Speculation and theories welcome
He wasn't innocent and was found guilty in the court of law. Case closed.
How do you explain Theresa's blood stains in the trunk of the rav4 /tv/?
>>64468948
Killed somewhere else, driven to a burn pit, dropped off on the avery property. Much easier to carry a bag of bone dust than a dead body 40 acres away.
Plot leaks itt.
Copying this from the archive.
[spoilers]>The First Order gets absolutely wrecked between 7 and 8, Hux is captured, Phasma and her soldiers desert.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>The Empire is back in the game, they're called "loyalists" and they aren't inherently bad guys this time. Their leader is played by Benicio Del Toro and he's called Sivus or Livus.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Rey and Kylo are now "connected through the force".[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Leia has a past as a Jedi trainee, but she was tempted to the dark side and Luke wiped her mind.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Snoke pretty much feeds (sustains himself) on death, his endgame is to destroy the whole galaxy.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Poe, Finn and Rey go to save Luke's former students, as they're an easy target for Snoke. They find them already dead, killed by Phasma (who is working for the loyalists now).[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Kylo and Knights of Ren attack the Resistance base to retrieve Hux, but Luke doesn't allow them, he kills them all except Kylo.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Kylo knows there's no escape so he kills Hux and taunts Luke, knowing that he won't attack him, because he saved Luke's daughter, Rey.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Luke reveals that Rey is not his daughter and that Kylo killed his real daughter. He still insists on him returning to the light and shows him mercy.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Kylo flees, meets up with Snoke. Kylo is sorry, that he let The First Order vanish, but Snoke is calm and reveals that he was controlling both sides of the conflict and Leia works for him and that she was the one who sent Han for death by Kylo's hands.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]>Poe, Finn, Rey and Chewbacca find out about Leia's treason through Phasma. They join the loyalists on the spot.[/spoilers]
[spoilers]
>>64468840
>Boyega's legs
Some of the worst cards ever dealt to a person without a genetic condition.
>>64469039
Shit is weird as fuck, it's like all his bulk is on his hips or something
Has there ever been a trilogy where third film was the best?
Toy Story
>>64468544
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
>>64468544
Good bad, and the ugly, Star Wars Prequals, Toy Story,
Why is the size and aspect ratio in this movie so fucking bad?
why are the planets so close to each other that they could conviniently be placed in the same frame?
Thats what I mean. We can't see venus and mars this big in the sky.
Dont forget, Takodana, the planet of Maz Memenata, is also in the same system and the other planets can be seen exploding from the pirate castle.
You'd think the hideout of the galaxie's most "dangerous" pirate would be far away from the core worlds of the republic.
Also we dont care about some planets we have never seen before or hear about afterwards.
TFA is such a fucking mess. On par with the prequels for slightly different reasons.
It's going to have the biggest twist in cinema history, giving you a plot that will leave you dumbstruck in your seat and begging for more.
it will be the greatest movie of all time, it will dominate our culture, media, political viewings and change humanity for the better
looks like shit
>>64472913
>the 2nd trailer looks like shit
ftfy amigo
ELAINE?
IF I TOOK THAT SPONGE OUT ,WOULD YOU DIE?
>>64471070
heh heh
>>64471087
heh heh
>>64471070
Dr. Benes?
I'm the Eight-ball.
how is this fucker so smart?
>>64470605
Wikipedia
>>64470628
I laft
>>64470605
he reads books
>Watching TFA
>This reminds me of... Marvel
>Shrug it off with a smile
>Poe brought up to Kylo
>"YOU TALK, OR I TALK? xD"
>mfw
I literally fucking sighed audibly.
>>64470183
Heard there were some other groaners throughout
That line caught me off guard and I actually chuckled. I suppose I should start posting on reddit nowalong with everyone else on /tv/
>Tarantino is not, in general, a great fan of Kubrick--he finds Kubrick's films too cold, too composed. He appreciates the films; he just doesn't feel any affection for them. "I think Adrian Lyne's 'Lolita' is a masterpiece," he says. "When I saw it, I thought, boy, I don't know if Kubrick even read the novel. Kubrick manages to take that book and make this madcap comedy out of it that's actually pretty terrific. But the idea that you can do a movie about Lolita and not have one single, solitary disturbing image in it at all is crazy. It's fraudulent! I mean, to me he's missing the most fascinating part of the work, which is looking through a pedophile's eyes and actually going along with it."
