ITT: Real kino
Posting some ebin Кинo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JJw-ntEG_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5xQfUScep4
ГPУППA КPOBИ
I discovered Kino in one of my favorite movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hce8z2h0CoI
should I bother watching this movie?
>>67624179
sure
>>67624179
Watch the opening scene and then turn it off.
I'm fucking serious.
>>67624179
It's bretty good. The best of this bond cycle in my opinion.
I feel bad for ben. The guy loves his roles and loves acting very much, always gives 110% of himself in it, and hes now probably crying himself to sleep wiping his tears away with the money that he made from the movie
Because you may make a lot of money with movies, but the pain that you were in a movie that was hated by many will never go away, no matter how good your acting was. And some people are better at hiding the pain, through the sheer amount of money that they receive, however.A bad movie will always be bad.
>>67623903
>always gives 110% of himself in it
>>67623977
Prove me wrong.
>>67623903
Just look at him, he's going to be just fine. Remember that he's not depressed about the rotten tomatoes score, he's depressed because his wife left him for fucking a supermodel.
Feel bad for you're selve nigga
TRANSFORMIUM
KRRRRRRRRRRRYPTONITE
Productplacementium
I thought it was RuPaul from the thumbnail and was very surprised to have seen such a clever ruse.
I was disappointed when I opened it.
Is anyone genuinely excited for the DCU movies?
Like Cyborg , Aquaman , Wonder Woman, The Flash?
Even Justice League is not something im looking forward to.
Batman would be cool. But now that He is Murder-Man I dont know if they can even do the character justice.
Should they just scrap everything before it becomes even more of a clusterfuck?
Cyborg is one of the worst characters the DCU has, and he's literally only there because he's black
Give me Jon Stewart Green Lantern any fucking day.
>>67623081
Why would WB want to keep losing money though?
Only excited for The Flash because I hate what the CW did to him.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
I love how this show takes place in philly but has no black people in it. City is literally full of smokes.
Also what's the funniest episode?
>No black people
>show has the greatest black character of all time
>>67623310
Thats not Firstepisode Gaynigga
>>67623310
Isn't this the black guy from The Walking Dead? Tyrese or whatever
Will Cap lift the hammer in the next Avengers movie?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Also if Thor/Asgard is space science, how does the hammer determine who is worthy to wield it?
>>67622617
The whole series is building up to a big ass movie about magic rocks. Who cares.
ITT: "oh yeah that existed"
I forgot about that
Reaper was GOAT
Can britbongs be any more hypocritical?
Can you point out the hypocrisy?
I don't even know who the fuck this guy is 2bh
>>67622438
they can always be more hypocritical
>>67622438
he was in a manchildrens tv series, like those shit you watch each week.
>Extended North Africa opening segment, with Lois meeting Jimmy and being escorted to the warlord's compound by a group of operators on horseback.
>Another nightmare sequence where Bruce Wayne finds Robin's dead body while Wayne Manor burns to the ground, with the Joker's laugh echoing in the hallways.
>Another scene of Diana at a charity auction.
>Another few scenes of Bruce being depressed.
>Clark Kent interviewing inmates at Blackgate Penitentiary about Batman.
>Clark and Lois pillow talk.
>Superman having a nightmare about Metropolis' destruction.
>Superman having a vision of General Zod showing up in the Arctic to torment him.
>Extended Batmobile chase.
>Extended Batman VS. Superman including Batman's full speech.
>Extended Trinity VS. Doomsday with more violence.
>Extended epilogue with the funerals.
>The Communion scene.
>Some other scenes of Lex being villainous in private.
Why do you keep making threads about his movie?
>>67621497
The director cut of BvS will be the logical conclusion to capekino
If Martha Kent's first name had been, like, jane or some shit, she and her son would have been FUCKED
You might be just shitposting, but now I'm genuinely curious, how would they have resolved the plot if both their names weren't Martha? Could they think past that?
I want to fuck that gilf
>>67621637
they would have had superman call for his mom somehow and batman would have recognized that as superman being human... since that's what they did anyway.
Literally pure cinema. At times I thought I was watching a film by Coppola or Lynch. Brilliant just brilliant
Thanks op, we were running low on capeshit threads
>>67621492
Sorry just need to express my feelings on the greatest cinematographic experience sincr Lawrence of Arabia
>>67621457
>coppola or lynch
Caught the marvel falseflagger
>You would prefer another target, amilitarytarget? Then name the system!
Xbox One
/tv/
>>67621222
His definition is v. /fa/
CinemaSins DESTROYS Batman Returns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h60gdEi-B70
>/tv/ faggots ACTUALLY called this piece of garbage capekino
>>67621215
Who?
>cinemasins
Why don't you come back with a critique that isn't worthless
it was capekino
>Drugs expand your mind!
>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Oswald didn't kill JFK, M-MUH GRASSY KNOLL!
>Has literally said "WAKE UP AMERICA"
>"LOL GOATBOY"
Bill Hicks: The Edgy Teenager of the Internet, But For Comedy
>>67621105
How is it edgy
The first one is true
The second one is hyperbole, but there are plenty of racists and authoritarians (if not necessarily fascists) working in government
>>67621129
He isn't, but this poster is straight outta redd!t and can't help himself.
If you in any way challenge the status quo and suggest that thinking for yourself might be a better alternative than being a corporate puppet, it's somehow "edgy".
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