad is kinda funny
Which Cosmos series was better?
Sagan's or Tyson's?
didn't watch either because i'm not a fucking dork
DUDE STARS LMAO
ALSO RELIGION IS BAD AND WOMEN ARE SMART
>>63211871
Sagan because Tyson's was so fucking cringey with the anti-religion shit. You can be an atheist without being an asshole.
What did you think of the Percy Jackson movies? Were the studios wrong to expect Harry Potter levels of success?
roastie
>>63211859
Yes they were, they thought just because it was a young adult fantasy series that it'd be just as good.
In case you didn't know, this manlet is fucking Alexandra daddario
Will political correctness, inclusive language and social justice survive such a witty, spot-on satire?
Probably, either way such mainstream scathing criticism is exactly what they don't want.
This shit thrives on people agreeing on a legitimate premise, then ipso facto, outlandish premise must be valid.
Also feels good that South Park finally has some real battles to fight, feels like since 2004 they've really not had anything worth saying and the quality of the show has reflected that, now they've got actual controversy and an opponent that will get angry at them (rather than just ignore them, fueling the fires.
All good things desu.
There's a perfect defense against political correctness advocates/social just warriors: DON'T APOLOGIZE.
Admit when you are actually wrong (factually, not morally) about something, but otherwise ignore those weasels.
Will south park survive this season? Ratings are at the lowest point they've been in a very long time.
Can we discuss documentaries /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpoahXzt-lM
This is a really good one
Anyone have similar?
>>63211726
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cnSvbJN9E
Why do you keep making this thread?
We get it, you hate Ronald Reagan.
>>63211899
HATE HATE HATE
is this the most annoying character ever written?
this might be
>>63211679
forgot how much i hate him
I always wondered what Aida Turturro was like irl
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>63211558
'You need to be happy to live, I don't.' -- Keanu Reeves
Fuck him. That's right. Fuck him. Fuck his lost smile, fuck his lost optimism and fuck age catching up to him. Fuck you, too. Depressed, Keanu? Why don't you get that car up to 300 kilometers per hour and see if you can wrap yourself around a tree. What a fucking RUSH.
OP, you'd better listen up and listen up, GOOD. Money doesn't buy happiness, but the goods and services one can purchase with it can sure as almighty, ever-loving, Christ-on-a-pogostick GODFUCK temporarily distract one from UNHAPPINESS.
You see, OP, you put these cunts on such a high pedestal and worship them so much that I'm surprised you haven't opened a portal right to their genitals and you're slurping their celebrity fucking SCHLONGS right now. Get a fucking grip.
So Keanu is "sad"? Get a fucking psychiatrist, Keanu. Better yet, get a voice coach to remove that fucking puerile Hawaiian accent you've been dragging down otherwise-good films with, for the last THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. Snort some cocaine from a silver platter carried on a midget's head, while you're at it. Shit, why not make it two midgets? Make them dress as transsexual Nazi Eskimos too, because fuck it, you can afford to with all the squillions of money you've received from being the same bland cunt in EVERY DAMN FILM since 1985.
Fuck me, you cunts are far-removed from reality.
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Does anyone know if this film's 3D is prerendered or postrendered?
I usually check http://realorfake3d.com/ but this one isn't on there for some reason.
>>63211358
>postrendered
so it was rendered after you watched it huh
>watching 3DPD
>>63211358
Thor,Scarecrow & Spider-Man
Mite-B-Cool
>12 years
12 years I wasted chitchatting about film theory and filming nobodies
Is this actually a good watch?
I torrented it ages ago and just keep putting it off.
>>63211263
>>63211293
>12 Reddits
Why is he considered so great again?
I watched a few of his films, and the only decent one was Enter The Dragon.
BIG
>>63211233
YELLOW
YELLOW