>"That first twenty minutes is pretty fucking perfect," he says. "The whole non-stop parade of Alex and the druids or whatever they were called: they beat up a bum, they have a gang fight, they go to the milk bar, they rape a girl, they break into the house, and they're driving and playing the Beethoven, and Malcolm McDowell's fantastic narration is going on, and it's about as poppy and visceral and perfect a piece of cinematic moviemaking as I think had ever been done up until that time. It's like that long opening sentence of Jack Kerouac's 'The Subterraneans,' all right, that great run-on sentence that goes on for almost a page and a half. I always thought Kubrick was a hypocrite, because his party line was, I'm not making a movie about violence, I'm making a movie against violence. And it's just, like, get the fuck off. I know and you know your dick was hard the entire time you were shooting those first twenty minutes, you couldn't keep it in your pants the entire time you were editing it and scoring it. You liked the rest of the movie, but you put up with the rest of the movie. You did it for those first twenty minutes. And if you don't say you did you're a fucking liar."
What did he mean by this?
>>64468865
>But the idea that you can do a movie about Lolita and not have one single, solitary disturbing image in it at all is crazy. It's fraudulent! I mean, to me he's missing the most fascinating part of the work, which is looking through a pedophile's eyes and actually going along with it.
He's not wrong you know?
If it wasn't for Sellers Lolita would have been total shit.
>>64468865
Tarantino is a memedirector tho
>>64468865
>your dick was hard the entire time you were shooting those first twenty minutes, you couldn't keep it in your pants the entire time you were editing it and scoring it
He's projecting because he knows how hard he himself gets when he writes scenes like the warm, black dingus one
What is the FUCKING POINT of Sith having apprentices if they just end up slaying their teachers??
Agreed, the rule of two is stupid.
Like baby spiders eating their mothers. Only fucking stupid.
Take this nerd shit back to one of the other 1000 shit threads on this board.
ITT: /tv/ related things people say that immediately makes you disregard their opinions.
>master and commander is in my top 10 films ever
>>64468417
>Dude [insert capeshit of the month of big flick] was really good
>My favourite movie is [something less than 10 years old]
>Was her pussy really that good?
Purple Man can get any woman he wants but he keeps risking life and limb to get Jessica back. Is this part of the modern feminist fantasy?
>implying no dude has ever wanted to get back a girl he lost
He wanted her because he couldn't control her.
>>64467900
It was implied that he had a fetish for physically strong (but petite) women. So Jessica was his ideal, like a real-life catgirl for a furry.
We all know the real reason /tv/ doesn't like TFA...
...its shit
>>64467809
Because it's a movie that use nostalgia to cash in from neckbeards. Literal remake of Episode IV
I have literally no problem with Boyega or Ridley being in the movie.
>Inb4 muh box office
Based Boyega
So wait, why the fuck did they even attack the tunnel?
Diaz was already on the move to the mansion so what was the point of making even more noise?
Did they actually plan to use Silvio and his cop car, was the plan that detailed?
Or did they just hit the tunnel to further destroy the Sonora cartel so the Columbians can take over everything? In that case why the fuck was Alejandro with them and not waiting somewhere on the road?
Why is an incredibly important cartel representative traveling alone without any bodyguards?
Why send JUST Alejandro to assault a mansion of a fucking narco baron which is the crucial part of the mission?Why am I overthinking this stupid fucking movie?
>>64467688
>muh chicks can be police
jesus....
>>64467688
It's a shitty flick absolutely riddled with plotholes.
i watched this last night and thought it was pretty dumb too
ifemily blunt never saw the wristband was alejandro prepared to just let that guy fuck and possibly kill her (he said he wouldn't but still)? kind of inconsequential but that annoyed me
Is everyone in Wisconsin clinically retarded or something?
Brendan: "Yeah"
>>64467579
Yeah
>tfw there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that actually believe the police version of events
