How do you pronounce DCucks? Is it dee-sucks or dee-cucks?
>>67616632
dee-cucks
Ask the same teenagers that came up with PCucks
Doesn't matter. It's not like you're ever going to say it out loud anyways.
DUDE
DINGDINGDING IM CRAZY LMAO
Anyone else thought Jesse was cute in this?
>son of krypton vs bat of gotham
What did he mean by this?
DAY VS NIGHT
lmao
Imagine not giving a fuck about your weight and just eating whatever. Must be nice.
He is certainly a nigger.
>>67615991
He was eating because he was depressed but okay.
Is it worth watching?
Yeah
Yeah it's pretty good
The worst movie ever made.
Guys how do I become Ellen Page's wife?
>>67615724
You don't
she is a lesbian
also I could never get a boner on her ever
>>67615760
Read wife in the op you illiterate cuck.
look like a teenage homely girl forever and play in movies with actors that greatly overshadow you all the time.
ITT : Movies that went from 0 to 100 nigga real quick
>>67615704
From Dusk til Dawn
>>67615704
I gotta say, I really enjoyed this "remake", so fun
>>67615704
From Dusk til Dawn
![Stephen.Colbert.2016.03.28.Tom.Hiddleston.720p.HDTV.X264-UAV.mkv_snapshot_05.58_[2016.03.29_17.51.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kcx9S0Z.jpg "Stephen.Colbert.2016.03.28.Tom.Hiddleston.720p.HDTV.X264-UAV.mkv snapshot 05.58 [2016.03.29 17.51.26]")
When is Ferguson coming back to save late night from this abomination it has become?
He's dead. It's time to move on.
he is on the history chanel cmon he hated the job at the end. Colbert on the other hand is getting kinda weird did you saw Sammy the Salmon. ITs Letterman level weirdness and I liked it.
>>67615701
Colbert is fucking terrible. He should get guests who are actually interesting and stop doing bits for middle school kids.
The only time he's remotely funny is when he gets into politics.
Anyone know of a livestream that does OJ?
FXNOW has a livestream up
>low quality streams
>>67614974
Jesus Christ, why did they get Cuba Gooding Jr? He looks nothing like OJ. Might as well have just casted Matthew Perry if you don't give a fuck.
are we going to get a ''this is what Saul was doing when Walt was kickig ass'' season?
>>67614832
you must mean mike.
>>67614832
no it should never venture into the same time frame as when Walt began the meth things.
it should sways before or after, not during.
>>67615170
but why tho
CAPEKINO
https://youtu.be/rKRmMQaLZz8?t=2m22s
Huh.
Why is /tv/ so obsessed with pretending to know better than everyone else to the point of praising some awfully edited, paced, written and shot piece of shit just because of some film school dropout-tier symbolism that's handled so clumsily its themes and meanings are almost stated in-dialogue?
The worst part about every human on earth believing that everyone else is dumber than them is braindead morons like these that can only talk in memes saying that you're dumb for not praising comic book shit.
>capekino
>>67614464
>Hi I'm Brett, and everything about my appearance and demeanor demonstrates that I'm the biggest cuck in the entire world
>please take my opinion seriously after I apologize to you for a minute and a half
>this is the savior the DCuck has chosen for himself
Could you possibly get any more cucked, DCuck?
When will a new Joseph McCarthy arise to purge the cuckolded communists from Hollywood once again?
>A Nuremberg rally for 21st-century America
How insane do you have to be to find these comparison appropriate
How highly rated would this movie be, if it was about Muslims shooting up a Trump rally?
I there a single review for this movie that doesn't mention Donald Trump?
Is Batfleck the best Batman portrayed on screen?
>inb4 "too early to know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJMebOQ1uk
no, and even if it was daniel day lewis he still would be stuck a bad movie with nothing to work with.
bale was good, keaton was best, adam and clooney gave no shits and had fun. kilmer was a fine placeholder, and so is affleck.
BvS is still fant4stic levels of shit and makes even batman and robin look like a fucking masterpiece
>>67614294
so angry,are you a superman fanboy or something
>protip he's not really ded
>>67614198
Well he was pretty good as Bruce but he seemed to have no qualms with murdering people which was really surprising from Batman. At least Nolan's Batman was psychotic enough to somehow justify to himself that as long as he wasn't actually pulling the trigger it wasn't actually him killing people. This one on the other hand has no such illusion.
So, his superpower is not having a Penis?
>>67614178
He can just digitally insert his mind into porn.
Alternatively, robodick
>>67614212
>not RoboCock
>>67614178
He's probably got one, at least a robotic one.
If i was him, i would ask the guy eho reconstructed me to give me mi dick back
So which was better?
Deadpool.
>>67614155
lmao
that's exactly what deadpool pool would say loool
>>67614128
Zootopia
>Carpenter wraps up the Halloween series in a satisfying way.
>Tries to pursue his dream of making a horror anthology series
>Season of the Witch flops because the average horror fan is a brain-dead retard who thinks a man in a William Shatner mask is "thrilling".
>Slasher movies dominate for the next 20 years.
Why do horror fans always want more of the same? Do you need to see a 6 foot tall man killing teenagers(and dying to a virgin woman) literally dozens upon dozens of times?
>>67614069
That movie terrified me as a kid. As an adult, it's hard to follow.
Subhuman horror fans just want to see their power fantasy characters (Jason, Freddy, Michael, etc) do what they can't.
indeed, season of the witch was a solid 8/10
amazing how retards can tank a films reputation so much
