Come up with your best Whedon dialogue.
Interrogation scene
Man 1: I don't like to play games
Man 2(who is strapped to a chair handcuffed from behind): The only games I like to play are Warcraft, Dota, Heartstone, Counter Strike Go and League of Legends
>>67600191
Zack please. I'm suprised you can actually write since allegedly you wrote Sucker Punch
>>67600191
Man 1: Hello Miss
Woman 1: Fuck off you sexist pig, we don't live in the 70s any more. Down with the patriarchy!
>>67600242
>comparing Whedon and Snyder
reminds me that Southpark episode with the giant douche and the turd sandwich
Ok /tv/, which one was the better action movie?I'm gonna go with Kingsman
Mad max
>>67600125
John Wick is the better movie.
Kingsman is the better "male fantasy insert" movie though, because it take a "nobody" characters and then magically turns them into a super assassin. Both are watchable, though some scenes in Kingsman just give me a headache.
John Wick was the better action movie, but Kingsman was the better movie overall.
Almost every """"""""big release""""""""""" in the last 5 years is rated that high on imdb
how new are you to this medium and ratings?
>>67600033
Dubs
>>67600033
IMDB: pleb rate about if the movie is liked or not.
RT: Hacks playing the "emperor new clothe" and shitting on a movie by comparing it with other products
Both are shit.
BvS is a 6/10 movie, most of that 6 comes from good visuals, is a watch it at home movie, no more, no less.
Was he autistic?
>>67599920
Name one crime he committed.
>>67599934
he somehow thought this is a good hairdo
>>67599920
No, just a cuck
Snyder is finished
Marvel is dead. Bury it.
>>67599977
Does this prove that audiences know better than critics?
>>67600086
for tv yes. only autists become tv critics these days
Rank your favorite director's films
The New World > Badlands > Tree of Life > Thin Red Line > Days of Heaven > Knight of Cups > To The Wonder
>>67599651
You forgot Tree of Life.
>>67599669
it's the third one my friend
>>67599738
Great list, pity I didn't see that! Shit, I'm sorry
![Gotham.S01E08.The.Mask.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-ECI.mkv_snapshot_38.45_[2014.11.21_20.40.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OB4Yg6W.jpg "Gotham.S01E08.The.Mask.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-ECI.mkv snapshot 38.45 [2014.11.21 20.40.41]")
When does this show get goodagain? Is the 2nd season better?
>>67599637
Again? AGAIN??
>>67599637
You missed Penguin almost getting laid by his step-sister but turns her down cuz mah conditioning. But now that his Daddy died, I do believe Mister Cobblepot's about to go postal.
>>67599637
It was never good and may never be good.
Who wins?
/co/, /v/ and /lit/ rejects
/tv/ is faced with another year of being the tourist location
>>67599371
British Superman stands no chance against Jewish Batman. He'd just hit him with a toilet sink and then get his Spear of Longinus, but when James Bonds boss tries to trick him with his mothers name it would fail because he'd say "Oi matey would you be so kind as to save my good Morthor there's a good chap sorry to be a bother innit" and anyway Jewish Murderers mother is named Muary so it wouldn't work.
frank literally got caught after 4 days and was at the mercy of fisk
LOSE GUN V SPEAR FIGHT
>>67599141
0/10
>WE MUST CIVILIZE THESE LANDS
>*drenches the land in native blood*
>>67599154
Yet you responded
What'd you think about this series? I found it comparable to Bojack.
The Australian original is superior
>>67599939
Maybe, it's also really dour with an unsatisfyingly depressing conclusion
I don't find it similar to Bojack though, always struck me as an adult Calvin & Hobbes
My favorite show
what media player should i use on my pc
>>67598736
VLC
WMP
Mpc-hc
Kek brits getting it rough today
was this movie blackface?
Bi-monthly reminder:
>In a career spanning over 40 years, Sir Ben Kingsley has won an Oscar, Grammy, BAFTA, two Golden Globes and a Screen Actors Guild Award.
What's he pointing at?
>>67598372
my dubs
my dubs
These singles
Bongs butthurt beyond belief
>>67598371
Nah we came out of it looking cool while Scotland looks like the tragic "hero" stripping naked and dying
>be William Wallace
>get drawn and quartered for freedom
>be Scot 800 years later
>politely vote "no" to freedom
>>67598460
mel gibson died for nothing
I've seen these:
>The Office (US)
>Parks and Recreation
>Scrubs
>Selfie
>Arrested Development
>The Big Bang Theory (I regret watching this)
>Rick and Morty
>Daredevil s1 and 2
>Flash
>Agents of Shield
BUMP NIGGERS REC ME SOMETHING. ITS LIKE /tv/ DOESNT WATCH TV
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
or just stop wasting your time with watching tv shows and start doing something which is of actual benefit to you like
>read
>write
>workout
>meditate
The world is your oyster so better fucking that shit
>>67599100
I read and workout. I don't like to write and meditation is for hippies.
Always sunny is a shit show so suggest me something good.
