just marathoned this.
anymore funny actionmovies like dis?
>>67606171
>marathoned
How do you marathon a single movie?
>>67606304
i watched it in double speed
>>67606304
>not taking shit and food breaks every 25 mins so your eyes don't get strained
>not going outside after the first 10 minutes so your adhd won't start acting up
Pleb
He tried to save us all. He tried to give us capekino. He tried to flip the genre on its axis. He did all of this: for us.
But we rejected him. We turned our backs on him..I, myself, am guilty of this..
But I'm awakened now. I've seen the light. Zack Snyder, the father of capekino, has called to me. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a masterpiece. It's such a masterpiece, that we're scared of it. We rejected it. We dismissed it. We cursed it. We were afraid of change..afraid to be challenged. Afraid of the possibility that capeshit could be more than funny quips and bright colors.
They could be Greek epics to the likes of which could rock us to the core.
We should be ashamed of ourselves. Ashamed that we have pushed Zachary to the depths of potential suicide. We must apologize to him..we must let him know that we understand now..we must let it be known that the Disney overlords no longer have us under their spell anymore..that we're free..that we have finally witnessed and acknowledged..capekino. We must /tv/. We must.
STOP
INVINCIBLE
SON
>>67605790
4/10
>>67605790
NO OMNIPOTENT SON DONT SAVE ME
12 OR 13 GUYS MIGHT SEE YOU
LET ME SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR A DOG THAT WOULDVE DIED REGARDLESS OF MY INVERVENTION
>Don't talk to me or my girlfriend's son ever again
What did Driver mean by this?
...
...
...
Ws he even real?
CALL IT
I love the Coens, but I just didn't get this movie
dat haircut was evil.
I am trying to get a ride on the people that like or dislike BvsS and Interstellar.
If you liked BvsS did you like Interstellar or hate it?
Liked interstellar. Didn't like BvS very much. It was better than expected though.
I hated BvS and I hated Interstellar.
Both movies are visually "interest" but are otherwise hollow, emotionless hackjobs. Kill yourself if you liked either.
>>67605405
Ok marvel kuks opinion completely disgarded.
>Deadwood
>Six Feet Under
>Twin Peaks
>Ray Donovan
>Billions
What should I watch next, /tv/? Are the last two even of comparable quality to the other 3? How good would you consider any of these shows compared to The Wire or The Sopranos? Something else entirely you'd like to suggest instead maybe? Pls help, it's hard to decide.
Arrested Development
Its always good to watch a comedy show ever so often
>>67605254
Already seen it I'm afraid.
>>67605226
Watch justified
THIS SUMMER
OP SUCKS A THOUSAND COCKS
>>67605171
AND THEN
Will Warner Bros EVER top Batman Forever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV6qMKLvPMw
Let the nostalgia flow through you, famalams.
GOAT.
batman forever may not be the best batman movie but it's the one i always think of when i think of what batman is
>>67604966
>BIG BLACK BAT
What did he mean by this?
So does this guy ever actually beat anyone other than hitler (who was a normal human being) ?
Every time I search for "Captain America VS <insert other super hero>" I see comic panels of Captain America either getting his ass handed to him or everyone else going easy on him.
What is his actual power level?
>>>>>>/co/
>>67604871
He beats powerful people all the time, but it is kind of unfair to post the one page where he stands up to the most powerful being in the universe at the time.
Fucking manchild
Shows that were ahead of their time.
pure kino
My name is Cleveland Brown
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/433246/batman-v-superman-culture-war-gets-mythic
>Fanboys do not own the franchises of Batman and Superman movies, so director Zack Snyder went against the mob and dared to raise the genre to a level of adult sophistication in 2013’s Man of Steel, the most emotionally powerful superhero movie ever made. (Fanboys hated it.) Snyder’s sequel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice adds politics, bringing to the fantasy some contemporary, real-world concerns. This is not conventional comic-book allegory; rather, Snyder uses the figures of Batman (Ben Affleck) and Superman (Henry Cavill) walloping each other to give visible substance to social and moral issues, much as Greek tragedy does. He takes the wildest, Bizarro World fiction — of two superheroes turned super foes — and uses the premise to explicate our current dilemmas concerning power, principles, and divinity.
>In this age of petty Marvels, most comic-book movies merely perpetrate fantasies of power, but Snyder, enacting his personal aesthetic, braves a film that examines those fantasies. He boldly challenges popular culture’s current decay. Man of Steel was a magnificent, hugely satisfying response to what’s often missing in pop culture, and Batman v Superman raises more ideas without (yet) resolving them. An attempt to invoke other superheroes from the DC Comics stable, starting with Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot, accompanied by tribal drums that recall Snyder’s overawed feminist fantasia, Sucker Punch), ultimately goes unfulfilled. And Snyder, obliged to placate the Marvel hordes, lets a couple of fight scenes devolve into Avengers-trite turmoil.
>Still, the equation of moral myth and contemporary political catastrophe marks an important advance. Snyder intends to resolve the conflict between commerce and art, power and morality... With Batman v Superman, the battle for the soul of American culture is on.
MARVEL UTTERLY BTFO
THE ERA OF CAPEKINO BEGINS
THE KING HAS SPOKEN
>>67604322
He's right you know. Batman v Superman is extremely intelligent, people went in wanting a straight forward plot
pic: from the batman/superman fight
TOASTIN EPIC BREAD XD
What is the most boring James Bond movie?
>>67604278
Diamonds are forever or world is not enough
spyshit was never good
all
>Currently cinemas collect a 5% tax on all ticket sales which is paid into the Central Movie Special Funds. However, cinemas which achieve two thirds of their revenues from Chinese films will be able to keep half of the tax, the Xinhua news agency reports. That is equivalent to a 2.5% incentive.
>The move follows only a week after China created a financial incentive for those films which do well abroad. It said that it would reward those films which score more than $153,000 (RMB1 million) at the overseas box office.
http://variety.com/2016/film/asia/china-to-boost-local-films-with-tax-break-1201740838/
It's over, Hollywood collapse imminent.
>Chinese """"films""""
The Mermaid is some of the trashiest lowest common denominator horseshit ever made. I wish I could see the trashing it would get by critics if it was an english language movie
So it wasn't enough to dominate americans economically, now they have to do it with the entertainment industry too. Not like i mind, chinks at least won't shove gay shit and interracial breeding to our population like the hollywood jews do.
Are movies better if you watch them in a theater?
>>67603870
The experience is fundamentally different. I'm a firm believer that some movies can be enhanced by being watched at a good cinema.
I like to watch the larger action movies in the theater as the sound is really the biggest difference
i also like watching the more fun movies with an audience so I can be an americlap but more often than not i am more irritated at the people sitting next to me
if its something quieter I think watching in silence at home ist best
>>67603870
That is the single best comic strip ever devised.
LIEUTENANT DAN
ICE CREAM
www.vocaroo.com
do your best "lieutenant dan" forrest impression
LOOTENANT DAN YOU GOT MAGIC LEGS
AND A FAT ASIAN WIFE
I say this to my mom whenever she's sick in bed
I dunno why, but it's always hilarious to me when he just dumps the ice cream into his bed pan
